I have a lifetime pass to the local arthouse movie theater that I paid $1500 for twelve years ago. They just offered the deal again, sweetened with popcorn for life -- for a mere $5,000.

Best return on an investment EVER. Beats my IRA all to heck.

My faves:

1 - The Fighter
2 - Tangled (a lyric that rhymed boozes with a sore that oozes... gotta love it!)
3 - Social Network
4 - Can't wait to see The King's Speech. Great trailer, hopefully the movie will measure up
5 - Exit Through the Gift Shop -- Banksy doing what Banksy does, in a new medium
6 - Toy Story 3. I cried three times, at least. And it is Quentin Tarentino's number one pick. Who would have thought it.
7 - Date Night

I'm having trouble coming up with three more that I loved. I can't think that clearly.

The worst? The first scene in Burlesque. The absolute worst acting and worst writing. Luckily, it was less bad for the rest of the movie.

Actually felt compelled to log in to upvote this. LOVE the way he stands in between playing, such stage presence, what timing, oozing confidence, encore!

Hahah awesome. I like that idea, it's not an oil spill, but a wealth ooze!

Personally, I can't help but picture him as Otho, the interior decorator from Beetlejuice. The one so convinced of his superiority that he practically oozes slime without any ghostly help.

>> ^shuac:

I'm a tad late but...
Is anyone else like me, in that...when I read any of Choggie's posts, I can't help but read it with a pirate voice?
Or has this point already been made?


Stupid quoting system! Why does it do this?

"Telephone call? Telephone call? That's communication with the outside world. Doctor's *discretion*. Nuh-uh. Look, hey - all of these nuts could just make phone calls, they could spread insanity, oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all these poor sane people, infecting them. Wackos everywhere, plague of madness."

I'm 10 seconds in and I can feel the goodness oozing forth....
Canadians watch here:
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart/full-episodes/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart---march-18-2010/#clip276647

Does Tom Morello ever come up with a guitar riff that ISN'T oozing with funk and dopeness?

why the fuck is this #1?

title, tags and discourse is oozing with latent, liberal racism.
if race had nothing to do with this the title and tags would be different.

4chan making a meme and mockery out of this is funny, mostly because 4chan doesn't pretend it's having an intelligent conversation.

You watched it, you can't unwatch it. I was really hoping for something interesting, enlightening or humorous. 5 minutes later my brain oozed out my ear.

this just oozes cool.doo wap for the 21st century.
*promote!

My thoughts exactly. How on fucking EARTH has this movie set records. I understand the hardcore teen melodrama that oozes from theaters after playing this but jesus. I went and saw it on friday after my sister (who is is in her early 30s and really liked the original) couldn't get any of her friends to go see it with her. Thankfully we went to the $5 theater a few miles away were the popcorn and soda is cheap (usually just $2 or $3 for a popcorn and drink) so I didn't spend much on it. If I went to a big theater and payed $15 for the ticket and another $10 for a small soda and drink I think I may have thrown a fit.

In the end my sister thought it was okay. I was personally bored with all but the 30 seconds of vampire on vampire combat towards the end. Shit, the werewolf and vampire didn't even duke it out at all because of some treaty and Bella is a typical 18 year old who cant wait a few years to be turned. 'OMG wait till I'm 23? FUCK THAT!' is basically what she says. And the whole 'seeing visions of my former vampire boyfriend when I do something dangerous' wasn't even remotely explained.

It wasn't a horrible movie and I have certainly seen far.. far worse. But it was barely worth the $5 I payed to see it.

Up? Another money-printing pixar typical 'old man who hates kids spends time with kid, then come to like them as kid learns valuable life lessons'. Pfft.

Haven't seen Zombieland - yet another goreporn with bursts of comedic goodness but mostly bogged down in the gutters of pop culture.

Matrix - what a load of crap. Unrealistic plot. Washed up actors/actresses giving it one more go. Arrogant neo-religious overtones meant to guide viewer through a cascade of emotional discovery, but crashing several times on the way. Modern reinterpretation of the bible - if you don't see that you're a maroon.

The Princess Bride? Great movie - for teenybopper girls (actually, I've never seen it, or Lawrence of Arabia).

Casablanca - gimme a break. The black & white just oozes pretension. That ending? C'mon - mysterious doesn't always equal good.

The Godfather? Glamourizing organized crime while simultaneously annoying my ears with that wheezy voice on Brando. Try some Halls ferchristsake!

You're republican, I get it.

No - you don't because I'm not. Haven't voted 'Republican' in the last 5 elections.

You're most likely well off, middle to upperclass, and want to keep it that way.

Partly. I don't want to 'keep it that way'. I'd like to move to the upper-upper class some day.

Working class problems don't concern you.

As a working professional I beg to differ. I'm not 'blue collar' if that's what you mean by 'working class', but I am a salaried employee and thus subject to the same issues that effect the bulk of Americans.

The healthcare reform was redundant in your eyes

Redundant? The Obama version of health care reform, yes. Reform of the health care system should take place at a regulatory level - not a 'government involvement' level. In that sense, yes, 'Democrat defined' health care reform very much is redundant (and a whole lot of other negative adjectives).

Given her local and national mishaps, the burden of proof is on people like you to prove she is not stupid.

Given that she had a rather successful gubernatorial term, I'd propose that as evidence that she is not 'stupid' as the neolib left wants to define her. Her roster of actual accomplishments is more robust than Barak Obama's was when he began his presidential run. I'm not saying she's a Rhode scholar, but there is no evidence that she's the brain-dead idiot the hard left wing likes to portray her as. As far as 'papers'? She's not in academia that I know of. She's had a think piece she published on health care in the NY Times. She's written a book. I know that liberals will just pooh-pooh and say that someone wrote them for her - so why even bother talking about them?

Again - I'm not a Palin booster or anything. I just find that the radical left wing is exhibiting a rather large degree of 'Derangement Syndrome' regarding her and those who like her. I also find that such hyperbolic claims are devoid of any substantive evidence and oozing with opinion and misinformation.

>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
...as a Democrat he only wants to apply that standard to entities that he politically favors....
...Mr.Doofus...
...Mr.Doofus...
...Mr.Doofus...


You really ooze logical unbiased argument Pennypacker.

^Magic is real and a resurrected zombie god from an alternate dimension saved our asses... seems like a perfectly valid concept to me. Now.. the whole talking snake and bush thing was a bit of metaphor to keep the kids entertained. It wasn't talking flora or fauna, but a non-corporeal voice being projected through matter within our dimension via a tiny wormhole. If you create and vibrate a mini inter dimensional wormhole just right, you can produce vibrations and generate vocal resonances within our dimension. Cool stuff if you ask me. But being all powerful, God could have just magically appeared in a human form, but I like his style. The whole dramatic snake and burning bush thing just oozes completely of STYLE. I like it. One cool cat.