That sounds right. I'll just go to the river down the street and catch some I guess. It's likely I won't have to, because I'm making the pond fairly natural, so dragonflies will probably stock it with nymphs by themselves. I won't be buying any from out of state, or even out of my county, that's for certain.

You can actually buy live dragonfly nymphs online. It's probably not a good idea to release them into the wild, but you could watch them kick ass around your aquarium.

https://wardsci.com/store/catalog/product.jsp?catalog_number=876142

Ok that looks way fucking cooler than I could've expected. I am SOOOOO gonna enjoy this movie.

What's the story with all the pretty lilly white model virgins? Nymphs being traded as currency in the new post apocalypica?

im 5 foot nothing with bilateral metatarsal moustachi and a big head... and i do kind of look like a forest elf or a wood nymph or something in that realm..... do i need to leave now???? i didnt know

^Wood nymph, I think.

Congrats thylan, we're all richer for having you here.

Started slow and confusing, but Farnsworth as Gandalf? Amy as a Water Nymph-O? Guess it is going to be better than Beast With A Billion Backs after all then.

Oh and don't you just love that new, updated theme tune?

Odysseus
I rule.

Poseidon
For your sin of pride, I curse you for all eternity.

(Unfazed, Odysseus boards his ship and sets SAIL for Greece, where his family is awaiting his RETURN from Troy. A STORM happens, and it drives them off course into the MEDITERRANEAN, where they come upon a strange LAND owned by the giant Cyclops POLYPHEMUS who eats some of the men ALL UP, but then they ESCAPE. Still lost, they run into the island of the sorceress CIRCE who turns some of Odysseus' men into ANIMALS, and it takes YEARS before they escape, and then they sail by some singing SIRENS, but they can't hear because they have STUFF in their ears. Then they come upon an island where there is a field of HERBS, and they all get HIGH, until Odysseus says it's time to GO. Then Odysseus' men let a WIND out of a BAG, and some more men DIE. And they sail on to HADES to talk to some DEAD people, and some more men DIE. And they steer the ship between the six headed monster SCYLLA and the torrential whirlpool CHARYBDIS, and Scylla makes some more men DIE, and Charybdis makes the rest of them DIE. Then the ship busts up into a JILLION pieces, but Odysseus is SAVED by the nymph Calypso who confines him to her ISLAND because she thinks he's HOT, and she wants his BODY. Then years later she lets him GO, but Poseidon is determined to terrorize him FURTHER. And then SUDDENLY Odysseus has an IDEA.)

Odysseus
Poseidon, I am sorry.

Poseidon
Ok, you can go home now.

(Odysseus goes home.)



THE END



this one cracked me up

..i dunno man,a faun meets a bunch nymphs and prances around half-nude chasing them sown????...sounds absurd to moi.....
Says here, (wiki)the original ballet was presented in bare feet and rejected classical formalism. The work had an overtly sexual nature for its time and ended with a scene of simulated masturbation. Damn!!.....public masturbation, imagine that.....Ol' feddy could learn a thing er two, studying this little ballit...