>> ^Truckchase:
>> ^ant:
I am not having sex until I get married either and I am a Christian.

That's what my high school girlfriend said.
On a serious note, sex is one of the most beautiful things one can experience if appreciated and not scorned. It's nothing to be afraid of; it's natural and part of our existence.
I am of the opinion (i.e. I can't back this up with fact) that "waiting" until one gets married to try sex would more likely lead to potential marital infidelity upon the realization that you missed out on part of life when you hit that mid-life crisis stage. When one's looks start to go your viewpoints will change quickly.
Please experience life while you can. Don't let a bunch of old men make up rules for you to follow that they themselves cannot obey. Please embrace humanity for it is, not what for you're trying to make it.


No can do. God says no sex before marriage.

not with anyone of you.
trust me, drinking with me is like drinking with a dude.

>> ^ant:
>> ^peggedbea:
lets get really really drunk and get in a fight, and then lets make up and hug eachother and talk about how much we love eachother, and then call all of our ex's simultaneously!!!
itll be like a worldwide drunk dial flash mob!

No sex?

>> ^peggedbea:
lets get really really drunk and get in a fight, and then lets make up and hug eachother and talk about how much we love eachother, and then call all of our ex's simultaneously!!!
itll be like a worldwide drunk dial flash mob!


No sex?

>> ^Psychologic:
Check out the world's population growth by region... most of it is due to terrible living conditions. In many places sex is the only real form of entertainment. Once an area becomes urbanized the fertility rate tends to drop to replacement.

Ah no. Sex isn't used as a form of entertainment it's used as a form of keeping your family alive, bringing in the crops, and feeing the family by having working livable hands. This is the core growth of humanity and why people in poor regions have large numbers of kids. This is the same reason why when you go back 70 years, having a farm with 8 kids was still the norm in North America and Europe.

It's not that hard to figure out, and there's been so much research on that it's all over the place.

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Given the cloudy haze rings shot at the beginning, I'm guessing this is a no sex before marriage video - ways to be physically close with your partner without actually having sex.

Given the cloudy haze rings shot at the beginning, I'm guessing this is a new way to exercise which incurrs highest possible rates of looking fucking ridiculous.

The king's crossing was the main attraction
Dominos are falling in a chain reaction
The scraping subject ruled by fear told me
Whiskey works better than beer

The judge is on vinyl, decisions are final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around
You're going to get wet

I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells
Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver talk instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly Hills
I got a heavy metal mouth that hurls obscenity
And I get my check from the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out

It don't matter because I have no sex life
All I want to do now is inject my ex-wife
I've seen the movie
And I know what happens

It's Christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
Open your parachute and grab your gun
Falling down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive
But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?
Give me one good reason not to do it
So do it

This is the place where time reverses
Dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me be carried away

No sex?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'the young turks, hilarity, pants, NO SEX, true love' to 'the young turks, tyt, hilarity, pants, NO SEX, true love' - edited by kronosposeidon

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Louis, CK, cutting people off, traffic, sex, angry, hate, one women, no sex' to 'Louis, CK, cutting people off, traffic, sex, angry, hate, one woman, zero women, no sex' - edited by calvados

"Sad sack" haha - thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
The king's crossing was the main attraction
Dominos are falling in a chain reaction
The scraping subject ruled by fear told me
Whiskey works better than beer

The judge is on vinyl, decisions are final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around
You're going to get wet

I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells
Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver talk instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly Hills
I got a heavy metal mouth that hurls obscenity
And I get my check from the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out

It don't matter because I have no sex life
All I want to do now is inject my ex-wife
I've seen the movie
And I know what happens

It's Christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
Open your parachute and grab your gun
Falling down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive
But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?
Give me one good reason not to do it
(Because we love you)
So do it

This is the place where time reverses
Dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me be carried away

The king's crossing was the main attraction
Dominos are falling in a chain reaction
The scraping subject ruled by fear told me
Whiskey works better than beer

The judge is on vinyl, decisions are final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around
You're going to get wet

I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells
Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver talk instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly Hills
I got a heavy metal mouth that hurls obscenity
And I get my check from the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out

It don't matter because I have no sex life
All I want to do now is inject my ex-wife
I've seen the movie
And I know what happens

It's Christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny Santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
But his speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word
Open your parachute and grab your gun
Falling down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive
But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?
Give me one good reason not to do it
(Because we love you)
So do it

This is the place where time reverses
Dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me get carried away
Don't let me be carried away

>> ^ajkido:
So you didn't get the feeling that she's kind of wasting her life just because of her religion? (Emphasis on "kind of". Clearly she can do and achieve lots of things that her religion doesn't restrict...)
She's obviously an awesome girl but damn...

Because she's not having sex? I think her strict enforcement of the no sex before marriage rule works in her favor when it comes to choosing a good husband.

She's really attractive. Too bad about the whole no-sex thing.

But when it comes to Movies its the reverse, violence is okay but OH MY GOD NO SEX EVAR.

Oy. Last joke I post for a while. But for future reference, could we all please post the subjects that offend us so we know what's not allowed.

I'll start. I'm a white, American male from Texas. So no jokes about white people, Americans, men, or Texans/Texas. I'm tall and slightly overweight so no tall jokes or fat jokes (or jokes about food in general - I'm very sensitive about my weight). I speak English - so no jokes in English (that's a joke - sorry if I offended anyone). I'm a husband, a son, a brother, and a father - so all husband/wife/father/son/daughter/brother/mother jokes are completely out of bounds (and let's add in-laws - which is really too bad because mine visited over the holidays and I have a doozy!). And being a husband means I'm in a relationship - so no relationship jokes. I have an inner-ear condition so all jokes about people getting dizzy or falling down are not allowed. I've had sex in the past 12 months - so no sex jokes. I'm into politics, video games, and sports - so don't even think about joking about those. I'm also am a member and frequent this sight - so no Videosift jokes. I'm obviously a very funny person and love jokes so no jokes about jokes.

Hmm... that's really all I can think of right now. Who's next?

[Actually I just thought of one. I obviously posted this message so no joking about it. OK? I'm not joking.]