Oh god... oh god, help me... I knew what would happen, but I looked at the youtube comments anyway. Why!?

OH GOD

OH GOD

IT'S SEA PIG


I LOVE YOU SEA PIG!!

Oh god oh god they keep dumping me in the water! Jesus, I keep running and running and not getting anywhere!

oh god, oh god, oh god


D:

The guy even says something about a 'walking cripple'? Which leads me to think that surely the guy can't be mentally disabled.. that'd be way too nasty, right?

Or maybe he's cool about people making those sort of jokes?

At times he looks like he is mentally disabled.

This is the first video in a long time that i've laughed at uncontrollably. "This dude, like that, he ran in front of the cat." That's the most legendary rap line i've ever heard. You can hear how everyone is laughing so hard after he finishes too... oh god... oh god i could die happy now.

"well, I couldn't read the display because in between trying not to shit my pants, I was busy thinking 'oh god oh god oh god oh god'"

oh god, oh god, oh god... i totally agree with michael moore when he said that america used to be a great country. what happened? how was this man elected president?

Accurate depiction of loathsome car commercials with the volume turned up just a weence.
"I'm gonna touch your privates."
Oh god oh god!