National treasure!

Jenna Marbles is a fucking national treasure.

I don't have to be Ms. Widdecombe's fuckbuddy to know what I said about her. I was going to send you a-googling, but then I came across this neat list which covers every accusation I made against her and then some. However, since the term "witch" seems to have struck a painful chord, I have changed it to something less childish and more factual.



p.s.: isn't it a bit sexist to assume that because I'm on the interwebs I'm a "sir"? Or was that just for asinine effect?
>> ^A10anis:

>> ^hpqp:
@A10anis
I have no qualms whatsoever calling the unsavoury character that is Ms. Widdecombe a "witch", in fact I find the playful insult quite mild. Ms. Widdecombe is misogynist homophobe, a xenophobic conservative in favour of the death penalty, and a climate-change denialist (just to name a few). Frankly, I think it's more insulting to "witches".

So, you know her so well you can accuse Ms. Widdecombe of disliking woman, homosexuals, and foreigners? I very much doubt it. As i said before, her views are diametrically opposed to mine, but i defend her right to have them without being the subject of childish name calling. Frankly, (to use your term), it displays the very intolerence you accuse her of. Good day sir.

Also, it's important to check out the Youtube comments and the video uploader's description. If you did that, you'd know his non-dying performances outweigh his dying performances. Someone did all that work and now you don't need to: http://www.compleatseanbean.com/deathbycow.html

HE DIES IN:
Airborne - bye bye Toombs
Caravaggio - Rannuccio gets his throat slashed
Clarissa - Lovelace is skewered by Sean Pertwee
Don't Say a Word - Patrick Koster is buried alive
Equilibrium - Death by Poetry - Partridge is blasted away by Christian Bale while reading Yeats
Essex Boys - Jason Locke meets a nasty end in a Range Rover
Far North - Loki is frozen. Naked. In the snow. A chilling end if there ever was one.
The Field - the infamous Death by Cow - Tadgh falls over a cliff, pursued by a herd of stampeding cows
GoldenEye - Alec Trevelyan falls a long way down and is crushed by a satellite dish thing
Henry VIII - Robert Aske meets a gruesome end
The Island - Death by Clone. Merrick is shot in the throat by a nasty grabber thingy with a sharp
hook and a cable that gets wrapped around his neck, and while he's struggling with Lincoln
Six-Echo, the catwalk they're on collapses, and Merrick ends up dangling by the neck. Currently
the most creative dispatch of Sean's career. Definitely well hung.
The Lord of the Rings (The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, The Return of the King) - Death
by Orc. Boromir. Arrows. Need I say more?
Lorna Doone - Carver Doone drowns
Outlaw - Dead Dead Dead. Was there ever any question? Dead.
Patriot Games - Sean Miller is beaten up, boathooked and finally blown up by Harrison Ford
Scarlett - Lord Fenton is dispatched
Tell Me That You Love Me - Gabriel Lewis is stabbed by Laura. Or he stabs himself. We're not
quite sure about this one, actually.
The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion - Death by summoning a god's avatar. Martin Septim (the son of the Emperor, aka The Lost Heir) meets his X-Box end when he attempts to save the world.
The Hitcher - Surely you jest. You need to ask? (There were two different versions filmed. He dies
in both of them.)
War Requiem - The German Soldier dies, but returns in the afterlife


HE LIVES IN:
(Leo Tolstoy's) Anna Karenina
A Woman's Guide to Adultery
The Big Empty
The Bill
Black Beauty
Bravo Two Zero
Exploits at West Poley
Extremely Dangerous
Faceless
The Fifteen Streets
Flightplan
Fool's Gold
How to Get Ahead in Advertising
In the Border Country
Inspector Morse: Absolute Conviction
Jacob
Lady Chatterley
The Loser
My Kingdom for a Horse
National Treasure (But only because of a rewrite. In an early version
of the the script Ian Howe got eaten by alligators in the subways of
New York. Really. Honest. I wouldn't lie to you. I wouldn't.)
North Country
Percy Jackson (Zeus is more or less an immortal so death seems a bit
redundant, really...)
The Practice
Pride
Prince
Punters
Ronin
Samson & Delilah
Sharpe (14 films)
Sharpe's Challenge
Shopping
Silent Hill
Small Zones
Stormy Monday
Tom & Thomas
Troubles
The Canterbury Tales - The Nun's Priest's Tale
The Dark
The True Bride
The Vicar of Dibley
Troy
Wedded
When Saturday Comes
Windprints
Winter Flight

Major Theatrical Performances:
Macbeth ... Yes. He dies. And gets his head impaled on a spike.
Romeo & Juliet... What do you think?
Fair Maid of the West ... Spencer doesn't die!

Stephen Fry (inter)national treasure!

this man is a national treasure.

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Jessie "The Body" Ventura is a national treasure and a bad-ass.

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I beat you to it *quality. Moyers is a national treasure.

>> ^therealblankman:

This is a really important point, somebody remind me to quality this in the morning when there's people around to watch it.

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I beat you to it *quality. Moyers is a national treasure.

>> ^therealblankman:

This is a really important point, somebody remind me to quality this in the morning when there's people around to watch it.

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Sue Jo is a national treasure.

Delightful. What a national treasure Neil is! He puts such a personable face on science.

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Whelp, have to totally disagree with Maher on this. 1) He is NOT an artist, he is an entertainer. 2) Some of the greatest art in the history of art has been funded by some form of government entity. Think all the way back to Homer, and all the way forward to Bergman (c'mon, what foreign film do we see that doesn't have their country's name in the beginning credits... "Svensk Filminstitut, Dansk Film..." etc). And lets remember all the national treasures of museums here in the states that are funded by the gov't. And also, I shudder at the thought of my life without PBS or NPR. Yeesh. What planet is Bill living on.

>> ^Deano:
>> ^dag:
Thank god this national treasure is on the job to quell the madness of this terrible, terrible tragedy. It's been keeping me up nights.

LOL!
I think this was a smart thing to do, it at least makes him look like his company has his finger on the pulse. I haven't seen the video in question, and I don't want to, but it sure does heighten those fears about food preparation. Just had a chicken wrap because I have no food in my fridge and feeling edgy
BTW I like Dominos

That's a valid point. This video was most disturbing to people because it ruined the trust they had with restaurants in terms of food handling and sanitation. It's not like nobody had realized that it was possible to f*ck with our food. But it was one of those fears we could just throw away because we have never seen it take place. Those who've seen it will be wary for a while before they go out to eat anywhere.