This product is a non-utilitarian piece of over-priced garbage. The women they market this to that will actually BUY it are types that spend thousands of dollars on covetous bullshit, over-priced meals, housekeepers, etc. Privileged, paranoid, nigga-rich white bitches. How about a DIY belt with a fucking padlock onnit? Cheaper and more effective.

Krav Maga and utilization of pokey stuff: The two fastest and best ways for women to not only stop an attacker, but seriously fuck them up permanently.
Kung Fu or a pistol works fine, too.

Oh and ladies, please continue kicking your assailant in the genitals and soft tissue until police arrive?? Why send them back out on the street or even to trial, eh?? Embrace the mind of your attacker....with a heel to his temple after he lay bleeding on the ground. That'll learn 'em to practice unilaterally satisfying sex again.

Clever horse, but a padlock would fix her little red wagon.

>> ^silverpoint16:

I'd be installing a padlock. >> ^pumkinandstorm:
What an amazing cat! I bet those people come home to defrosted food quite often with the freezer door open all day!



I think they did when they realized all their fish sticks had gone missing.

I'd be installing a padlock. >> ^pumkinandstorm:

What an amazing cat! I bet those people come home to defrosted food quite often with the freezer door open all day!

That's right, Lock everyone up in their homes, so then they can't hurt each other.
Maybe put some padlocks on the outside of their homes to keep them in...

What a load of crap!
Charge with loitering if it's loitering but don't restrict a person's rights!

In his head he probably thought it would be a good way to reduce the number of question marks over his sexuality, but the rest of us know that he must have spent a lot of time practising and refining that technique not on his many sexual conquests, but more likely a mannequin in his mums basement. He's probably the kind of person who studies religiously for the possibility of intimacy in the same sort of way you might prepare yourself for nuclear war or the zombie apocalypse.

On the flipside, maybe I wouldn't be so lonely if my one true love hadn't ditched me because I failed to under those fucking hooks that one time. Goddamn, it like they were padlocked. WHAT WOULD THOMAS VOGEL DO?

>> ^Ryjkyj:

Climbing in through a window and angle-grinding two padlocks nets $5.3 million? WTF Sweden?


They used to be a low-crime society.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

Climbing in through a window and angle-grinding two padlocks nets $5.3 million? WTF Sweden?


Well, not shown is when they used explosives to blow out a wall. Or when they placed fake bombs by the police helicopter pads to prevent them being used, or the Police still being in place outisde quickly but awaiting the taskforce before going in. You also forgot the helicopter and the nighttime landing on a very small (considering) roof.

So yeah, it was spectacular to be sure, but no where near as easy as this limited footage makes it look.

Climbing in through a window and angle-grinding two padlocks nets $5.3 million? WTF Sweden?

That last bit about MasterLock padlocks is rendered moot if you've got a bent sliver of a soda can.

I feel so exposed...

Is there even any point in my $8 padlocks?!

DAMN IT!

>> ^Pprt:
If you're in a boxing match and the other guy pulls out a blade... only a fool would stick to his fist.


And only a complete psychopath would start throwing grenades around and kill 100 people sitting in the audience of the boxing match. But, your analogy is a little lacking.

Imagine you took a school full of children and you locked all the doors with padlocks, then a teacher inside started shooting at the police. WOULD YOU BOMB THE FUCKING SCHOOOL??!!! You are a psycho for even trying to repeat IDF bullshit.

Yes, that gap looks like bits could get squished pretty badly. The padlocks are for?

I too have become proficient with using my toes. I've never tried unlocking a padlock, but I'm confident I could do it. My best talent with my feet is that I can pick up a 25 pound dumbbell with my first two toes.

In response to the video that shows it happening. How long until MSM picks up on this and Master Lock has to issue a massive product recall?