Decadence is when a spread made out of cookies becomes an ordinary thing. It's like hiring a hooker to jerk you off using your own hand.
Decadence and obesity go hand in hand. You're all doomed.

great speech!
Be thankful for the ordinary things, definitely something I believe in.

It's not that easy bein' green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or
yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.

It's not easy bein' green.
It seems you blend in with so many other
ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky.

But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
like a mountain, or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine,
it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.

Jeez, how many ordinary things sound like Chewbacca? Someone find one that's really crazy.

Awesome, as usual.