The cyclists I spoke so fondly of are a small segment of the cycling population and my consternation is borne of the occasional variant described, who treat their mode of transportation like their sexuality or alternative lifestyle-choice.

MOST folks who use bikes as their sole mode of transportation are common-sense courteous and 'invisible' to motorists, this is due primarily to a properly-functioning survival circuit in the grey matter area.

It's the passionate geeks trying to serve as a shining example of conservative, earth-friendly superiors pushing that envelope between sucking-air or taking a dirt-nap. My pal who got killed during a Critical Mass ride in S.F. was not one of these, he was simply in the wrong group at the wrong time.

Oh-when I ride a bike, I ride against the flow of traffic as I do when I walk down a street-WHY? Because I want to optimize my chances of survival against the ever-growing number of lame-brains who compulsively and obsessively, text while driving. Heck, most folks can't carry-on a phone conversation, blue-tooth or not without forgetting they are charged with a 3000 lb death machine.

Erics' right when he says you are hyper-aware while riding on two wheels, be it motorized or not. You have to be if you want to live.

Take a picture-My rant here contained NO expletives or curses, I found Jesus yesterday and he told me to and I quote, "For fuck's sake, fucking cut that shit the fuck out or else!"

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Those thin little veggy bags make about as much an impact in the grand scheme of the environmental clusterfuck as a single wild horse fart. Reserve that guilt for an unwanted pregnancy or maybe changing your car's motor oil on a public beach?

Or, you could simply save them all in a box in your closet where they couldn't choke anemone...I know! Melt them into a giant blob on the end of a pole, a quick-crete base, and you've got public art!

So FUCKING hate public service parodies with too-much-too-little-too-late messages, especially when lame rappers take two minutes to scrawl lamer lyrics on a bev-nap at a tittle bar ass-raping a decent tune to remind idiots to remain idiots.

Hacks und posers.

I keep my dog in the bedroom with 2 child gates stacked while im away. He's tried a few times to escape but he's used to it now and just takes nap or plays with his stuffed toys till return. Have a nanny cam on him as well.

funny some of the antics they get up to

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I woke up about 15 minutes before my alarm clock, but I was still sleepy after six hours of sleep (hope to nap later).

I wished we didn't have to sleep.

HAH, Joe's new name!!I
Slept through an encounter with a black bear-Fell asleep hard for a nap hiking up a steep run-off-Woke to find a steaming pile of berries n' leaves next to my pack (using for pillow), no bear in sight-Guess the cartoons were right-Play dead and the bear tries to shit on yer head but won't attack you

At the end of the video: "There, that's my evening's work taken care of. Time for a well earned nap"

I suppose I'm not old, it's just strange to be among the "parents" now...

Sadly, my friend's daughter was 'napping' during the dinosaur ceremony in episode two, so she doesn't make it into the final round...

I'll just take a little nap on my keyboard. jgggggggggggggggggggggggg.

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^vote for "dirt nap". that is the name of my fictitious band, though i spell it "dert knap".