Your video, PILLOW FIGHT PRANK - Assault with a bedly weapon, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

This achievement has earned you your "Pop Star" Level 115 Badge!

Your video, Guy Randomly Walks Up To People To Pillow Fight, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

@StukaFox, funnily enough today I was thinking of a joke I used to tell back in the day. I couldn't find just now in a 2 minute search making it less likely you've heard it before, so I'll write out a quick version. It's not the funniest or the dirtiest, but it's fun to tell.

So a guy's looking to kill himself and fortuitously comes across a sign saying 'for an interesting death enquire within.' This being a joke he decides he has to give it a go.

Inside is an absolutely huuuuge naked woman. She first instructs him to put his belt on her. He struggles, but eventually manages. "Now," she says "pull it tighter until I'm thin." With every ounce of strength and leverage he can muster he gets the belt to the last notch. Struggling for breath she says "Now eat my pussy". He's starting to suspect a scam, but he goes for it anyway. "Harder!" she gasps, grinding against him. He pushes back against her as hard as he can. "harder! HARDER!" He's pushing so hard he's struggling to breathe. He suspects she's just trying to smother him with her pussy when he feels her starting to orgasm. He pushes harder still. Her muscles tense and pulse until suddenly the belt can't take it any more - POP! Ssccchhhhlllup! And he was never seen again.

----

Bonus clean joke I saw when I searched for the one above: Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you're prepared to face the reaper cushions.

My Sea Monkeys lasted 3 days. Their world was destroyed during a pillow fight.

This video has opened old wounds for me.

SERIOUSLY... one second of the pillow fight at 2:22

Pillows are filled with bricks and rusty nails.
Also, this is russian army's way of "curing the gay" - a sexy pillow fight among all the men.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'never wake up, sleep, competition, comedy, movie, pillow, college humor fight' to 'never wake up, sleep, competition, comedy, movie, pillow fight, college humor' - edited by Boise_Lib

Tags for this video have been changed from 'never wake up, sleep, competition, comedy, movie, pillow fight' to 'never wake up, sleep, competition, comedy, movie, pillowcollege humor fight' - edited by Boise_Lib

Apparently pillow fight rules are the least confusing thing on earth.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Why is he wearing 2 shirts?


He's a golfer. He wears 2 in case he gets a hole in one.

Congratulations! Your video, Pillow Fight!, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 28 Badge!

>> ^L0cky:

You won big man, don't look so down.


He's not down, he's exhausted.

>> ^sme4r:

wonder what happens if the person is to enraged to put the pieces together?


Perhaps he was so consumed with rage that he didn't notice he was handed a pillow. Look at him -- he's furious! Don't you see him seeething with HATE?

Your video, Pillow Fight!, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^lucky760:

I know I'm probably the only one who is bothered by it, but the continuity issues are distracting. The curtain is open, then closed, then open, then closed. Obviously it's because there wasn't really a window on that set and it's just a short Internet video, but come on. And a guy has huge binoculars right outside the curtained window but the girls inside still look like they're a mile away? Yeesh.
unabletosuspenddisbeliefonthisone
Still, funny.


I thought the same thing, but the window with the closed shade is above the bed's headboard...there's another window as well on the wall to the left in the opening shot, which is the one the dudes are watching through.