There once was a man from Nantucket.
He had a huge cock.

This is a great idea until you hoist your bike 5 meters up off the street, then some other bike nerd comes along and parks his on the same pole 4 meters up.

Now you'll never get that package all the way across town in 15 minutes & will be fired from your messenger job. The kicker is, you're probably now deeper in debt from laying out for this ridiculous motorized lock. You're out of a job & owe a couple G's on your Discover card. Your APR skyrocketed after the recession, and unless you marry rich, you're not going to be out of this hole for years. Of course, the only rich broad who's going to date an inked up, out of work bike messenger is just doing it to piss off daddy, so you'll probably get some crazy blue blood sex out of the deal. But you're just not husband material, and waking up to a pair of Nantucket Red shorts on the foot of you bed isn't going to pay those bills.

Kind of a neat concept though.

He's visiting his cousin Major Hooters in Nantucket>> ^bamdrew:

Wait, were is the famous French army officer Major Cleavage? I'm confused

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>> ^Trancecoach:
That's no seal!




er...

That's a space station?

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Fishing gets *really* competitive in Nantucket

^
Priceless.

Spirit "Twelve Dreams of Dr. Sardonicus" Do yourself a favor and hear this album. Possibly the most overlooked album of its era.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002AF2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Mountain "Nantucket Sleighride"
http://img3.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/9/9/c/d/7/99cd78481596a66260f12ddb1f93a268_full.jpg

Yes "Fragile"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Fragile.jpg

Jethro Tull "Heavy Horses" "Bring me a wheel of oaken wood, a rein of polished leather, a heavy horse and a tumbling sky, brewing heavy weather."
http://remus.rutgers.edu/JethroTull/Photos/heavy_horses.jpg

You're welcome. And it's good to be back with my posse, which is everyone here. Except rottenseed.

Snoozedoctor told me this one:

Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?"
The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened."
The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked to death."


In reply to this comment by Kuga:
Thanks, kronosposeidon! Nice to have you back.

As for crude jokes, what starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)

So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?

Thanks, kronosposeidon! Nice to have you back.

As for crude jokes, what starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?


...a coconut.


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)

So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?

Congratulations to both mintie and Kuga. It's always awesome when the ladies make rank here. Without them this place would degenerate into a joint with videos about dick jokes and farts. (No offense, blankfist.)

So...have you ladies heard about the man from Nantucket?

^I saw it. There's no filter that can stop a Greek god/titan.

Ha! That was a good one! That man from Nantucket sure is a scamp!

Very entertaining, thanks for the post. Although a riff can be any repeating motif, rock guitarists tend to think of them more in terms of repeating single note phrases. (Don't you hate know-it-alls.) Stairway to Heaven we would consider more arpeggios than a riff. Still, there's no doubt it's the most instantly recognizable set of arpeggios in rock music history, (although don't play it in a music store....that could get you shot, or, at least, dirty looks and a possible toss out the door.)
I'd like to add a couple more classic riffs,
(1) Sunshine of your Love - Cream
(2) Heartbreaker- Led Zeppelin
(3) Aqualung- Jethro Tull

and a few more obscure
(1) Blood of the Sun - Mountain
(2) Nantucket Sleigh Ride (the bridge riff) - Mountain
(3) Siberian Khatru - Yes

Thanks again for a great post! Classic stuff.

Ahem... There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who *ATTENTION: THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN DELETED DO TO GRAPHIC CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR MIXED COMPANY.

Love
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