I am a CPA with 38 years experience.

I am wearing a man's flannel shirt and hiking boots and no makeup, with my hair pulled back with a rhinestone covered barrette, sitting here at work. (I'm not lesbian, I'm just comfortable in the cold Pacific NW, in a kooky town that lets you be comfortable without judgment.)

There is NO WAY he could guess what I do for a living.

I have no paper cuts at present. That might give me away.

This is gorgeous animation except for the human figures. I have a real strong dislike for 2.5D figure animation... it loooks distractingly like a paper cut-out to me.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Why are the socialists pretending they've "lost" because there were no tax hikes?
The "spending cuts" barely amount to a paper cut.
As Rand Paul said:
“The President called for a “balanced approach.” But the American people are calling for a balanced budget. This deal does nothing to fix the overreaches of both parties over the past few years: Obamacare, TARP, trillion-dollar wars, runaway entitlement spending. They are all cemented into place with this deal, and their legacy will be trillions of dollars in new debt."
Every time The Kenyanesque Hawaiian was declared a naked emperor and enemy of free market capitalism, the left balked. Meanwhile Jugears and Co. have been overclocking the economic engine for three years with non-stop spending. This clown never wanted jobs growth, he wanted 'brakes' on the economy and America in general, they are his idealogical enemies.
taxocrats = traitors
RINOs = traitors


It's amazing to me that you blame Obama yet have no harsh words for say Reagan or Bush. He's essentially the same as them...how the fuck is he different? You're just an idiot man...give it up!

>> ^quantumushroom:

Why are the socialists pretending they've "lost" because there were no tax hikes?
The "spending cuts" barely amount to a paper cut.
As Rand Paul said:
“The President called for a “balanced approach.” But the American people are calling for a balanced budget. This deal does nothing to fix the overreaches of both parties over the past few years: Obamacare, TARP, trillion-dollar wars, runaway entitlement spending. They are all cemented into place with this deal, and their legacy will be trillions of dollars in new debt."
Every time The Kenyanesque Hawaiian was declared a naked emperor and enemy of free market capitalism, the left balked. Meanwhile Jugears and Co. have been overclocking the economic engine for three years with non-stop spending. This clown never wanted jobs growth, he wanted 'brakes' on the economy and America in general, they are his idealogical enemies.
taxocrats = traitors
RINOs = traitors


No True Scotsman

Why are the socialists pretending they've "lost" because there were no tax hikes?

The "spending cuts" barely amount to a paper cut.

As Rand Paul said:

“The President called for a “balanced approach.” But the American people are calling for a balanced budget. This deal does nothing to fix the overreaches of both parties over the past few years: Obamacare, TARP, trillion-dollar wars, runaway entitlement spending. They are all cemented into place with this deal, and their legacy will be trillions of dollars in new debt."

Every time The Kenyanesque Hawaiian was declared a naked emperor and enemy of free market capitalism, the left balked. Meanwhile Jugears and Co. have been overclocking the economic engine for three years with non-stop spending. This clown never wanted jobs growth, he wanted 'brakes' on the economy and America in general, they are his idealogical enemies.

taxocrats = traitors
RINOs = traitors

Schoolgirl outfits and giant samurais with Gatling guns should be winning, but when the filmmakers make it clear that (a) the protagonist cannot be hurt, (b) faces almost no challenge (paper cut = win) and (c) it obscures the actual drama she actually faces, my boredom is unsurprising.

I'd make the sandwich. That a$$hole is all snarls and paper cuts.

What, doesn't everybody like Canadian indie rock?

Upvote for the paper cut-out aeroplanes

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His cardboard girlfriend was cheating on him? Adam must have a lot of paper cuts on his lil weenee...

Amazing! Now do the paraplegic in the 2nd row! No? Well how about this Iraq veteran with the amputated limbs? No? But you said God could do anything and heal any injury.... ok how about this paper cut a lady just got fishing out money for you? No? Oh well at least the bleeding stopped as you were pressing on it praying to Jesus.

>> ^NordlichReiter:

Does lemon Juice and tin foil cause reaction? How old were the fish?
http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem07/chem07183.htm
So if the Aluminum foil is really Aluminum then Lemon Juice causes the release of hydrogen gasses. But I think this is more a case of the lemon juice hitting the fish. The fish, somehow, still having living nerve endings.
Think of it like putting lemon juice on an open paper cut.

I think what kulpims meant is that lemon juice and tin foil create an electric current which triggers the muscles of the dead fish.

Does lemon Juice and tin foil cause reaction? How old were the fish?

http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/chem07/chem07183.htm

So if the Aluminum foil is really Aluminum then Lemon Juice causes the release of hydrogen gasses. But I think this is more a case of the lemon juice hitting the fish. The fish, somehow, still having living nerve endings.

Think of it like putting lemon juice on an open paper cut.

Time to put a bullet in the brain of this dying horse. Received word from Buttholeistan- apparently Kulpims died of that paper-cut I mentioned. His passing will be mourned by exactly nobody. His corpse was cremated, but unfortunately the undertaker got a whiff of the smoke and died immediately of a drug overdose.

Thanks to all those who participated in this wake, and to those who came and only voted on the comments without posting one themselves, I raise my middle finger in salute.

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!

*unsticky

^I don't know. Kind of over-the-top production values, and the special effects could have passed for paper cut-outs.

I find it ironic that you are doing exactly what the preacher accuses black people of doing: blaming your situation on another race. Except in this case you fear something that has a threat level below that of a paper cut. "Paranoia" is right.

You talk about your fears and the fears of the union, but I have not heard of any suffering you have had to endure. So, I don't understand what it is you are afraid of.

So a lazy worker got reassigned for some bogus reason. That happens all the time to all types of people.

In my company, we document poor performance and behavior, and give repeated warnings. So, when the time for action comes, there is no question of guilt. Any racial accusations have to be similarly documented to have weight. But, while I have never seen someone get fired over a mere accusation, I have seen many cases of people who blatantly sexually harass women or insult some minority, yet keep their jobs.

In fact, I don't see why it is in any minority's interest to raise dust over racism, even when it is real. What is the payout? An even more hostile work environment?

The preacher on this videos exaggerates to the point of creating a caricature of the average black person. If he or Tim Wise said that 70% of whites are racists, I bet you'd have a problem with that.