I’m waiting.
Bring it! My Halloween costumes have included Mr Clean, Blue Man Group, and Homer Simpson (had to add hairs). I can take it.

Smith lost a lot of fans right there….me included.
If you don’t have a sense of humor about yourself, don’t go to awards shows where the audience is fair game for jokes at their expense. Same for your wife/husband.
If being bald is a touchy subject, wear a wig. (Coming from a bald guy who’s been bald by choice for 25 years and never once got mad at a Mr Clean or penis head joke).

Will can fuck right off with his violent tantrum (or pretend tantrum if this is some scripted ploy). Chris should have decked him back in the face, kicked him in the balls, and kicked him off stage head first. What a child. I hope charges are pressed and lawsuits filed….he deserves them. If there aren’t repercussions, that’s a good indicator this was scripted to boost dismal ratings, which IMO might be worse.

It's like that Star Trek episode, except the evil Mr. Clean doesn't have a beard.

Does "doing better" include cleaning the bathroom? 'Cause I think if Jesus appears in your shower's mold, maybe it's a sign that it's time to make friends with Mr. Clean.

#justsayin

“Perversion for Profit links pornography to the Communist conspiracy and the decline of Western civilization.” The producer, Citizens for Decent Literature, Inc. was the organization of crooked banker Charles “Mr. Clean” Keating, one of the central figures in the savings and loan scandal of the 1980s. Clearly Keating and his cohorts seemed to know an awful lot about the pornography available at the time.

"Their authority was to enforce the law, not to send messages. "
You make a good pint there, drattus.
Well, besides that, what do you think of the other probable reason? About not taking the chance Mr. Clean striking them?

I don't agree with sending messages either.
I'm off to police academy soon, and I don't want to be viewed as an asshole just because other cops are. I just think that sometimes, a cop's actions are justified.