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fates warning reunited after 25 years!!

Engels says...

Magisterial sound, great guitar riffs, solid tune, utterly epic prog metal. But the lead singer looks and sounds like Patton Oswalt.

New Edgar Wright Movie 'The World's End' - Trailer

poolcleaner says...

Right, so unoriginal, just like MIKE PATTON and DOOM.

Oh look at me I can sing like a weirdo and we have horns and metal guitars. Blah blah blah.

Oh look we are on Mars and there's a guy's face looking around on my user interface and it WON'T RUN ON MY 286. Oooooooooooohhhhhhh buuurrrrrnnnnn.

Barf all over your anus.

Fantomas said:

This just looks like Shawn of the Dead with aliens. They even have the same 'running into fence gag' from Hot fuzz for Christ's sake!

I think I'll just torrent rent this one.

Star Wars filibuster - Parks and Rec. (Patton Oswalt)

The Best Beaver Experience of My Life!

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Adam Savage Builds Patton Oswalt's Halloween Costume

Epic by Faith No More

dystopianfuturetoday says...

I has opinions.

A music video should not be replaced with a live performance, IMO.

A live performance should not be replaced with a music video, IMO.

A specific live performance should not be replaced with a different live performance, IMO.

An audiosift with arbitrary background visuals (artist slideshow, static image, vintage footage, ironic footage, any other kind of 'filler' footage) should be able to be replaced with embeds that have different arbitrary background visuals. A short film set to a popular song would not be considered arbitrary background visuals, IMO.

It looks like you replaced a music video with a live performance, which is a no-no IMO.

This particular music video features Mike Patton in a Mr. Bungle shirt, which makes me happy. I like to be happy. Please make me happy.

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This Commercial is F**king Great... Just Like Our Blades

deathcow says...

>> ^therealblankman:

It might sound odd, but I'm very passionate about shaving. I have tried everything that comes on the market, Fusion, Mach3 or whatever and they all suck donkey balls next to my single blade, double edge safety-razor, badger brush and good shaving soap. For those men who shave, especially black guys, wet-shaving simply can not be beat.
I've worn out 2 bristle brushes in 25 years of shaving. When the last needed to be replaced I treated myself to a really nice Badger hair brush- it was about $50, and is totally worth it. I'm allowed to have nice things. A five dollar bristle brush works just as well, but doesn't feel nearly as nice, nor does it make as nice a lather.
For soap Proraso Ultra-Sensitive is my current favorite. It's pretty inexpensive- a ten dollar tub lasts almost a year, and it is nicely moisturizing. Doesn't have a pretty scent, but that's okay. Not that it doesn't smell nice- it does, just not all pretty-like. I also use the standard Proraso green- it's loaded with Menthol and Eucalyptus so is really cooling on the skin- in the summer on a hot day if you use that stuff and cool water it feels like you're shaving with ice. There are some expensive luxury soaps and creams available and they are absolutely fantastic- An ex once gave me a cake of Geo F. Trumpers Limes, and I cherished that stuff for years- used it only on special occasions. You can also buy the old-standard "Mug" brand shaving soap for about one or two dollars at most drug stores- it works pretty good as well but is a little drying to the face- I keep a bar around and take it camping and backpacking.
The handle I use is a classic vintage "Improved" Gillette 3-piece screw-together safety razor dating from the 1930s, which makes it nearly 80 years old! How's that for economical? New handles are also available at specialty stores and online. The Merkur brand handles are particularly nice- I have one of those even though I still prefer the vintage Gillette. The old Gillette is also gold plated which does nothing to make the shave better but it looks cool.
As for blades, about three or four years ago I bought 400 Derby brand safety blades on Ebay for $50! I use fewer than 2 blades/week which means I've got a lot left, more than a hundred. I've also given away many packages to friends who wanted to try wet-shaving and none of them have gone back to their old (new?) ways.
Two passes gives me a clean and super-close shave, no nicks, no ingrown hairs, no burning, no bumps. Skin feels fantastic and I do very well with the ladies. Speaking of the ladies, most every woman I've been with has been very curious about the whole thing- the morning ritual with the brush, the special soaps etc. Some have even asked if they could try- which can lead to a lot of fun! Think that'll ever come about with your cheap spray-can of nasty foam or gel?
Men-do yourself a favour and throw away those over-priced mediocre multi-blade set-ups and chemical-laden skin-drying cans of shitty foam and shave like a real man. This is one thing your grandfather had right.
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This was the post of the month. I saw a giant flag raising up behind you Patton style as you belted out this reference quality post.

When a woman loves a gondola...

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Patton Oswalt on the insanity of faith

EMPIRE says...

lol

yeah, even in that hypothetical situation he couldn't have solved world hunger. He managed to feed 1 crowd, for 1 meal, with some loafs and fish. Hardly beyond the powers of good catering!

>> ^solecist:

>> ^EMPIRE:
>> ^solecist:
does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!

except he never solved world hunger.

oh, you mean jesus didn't solve world hunger in the hypothetical situation where he came back to earth and joined the fucking xmen? really? i'm sorry i made such an egregious error. i must have read the wrong bible.

Patton Oswalt on the insanity of faith

solecist says...

>> ^EMPIRE:

>> ^solecist:
does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!

except he never solved world hunger.


oh, you mean jesus didn't solve world hunger in the hypothetical situation where he came back to earth and joined the fucking xmen? really? i'm sorry i made such an egregious error. i must have read the wrong bible.



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