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Mmm.. muffin.. raaaawwwwwrr.
>> ^rottenseed:
I call that the "muff 'n tumble"

House is talkin' all English muffin.

Was sick this week, read Nerd Girl in Paradise City. It's basically the story of a smart college writer punkrock wannabe chick chasing the heavy metal dream in LA, and living Cake's Rock and Roll Lifestyle. Very well observed.

Library Books --

The productive programmer
Living Well without a car
Train Your Brain
Car Free in Boston

Books from Swaptree to read--
Steven Johnson/Emergence
The Big Switch

I guess it's funny that the only book that grabbed me was fiction and all the others are bran muffin books...I tend to packrat information to a much greater degree that I consume it. I want the Neo datajack.

Just discovered Canadian TV series Holmes on Homes. Home Renovation Schadenfreude. Very educational as we are in the market for a house. Will have to Netflix that.

Yay! I have all the paper hats ready. There was cake, but whats-his-name broke back in and I won't describe what happened to it. So we'll just have to make due with muffins!


Cat-in-hat '08!

Whoa, a 'real' recipe from startcooking.com huh? Somehow I'm very skeptical.

Kikoman soy sauce? One full cup of Sugar?? Yeah, okay.

I thought of sifting these vids from Kathy Maister, but as soon as I saw this abomination:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXIsYBpoQ1Q

I just couldn't allow myself to endorse their vids.

The stop motions are very well done and gets you interested in cooking rather easily. But I still can't get over the English muffin Pizza recipe. Thus I'm still somewhat fretful whether I should sift these or not.

But to be honest, I'd like to see more of these vids in Videosift. Their videos are entertaining and the recipes are incredibly easy to follow. A little TOO dumbed down for my taste, which is why I am appalled by some of their recipes. Still, it's a good way to get the mass public to start developing an interest in cooking.

Happy Fourth July! - Eat Crumpets, Muffins and Watch James Bond....

^ have to agree. Not twisted. Twisted would be something like Corn Muffin (CM) offers himself to be eaten by the woman going in for an abortion. CM then magically infiltrates her womb, grabs the fetus, and leaps out of the woman with the fetus, thereby preventing an abortion. Then it would be followed by Srubs Delivery Guy saying, "Haha, too late for you now!"

Here's my fav. Muffin Man song
The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility
muffin research kitchen,

Reaching for an oversize chrome spoon,
he gathers and intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants.

And brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside
of his shirt.

He turns to us and speaks, "Some people like cupcakes better, I for one
care less for them."

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully-charged icing
anointment utensil, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near, lets try that again, he puts for a quarter ounce green rosette near
the summit of a dance but radiant muffin, of his own design.

Later he says, "Some people, SOME PEOPLE like cupcakes exclusively while myself I
say there is not, nor art there be nothing so exhalted on the face of
god's grey earth, as that prince of foods, the muffin.

Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.
he hung around till you found that he didn't know nothing.
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he only was a-puffin.
No cries is heard in the night, as a result of him stuffin’

-Captain Beefheart

So what you're saying, choggie, is that you don't like it? Then why don't you downvote it?

[A] couple of extreme cracker douchebags...

You really got it in for whitey, don't ya?

[A]ll they can think about is fucking someone's else's mothers/wives...

Well, this IS comedy. In real life I imagine they think of other things, like what bills need to be paid, how much work they have at the office, and if they'll make it out of rush hour traffic before the bran muffin kicks in.

Here's what this funny song says to me, in a serious way: Though these women have all borne children, they are still attractive. I don't think of them as mere mombots, but as ladies who still "got it."

Believe it or not, some mothers actually like to hear that they're still desirable even after they've reproduced.

[S]ome sort of affirmation for their damaged sensibilities and addiction to ego...

Not unlike someone who has shared his opinions with everyone over 10,000 times?

Punks, turds, casualties of a Nation going down the shithole.....

Though it's popular to point at particular cultural phenomena as signs of the impending demise of our nation, since the dawn of language there have always been people saying the same thing about the culture they lived in. Things were ALWAYS better in the good old days. NOT.

I concede that this song can easily be taken as offensive, because it humorously objectifies women. However I also see this video as making fun of men, because it humorously makes it look like all men have one thing on their mind. And that's only true 95% of the time. (The other 5% involves alcohol purchases.)

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Jock Jams = $17.95
Camera = $250
Stud Muffin shirt = $10
Clean Undies = $2
Video of a fat kid flopping around like a fish out of water = Priceless

Oh jesus christ, I was all set to kick off about this being unfair to the poor "little" boy to ridicule him and such, but when he picked his cacks out of his crotch and actually has Stud Muffin on his t-shirt.... fair game i'd say

It was a dark and stormy night...

It was a tall and snowy hill...

i need coffee first. and a muffin would be good.
banana nut. that's a good muffin.

As someone who spent years working in coffee shops, I don't mind the funny names. Call it whatever you want. What bugs me is when the person behind the counter acts like your an idiot for not knowing their shop's vernacular. Just fucking explain what going on and help the next customer, or better yet, just use some fucking common sense! Oh you'd like a small, OK. Really large Frosty? HERE YOU GO!
But noooo!!! Everyone has to have the same self important attitude that their little shop is the ONLY ONE THAT EVER EXISTED.
Customers do it too. I was in Starbucks the other day and a woman ordered a muffin. When they gave it to her she said, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HEAT IT UP?!?!?" Like it should be common sense that she likes her fucking muffins hot. (whoa)

You know how to trip them up?

Walk into Starbucks and say:

I TAKE HALF-AND-HALF, SO PLEASE GIVE ME FOURTEEN OUNCES OF COFFEE.

let them figure out the rest.