A fun little Panda Coffee video... http://videosift.com/video/Coffee-Panda

Red Pandas are like Pandas that are red.

>> ^00Scud00:

Sadly, I think the gourd was winning.


Indeed, he was gourd to death!

Red panda uses POUNCE on PUMPKIN.

It's not very effective.

When you look on this stage
Under all these bright lights,
You just see some guys
That you don't really like
At all, grow some balls
When you choose tonight!

But if you vote for me
You'll be doin the country
A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later
When I legalize everything

I can guarantee you'll be
Much, much more happy
With me
I can satisfy all your needs
For shady activities
As you please, like

Prostitutes and drugs
Panda skin rugs
Automatic weapons
Exposin your erections

It's high time
You vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything

Euthanizin old people
Poachin bald eagles
I'll fire the regulators
Of asbestos toilet paper

It's high time for Einstein
I'll legalize everythiiiiing

If you vote for him
You'll be helpin the nation
- God's favorite nation -
Live like the founding fathers did
And never have to bother with
Laws against anything

He can guarantee you'll be
Much more happy and free
constitutionally!
If you wanna see tyranny's demise
Realized we should legalize

Public urination
Without taxation
Buying the election
Exposin our erections!
You got it!
It's high time you vote for Einstein
I'll legalize everything:

Extreme religious sex/sects
Interspecies sex/sects
If you're wondering how i spelled those
Then you'll just have to guess ...

It's high time for Einstein
He'll legalize everythiiiiiing
Every single
Inconceivable
Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing

I was a little worried at first because the Panda bit is straight from one of his routines but this talk evolves into one of his funniest interviews i think.

>> ^Enzoblue:

Russians have crap, numbers-wise, for their next generation of workers. Birth rates are down and death rates so high that they stand to lose more than 20% of their population by 2050. Putin said of this in 2006, "The most acute problem of contemporary Russia". They're trying to up the sexcapades to get kids pumping out more. They even had a kiss-fest in Moscow and a 'day of conception' in June, offering prizes for babies etc.


It's like Panda's...soon we'll have russians in zoos and people will be shoving them together yelling "SAVE YOUR SPECIES!!!"

Not an actual red panda. I feel cheated.

This is what happens when you show your little ones Kung Fu Panda...

Are baby pandas the cutest animals ever? Possibly. Baby polar bears are a strong contender as well.

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Sorry, a dupe (a bit shorter than the original)
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>> ^deathcow:

like we all havent had to wake someone up like that
mostly on the giving end than receiving end.