Okay, awesome sausage, I wasn't sure about doing that. It is like, liking your own posts on Facebook, which to me seems like an extremely thirsty thing to do. However, I can allow it here! You have been a member since 2006...what is your fave in your queue? What has really stuck in your noodle over the years?

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Any chance you noticed that the yellow noodle ran around and eventually was sucked under by that "dead" alligator?

I was in Ireland years ago. Someone told me that there were hot tubs up in Northern Ireland that were filled with seaweed. Slippery seaweed, loads of salt, water warmed up....

If you can't find someone to do the warm noodle treatment, maybe you can hie yourself to Ireland.

Report back to me?

Twenty lashes with a wet warm noodle.

Hope you can stand up to the punishment! (I did warm the noodle to make it less painful...)

Beats the hell out of me.

Just to noodle around a bit, the only extreme I can think of about the scales would be to substitute an extremely low density object for the wood. Say, a helium filled balloon? But that assumes that she did in fact mean equal mass for the two objects, and wouldn't actually give valid readings on a scale in atmosphere anyway.

Extreme cases are a rather specialized approach, as I remember...its not really a common, or easy way to get answers. I got the feeling this was kind of a "wannabee" presentation. Like she wanted to do "Smarter every day" stuff but isn't quite able to find and explain interesting non-intuitive problems well.

me me, i try

ummm

Throw fire into garbage bag because your done with that shit.
Japaness beat box it.
throw it under the rug.
try to put out fire with your left over noodle water.

yep, hard

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Not many people know this but a foam noodle is the same density as a grown man's torso.

What did they say they wrapped the handle with? Was it ray skin?

While I can't say I like it personally, it's not that bad, and definitely only needs a very thin layer. It's more a spice, not a foodstuff. As a kinda related example I love soy sauce in my noodles or rice, but I bloody well wouldn't drink it out of the bottle.

My water wings were in the shop. I only had a pool noodle with me. That was the day I learned a harsh lesson about why it's called a *pool* noodle; those things don't work in deep water, McFly... unless you've got POWER.

Naw I'm pretty sure heavy metal vocals are mostly about screaming into a pool noodle.