I get a pint of beer or milk and a litre of cola

SO who thinks this circle-jerk should survive to finally be published if but for the banter??

See, this is why voting for "content" is limited in this 'democratic' arena-This dialogue is destined for oblivion because of some panty-knots and opinions about what peeps THINK they know.

I enjoy the twirl, like any decent troll and perhaps now everyone can see the pile of shit that all this meaningless discourse is worth?
(it's my job peeps, to keep this absurd bullshit in-check, and more thanna half pint of ego)

....and as they frolic, somewhere in the house kitty is depositing a pint of consternation in his secret, secret place.

I'm not a big U2 fan at all, but a bunch of friends were going to Slane so I actually saw them perform about 4 days after his dad died.

I can take or leave their music, but christ they can put on a show. And when he dedicated "Kite" to his dad, it was a pretty epic moment.

At least, that's how I remember it, but I was stoned out of my tree. Also, Coldplay played earlier and confirmed my suspicions that they were absolutely amazing...ly fucking awful. Seriously, fuck coldplay.

So in conclusion, that artist does not know how to draw a pint of Guinness!

Couldn't he just have his girlfriend pick up the pint glass on his behalf? The bartender did not preclude her from the rules of "touching".

LEARN HOW TO POUR A PROPER PINT! (57 second mark)

Damn Buck, that just about covers it-I'm Pat Condell, and I'd like to buy you a few pints and some virgins!

Srsly, what you hate about Islam and Muslims-at-large lies in the root developmental-disability: Something so hard-wired into a culture it would take several generations to correct or, as I have mentioned before, a collective world-wide experience that flips the paradigm on it's head.

An alien invasion or worldwide catastrophe would go a long way towards sobering us monkeys the fuck, RIGHT up! (world shakes fist at sky with one tongue, "Fuuuuck yewwwwwww, Gaaaaawd!")


Besides Buck and myself, I wonder how many people's first reaction when they heard what this guy had to spew was to want to take one of those sticks to his mealy, little mouth???

This guy is friggin' animated! I bet you he's a blast to have a pint with!

Swimming kicks AAAASss!

Duuuude, like after I got totally ripped from swimming and shit I'd like, walk up to the bitch that overfed me and scratch my initials on her inner fucking thigh while she was comatose on pints of Ben & Jerrys, yo...

30ml spirits, pot of beer (half a pint), a glass of wine.
Identical in australia, not so sure about those weekly figures, I spose thats 3 pots a day...but you can easily do 21+ in a weekend

Crushing the bottle explains the air displacement in the bottle - but how do you explain the air displacement down his throat?

I too can open my throat and pour a Pint of water down without swallowing but my mouth is tuned up and open so displaced air can escape. His mouth is closed around the mouth of the bottle. That water should be shooting out his nose - Definitely FAKE

If the data from the two countries does indeed correlate, here's what I take from the data. Firstly, you're more likely to be in a violent situation in the uk. However, if you find yourself in a violent situation in the states it's far more likely to be deadly.

People in the uk don't routinely carry around weapons. If someone knocks your pint out of your hand in a pub he's very very unlikely to be carrying a gun so he's a lot more likely to get a slap. I would imagine a lot of this 'petty' violence is less prevalent where the person you slap could pull out a gun and shoot you. If the two sets of data are comparable this is where the difference comes from.

So there's the trade off. Personally I'd rather get fifty slaps than be shot once. When teenagers go out in the uk the parents worry that they'll come back with a black eye, not that they'll be back in a body bag...

Stop whining and pay your bills! Carbon bill just came, deal with your footprint! The oxygen bill is past due, better hold yer fucking breath.....And look out!! There's a new tax: Since YOU killed most of the honey bees and are responsible for about 200 species disappearing forever every second... well, yer gonna have to pay for that, too....Sorry!

Save those tears baby, bottled water is $7.99 a pint, you fucked that up too!!

>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^bareboards2:
Put a shot of blackberry cordial in the glass before pulling the pint.... 'tis grand, I'll tell ye that fer nuttin'.

HERESY!! You don't mess with Guinness. It is sacred.
I'm about to go all shinyblurry on everyone.
Whoever that unfunny ginger bloke is should learn some respect. It is a privilege to learn how Guinness is made. Much like Bruce Lee and Kung Fu, learning to pour a pint correctly is something that we only just recently started teaching foreigners. Woe betide the heathen who drinks before the pint has settled, and may god/allah/buddah/hitchens have mercy on your soul should you attempt to refill a pint .
Arthur J be praised.
Guinness: serious business.
I have to admit I was genuinely appalled when he did that.


Now that's pretentiousness!

>> ^bareboards2:

Put a shot of blackberry cordial in the glass before pulling the pint.... 'tis grand, I'll tell ye that fer nuttin'.


HERESY!! You don't mess with Guinness. It is sacred.

I'm about to go all shinyblurry on everyone.

Whoever that unfunny ginger bloke is should learn some respect. It is a privilege to learn how Guinness is made. Much like Bruce Lee and Kung Fu, learning to pour a pint correctly is something that we only just recently started teaching foreigners. Woe betide the heathen who drinks before the pint has settled, and may god/allah/buddah/hitchens have mercy on your soul should you attempt to refill a pint*.

Arthur J be praised.

Guinness: serious business.

* I have to admit I was genuinely appalled when he did that.