He clearly wants to be on America's Funniest Home Videos, home of the nutshot.

Your video, Epic stormtrooper nutshot, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Someone needs to make a spoof of this using fails/nutshot compilation and have a bunch of dads saying things like "dumbass" "see, I told ya". Then end with Anheuser-Busch InBev: Proud sponsor of dads.

I thought only Johnny Cage did nutshots.

Well they give the nutshots a break and switch to faceplants. Not any less jarring to watch.

I wonder from time to time whether a member ought to have been here for a certain amount of time before they get a channel, so that we have some assurance they mean to stay around for a while.

Time and again we see "grinders" who show up, ride a wave of nutshots and kittens to ruby in a month, and then burn out and never come back. We should avoid giving channels to these members.

I also think the moderator job should be "use it or lose it" and that channels that cannot function cleanly without an active moderator (viral, sexuality, terrible, cult, vintage, basically any channel that requires you to read the description) should be locked so they cannot be invoked or selected until a new moderator is selected. They could still be viewed and browsed, just no new content.

Or I guess we could keep doing what we've been doing, and treat channels as meaningless decorations that we display to the left of our video submissions.

It seems to me the guys at the net must get kicked in the nuts a lot. And as we all know, nutshots are what sports is all about (and why hardly anyone watches female sports), so --- upvote.

Isnt this the guy that makes videos of himself taking epic nutshots? I think I saw him on tv...

Yep. Totally fake and staged. The hurl was a prop. I've seen better simulated nutshots by Italian footballers.

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I've had this debate in my head before. It's one thing when you've got a 15-30 minute TED talk with a commercial in it; they're usually at the end but I wouldn't complain if they were at the beginning; and it's another thing entirely when it's 2 minutes of nutshots and kitties preceded by a 30 second commercial.

I don't think I've ever downvoted due to a commercial, but I know I've been tempted. I generally don't do so because I know that's not the content that the sifter is trying to present to us. If I really felt like a video was destroyed by the commercials, then I'd probably go ahead and downvote, but not if they're just annoying.

>> ^NordlichReiter:
You heard him. He managed to stop from hitting his "bawls". I think we would have seen way more pain had he actually hit his balls.


Yeah, that wasn't a nutshot at all. His thighs took almost all of the impact.

Holy hell! That's got to be one of the most epic nutshots I've ever seen. Why do people do these things!?

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