This holds the Guinness World Record for the most repeated programme ever, some background about it here. https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2018/dec/30/dinner-for-one-german-television-new-years-eve

I just thought I´d drop by and mention the above was written a couple of days before the whole Cologne New Years Eve clusterf**k. Now women in Cologne (and some other places in Europe) are asked by authorities to keep an arms length away from men and dress and behave reasonably. These instructions have in turn led to several street performances by naked "artists" so we might yet win the cultural war.

hmmm..i don't know.
this seems awfully tame.
where is the guy getting in the bouncers face chest thumping and questioning his sexual orientation?
or pleading his case after you caught him throwing up over the railing onto a toyota celica?
or being busted for passing out on the concrete,curled up into a cute little ball and begging "i just need a few minutes".
or the guy that loses his shit for being asked to leave,runs out into the middle of the parking lot,tears off his shirt and declares "i am from new york you fuck,i will bench you!"

for new years eve this is pretty damn tame.
where is the river of vomit?
the never ending male posturing and attempted fights with alcohol levels that would drop a horse?
where are the threats?
name calling?
constant bargaining?
tears?
and where the hell is the paddywagon parked just to the side for easy transportation to the drunk tank?

i think they edited the real juicy stuff out of this video.i feel cheated!

Your video, New Year's Eve from a bouncer's perspective, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

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@lantern53
way to keep christ in christmas!
did you just turn your douche volume to 11?
bravo man!
even our most atheist sifters wished everyone a merry christmas,what is your excuse?

oh..and merry belated christmas everybody!
party at my house for new years eve!
we are going to get lantern wasted,strip him naked and then take pictures of him with a band of gay prostitutes.


and then extort him relentlessly.

The description from one of the other slingshot rocket launcher vids is:

Launching rockets in Germany requires all kinds of permits and licenses nobody ever gets. But for just 48 hours each year, the rules change. During these two days, every adult person is allowed to blast away with rockets and fire crackers!

The Slingshot Channel MUST take advantage of this once-in-a-year time slot. This time, we built a 2,5 meters high rubber based launch tower, capable of launching an unlit rocket about 50 meters up in the air! Add these 50 meters to the 60-80 meters that the rockets achieve by means of their powder charge, and you get some serious total height.

Of course many things can go wrong. The flimsy wooden shafts are not made to endure the stress of 50 kilogramms (110 lb) of a draw force applied by the rubber bands, and can break right in the barrel of the launcher. Also, if the timing of the fuse is bad and the charge ignites when the nose of the rocket is already pointed downwards, then the rocket will be propelled downwards and explose at ground level - effectively a surface to surface missile.

The Slingshot Channel tests all this... come and see the results!

This is probably a very minor issue when it comes to spiked ammo, but I think anyone who fires an assault rifle in celebration is getting what's coming to them. Just ask the families of hundreds of Filipinos who are killed or injured each year by "celebratory gunfire". So long as heavily armed idiots don't understand parabolas, I'd be happy if their guns explode.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/world/2013/01/03/filipino-child-dies-from-new-year-eve-shooting/5DPm8tGbjjQ6yvPFv1uSdL/story.html

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/01/new-year-gunfire-firecrackers-injure-400-in-philippines/

Statement From Antonio Buehler:

On January 1st, 2012 sometime between 1:00 am
and 1:30 am, I was driving my friend home from
a New Years Eve party. I was the designated
driver and was sober. We pulled into the 7-11 on
Lamar & West 10th in Austin TX to get gas, and
we saw ourselves near a car that was pulled over
with two police cruisers behind it. A black woman
was being given a field sobriety test in the cold.
She seemed to be getting bossed around by the
cops, and we both took notice. They had her doing
the heel to toe test in high heels. In the passenger
seat was a young Hispanic lady who appeared to
be on her phone.
She was doing nothing aggressive.

As we finished pumping gas, a cop had gone over
to the passenger side door and opened it.
Soon after we heard a terrible scream and watched
in horror as the very built cop started yanking this
poor girl from the car. The other cop came up
and joined in on the abuse.

My friend and I stayed within two arms lengths of
the truck, and tried to take pictures and yelled at the
cops to stop assaulting the girl.

After that, one cop came up to me yelling at me and
asking why I was taking pictures. I said it was my
right in public, and he pushed me into the truck and
started yelling in my face. I asked him why he
pushed me, I put up my arms to show I wasn't a
threat, told him to get out of my face, and that I had
done nothing illegal. He then grabbed my arm, and
pinned me against the truck, at which time
he claimed I "spit" on him.

They arrested me, claimed it was for "interfering
with an investigation". By the time I got to their
truck, it was a DUI and they made me blow. It didn't
register, and by the time I got to jail it was then a
"felony harassment" and a "resisting arrest" charge.

The woman was arrested for "public intoxication".
The cops said that she was interfering with their DUI
investigation because she yelled to her friend not to
submit to any tests. Interestingly, neither of us was
charged with interfering in an investigation.

*throws even more power points at you*

I've done that to my grandparents (who I was raised by). I moved across the country for school so I never got to see them. One year I got a cheap flight on new years eve, then went over to their house with a fake mustache. My grandma couldn't stop laughing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082228/YouTube-video-Montreal-Chinese-restaurant-brawl-New-Years-Eve.html

it was such fun.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
OMG IMPROMPTU DANCE PARTY!!! I'm soooo jealous!

In reply to this comment by berticus:
PARTY PARTY PARTY HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

let's share new years eve stories

we had a party.
a young woman slipped over on broken glass and cut her elbow severely enough that she bled all over our house and needed an ambulance. DRAMA!
i tried fire poi for the first time in about 7 years and burnt my hair but it was awesome.
and on the stroke of midnight we had an impromptu dance party in my room.

actually, i think i just had the best new years i've had in a long time.

*promote

OMG IMPROMPTU DANCE PARTY!!! I'm soooo jealous!

In reply to this comment by berticus:
PARTY PARTY PARTY HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

let's share new years eve stories

we had a party.
a young woman slipped over on broken glass and cut her elbow severely enough that she bled all over our house and needed an ambulance. DRAMA!
i tried fire poi for the first time in about 7 years and burnt my hair but it was awesome.
and on the stroke of midnight we had an impromptu dance party in my room.

actually, i think i just had the best new years i've had in a long time.

*promote

PARTY PARTY PARTY HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

let's share new years eve stories

we had a party.
a young woman slipped over on broken glass and cut her elbow severely enough that she bled all over our house and needed an ambulance. DRAMA!
i tried fire poi for the first time in about 7 years and burnt my hair but it was awesome.
and on the stroke of midnight we had an impromptu dance party in my room.

actually, i think i just had the best new years i've had in a long time.

*promote

>> ^dannym3141:

I'll just paste what a youtuber said because it in usual youtube fashion sums up my real opinion which i wouldn't put quite like this;
Wow...amazing that for 2minutes and 14seconds, I didn't absolutely hate the sh t out of Zooey Deschanel. What a beautiful, sultry, 1940's-style voice she has when she isn't delivering annoying acting performances. Impressed, now.


Apparently they've never heard of her musical group, She & Him.