Well that's fine too. Just know that I'd never make you pitch a tent in your pants. That seems like a good way to ruin a good set of knickers? What? No I said "knickers"
In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Nah I just keep a real tent in my pants. Im going camping in the valley.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
yay for penis sized clitorises and/or tight tight pants!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You make me pitch a tent in my pants.

Nah I just keep a real tent in my pants. Im going camping in the valley.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
yay for penis sized clitorises and/or tight tight pants!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You make me pitch a tent in my pants.

yay for penis sized clitorises and/or tight tight pants!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
You make me pitch a tent in my pants.

Now, we shall move onto the size of his individual body parts. Penis size shall be polled in furlongs.

Appears to be micropenis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

Like most traits, human penis size falls along a bell curve. Folks with micropenis are on the far left tail of the distribution. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Questions concerning topics such as: breast size, penis size, how many people have you slept with, weight, age, kids, significant other, same sex encounters, multiple partner encounters (threesomes+), etc.

How many of you expect the answer to be a little to a lot false when asking it of anyone whom you've met just minutes/hours ago?

All it took for this woman to sleep with this guy is him to introduce himself with a traditional name. I suspect if that's all it takes to get into her pants, she's going to find a lot of traditional names popping into her life.

Hell....in a way it kind of boils down to a case of not giving your full legal name before sex = rape. How many people go by nicknames, shortened versions of their legal names, or some other myriad of possibilities.

It feels like a case of "Im embarassed I slept with him, someone found out so Im calling rape now." If someone is truly violated, IE they are not a willing participant in the sexual encounter, they should by all means get whomever is responsible reported to the police asap. If you were passed out drunk when it happened, that's rape. The whole being drunk makes you unable to consent to sex argument has always made me wonder if both of them are drunk and have sex (participating, not passed out) did they just rape each other?

Unless there's more to this than the guy misrepresenting himself to her, I don't see how this can be rape. All those post-op trannies who don't disclose the particulars must be raping their way across the country if this is all it takes.

So, I know I am going to have 500 people disagree, but here goes. An argument is not worth having if you are simply agreeing with everyone...

Rape by deception should be a crime if the lie morally cripples either party (I doubt it crippled the Jew-whore but then again, she is religious...)

Let's say something equally horrible happens to you as has happened to true victims of lies. Now, since religious people are bat-shit and some are very, very serious about their dedication to their particular lord's work (In some human-induced hypocritical bull-shit way,) we have to find a similarly bat-shit comparison. This, oh, having sex with an infidel, cannot be translated to our standards so here goes an unequal comparison.

You were adopted out, located your sister, and because you are a sicko you date her and have sex with her… Or your wife is having sex with your brother behind your back… Or, like the youtube video, your wife was a man or you're man was a wife… Or, your husband is a child molester and has molested your children and you don't know it…

Last unbalanced comparison I can make, you’re dancing with a woman you’re buying conspicuous amounts of alcohol and she passes out… You do the little dirty and... Why is that rape? She took the alcohol willingly. You did not lie about anything… Certainly she should have reasonably known and accepted the consequences of her intentional actions; like a drunk driver.

Lying about penis size, or lying about wealth that the other party is not entitled to anyway, or lying about how many children a person has, in the initial bangings, is not morally crippling. None of those lies stops each other from getting their rocks off and won’t affect their futures.

I won’t say a sexually transmitted disease is applicable, because that is brutal physical violence against another person without a disease. But then why should that be illegel if lying and sex should be seperate issues? I mean don't we all consent to sex and what "comes" with sex, the risks and all, regardless?

And to those who intentionally lie to their potential conquests, why? I tell the truth and if the woman I am about to grind with doesn't like it, so what? She can go for some loser who has to lie about everything... I’ll just do her better looking sister anyways.

See, I am jaded; my family lied all the time. All day, every day. And everyone else seems to find a lie just fine for nearly every circumstance...

Is it wrong to lie? Mostly. Is it a crime? In many, many circumstances.

Deceit-rape would have to be more harmful than doctor/nurse lies and be provable...

For example, the husband/child molester. Did his deceit rip a fabric in your world? Of course. Not just because he molested but because you were intimate with him…

Oh, and I love the shoe on the other foot comment. Would a Jewish man be raping a a Muslim woman... Well, we would never know because her head would be smashed open with a bunch of rocks before her argument was ever heard. Kind of like a tree falling in the forrest.

I think we should not use the term "average" when referring to penis size. We should use the term "ideal".

I remember a few years ago, when Howard Stern was on terrestrial radio, he interviewed a female psychologist who had written a recent book on women and sex. Now, anyone who has listened to Howard for half a minute knows he always states he has a micropenis. So he asked her the question, "Is it true that women prefer larger penis?" And she stated that through her interviews and questionnaires, etc, that they do prefer larger penis, but it was girth, and not length, that was the defining factor. That made me happy, as I'm of average length, but I can split some wood, baby....


One other funny anecdote that ties into this. Again, years ago when I was a teenager, my mom used to subscribe to R.N. magazine (as she was one before she retired). I would thumb through it on occasion when I was bored, and they had a feature called Sex Q&A. In one issue, they had an article about how penis size increased proportionally from flaccid to erect in average to small men, as opposed to "larger" men. In other words, if you had a small or average penis when soft, you had a bigger erection proportionally when hard, as opposed to men who were big when soft as opposed to hard. I told my friends this and showed them the article, and it was the first time I've ever been around a group of guys who were trying to outdo each other on how small their dicks actually were, as opposed to boasting about how large. "Yeah, I'm only like 2 inches..." "Yeah, I'm like 1 1/2..."

I still laugh when I think about it.

so...the french have the best healthcare and the biggest average penis size. i guess joan of arc wasn't fucking around about leading them to victory. who knew?

Though I know your comment was not meant to be pointing at mine because we posted our comments almost exactly at the same time, it's funny because your *findthumb would seem to be a derogatory remark about my penis size. Ha ha. Bastard.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
^Did admin finally do away with findthumb?

@deathcow: It's usually the ones that talk about how big it is that have the size "issue". Not saying that you do, but it is a red flag to the ladies so you might wanna keep that talk on the dl IRL.

I wonder if there's an actual scientific study done linking the propensity to drive fast (or other adrenaline rushes) to penis size. Sometimes that same "small penis" link is attributed to guys with large pickup trucks or guys with nice cars, or souped up rides. Pretty much if you don't drive a beat down car (or a 68 Cadillac Coupe DeVille) you run the risk of being thought of as having a small penis.

thats cool i wish we had them in england we just have the boring ones hear lol slugs are all male and femail combined when thay mate thay have a fight that involves pulling the other slugs penis off (kinky). also i think slugs have the biggest penis of all animals on a body to penis size ratio. ahaa > see the slug sex clip below just noticed it ! cool clip though slugs r funky

^ perhaps, but the ladies aren't reading our computer penis size enhancement comments

Well, it's one way for an army to fight the penis size competition in peace time i suppose...