My wife can't get pass this "Christmas dinner scene w/ mom" scene and so we stopped watching the show. The show got increasingly more chaotic and way too loud. The multi-directional conversations/screaming/yelling/smartass one-liners and worse of all, the "Yes. no......Yes... wait, wait... NO!" split second lines are too annoying (or cranked up to 12 if you prefer). My wife and I are too old for this.

Your video, The Most One-Liner Jokes You'll Ever Hear - Geechy Guy, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Thank you. That is the first time I've seen you write something that isn't a throw away one liner. Appreciate it.

There are several factual issues with your reply but I'm just amazed you actually replied to a question.

Bob, stop watching shit on YT, stop watching TV, stop using your phone. Start using your brain and come up with an opinion yourself rather than parroting whatever random shit you just watched without critically thinking about it.

So far you haven't had an actual opinion on anything, you haven't had a conversation about anything. You just spout one liners and then post some other fucking trash. You're a joke.

I was expecting "14 one liners and a bunch of Schwarzenegger movies".

Your video, 100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I actually didn't think this was Seth's best work. I'm a big fan of his "Closer Look" segment, but I don't find him that funny with his one-liners.

Also, genuine question: why did Oprah win the Cecil B. de Mille Award? I mean, she's undoubtedly a successful person, but her filmography is pretty mediocre.

The last few winners were:
Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Jodie Foster, Woody Allen, George Clooney, Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep.

There's no way you could argue that Oprah belongs in that company. (not really sure why Clooney is there either, TBH, also get lost Woody Allen, you creepy old fuck).

But still, upvote for the sentiment if not the execution.

That final one-liner is a full-on brilliant conjunction of hilarious and profound...

I guess you wouldn't be amused by "one liner" programs like this one:

main(int c,char**v){return!m(v[1],v[2]);}m(char*s,char*t){return*t-42?*s?63==*t|*s==*t&&m(s+1,t+1):!*t:m(s,t+1)||*s&&m(s+1,t);}



(no way in hell I could figure out what that is doing without the description on Wikipedia, and even then...)

Your video, Epic Moments in History - Top 10 Spartan One Liners, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Trump has sunk political discourse to new lows, I agree. But I think she'd suffer worse slings and arrows than "Pocahontas" no matter who her opponent is. That's the game and it always has been. She's got to "man up" and anticipate a certain amount of mud being slung her way. Hillary Clinton, for all her faults, would never be caught unaware by a provoking one-liner like that.

Or as another example, think about Bernie Sanders, in the Democratic primary. From his own party; not yet from archfiend Trump. Sanders' own party called him a kook, didn't take him seriously, and harped on the "socialist" charge that they presumed would be a rallying standard against him for Republicans, etc. But I don't remember him showing any discomfort with that or letting on that it was getting to him.


I really do like Warren, but it is of paramount importance for any Presidential candidate to develop a thick enough skin to weather the smear campaign that is guaranteed to be headed their way. And this small throwaway interview isn't a sign that she can't get there, but it is a sign that she's still got plenty of work to do if she has those aspirations. Based on that, at this point I'd feel better if Sanders was the heir apparent (although that seems very unlikely given the current heads-up-asses state of the DNC). But Warren definitely has plenty of time to get to where she needs to be.

Wow... I honestly got a quick chill up my spine at:
"I also know that Freddie Gray will never be back, and that those windows will be".

That, to me, is as poignant a one-liner as any found in some of the great and famous speeches that can still resonate strongly with us today, years after they were initially given. Big salute to Mr. McKesson, and middle-finger salute to Mr. Blitzer for apparently completely missing the legitimacy and gravitas of those profound words.

Archer Gives Tips On How To Improve Your Work Environment has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

Ask Archer has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

Archer - Hybrid Pig Boy has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

Archer: Insulting Nicknames Edition has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

Supercut: Archer's Best One Liners has been added as a related post - related requested by eric3579.

There's a one liner here somewhere...anyone?

Didn't like the music, don't like the idea and as usual, pretty creeped out by the anime fetishisation of school girls...

but I'm upvoting purely for Daves one liner at the end