Awesome, although "Jerry the Goatfucker" sounds totally more legit than Olga of "KEEEEEV"...

Wow... I'm fairly sure I got a message from her too... I remember a message that I ignored and deleted, somebody from Texas, living in Chicago and in the UK. I didn't feel like going through the trouble of the scam.
I did once before though just for giggles. Some cute girl from Russia, or so was the claim. She gave me an address in Russia she wanted me to send her money so she could come see me (the request for money was several emails later)... when I told her I was broke, she complained how I don't trust her, and after she sent me lots of pictures (she did send me some pics, it occurred to me later I should have had her have a pic with my name and her name to prove she was who she was in the pic)... Eventually I just told her to leave me alone if she doesn't believe if I'm broke, but if she's ever in the area to look me up (not that she had any real contact information anyhow to even begin to know where I was). EDIT: I just searched my email... seems I did keep her messages, though not the ones I made to her, and she did send a pic (which looked a bit photoshopped) with my name on a paper... lol. Oh the memories... Olga was her name, though everyone calls her Masyanya... looking Olga Tomsk (the city she's from) seems to indicate she's a regular scammer. Most seem to say she was just using form letters, but mine were personalized, so perhaps she had upgraded her game. Now I wish I had started messages with the Texas/Chicago/UK girl just to have more notes to compare.

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"


Here is a higher quality version of this video without the awful music - http://videosift.com/video/The-Korbut-flip-Better-moves-than-the-current-Olympians

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"


Here is a higher quality version of this video without the awful music - http://videosift.com/video/The-Korbut-flip-Better-moves-than-the-current-Olympians

http://videosift.com/video/Olga-Korbut-Uneven-Bars-with-Korbut-Flip-1972-Olympics

>> ^A10anis:

>> ^kulpims:
♪ but in the end it doesn't even matter ♫>> ^A10anis:
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.


Of course, to morons, it doesn't. I'm done.

Do they have a glut of commas where you come from?


ps. Its Nu-Metal. It's hard to listen to and it seems rather fitting for it to be hard to read too.

When she stood up on the upper bar and flipped backwards.>> ^mxxcon:

I'm confused. Which part was so important? When she flip jumped backwards on the top bar or flung herself backward from the lower bar to the top one?

>> ^kulpims:

♪ but in the end it doesn't even matter ♫>> ^A10anis:
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.


Of course, to morons, it doesn't. I'm done.

>> ^Jinx:

>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Credits at the end say Olga Nunes, who is the singer in http://www.videosift.com/video/xkcd-Loves-The-Discovery-Channel-Animated

Never gets old, huh
Would have been cooler with Randall Munroe in the clip, though.

dang! Olga must have been hot!!!

the rest of this audio might have gone something like this:
(3 hours later, 6PM)
"Maybe you're dead, or one of those other things I mentioned in the last message. I need to know, though...there are three women banging on my door right now because they saw me at the gas station pumping gas into my Corvette and they followed me home. Just listen to them! (sounds of pounding on a kitchen cabinet and poorly impersonated female voices screaming muffledly 'Dimitri! Dimitri!') See how special you are? I'm ignoring them because they are interrupting my call to you, Olga.
21 more hours."
(9 hours later, 3AM)
"ok, 'Ms. Ghost'. There are 'Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet 'ya'. That's right. I erased your number from my address book but it was still in my 'dialed calls' list. So, because you made such an impression on me, I thought I would tell you to not bother calling me if you don't respond soon. I'll let them in without you.
'Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back."
(No further calls from Dimitri.)

There. I think I represented that ok.

eeeyep. olga's puttin' most of us in a wheelchair.

In reply to this comment by jonny:
I bet this chick can kick your ass!