Don't have time to read? Then check out Book-A-Minute!
Kulpims turned me on to this site, and it's a winner: Book-A-Minute Classics. Perfect for those who are lazy and ignorant but who want to sound smart and educated. In other words, all of us! Here's a sample:
THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Ancient Mariner:
I am creepy and old. Listen to me.
Wedding Guest:
I'm late, but I'll listen.
Ancient Mariner:
I killed an albatross. Then everyone died.
THE END
Don't you feel smart and sophisticated already? You're welcome.
THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Ancient Mariner:
I am creepy and old. Listen to me.
Wedding Guest:
I'm late, but I'll listen.
Ancient Mariner:
I killed an albatross. Then everyone died.
THE END
Don't you feel smart and sophisticated already? You're welcome.
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