Super MILF!

>> ^Sarzy:

>> ^therealblankman:
>> ^TheSluiceGate:
Oh god I'm looking forward to this now. Please be better than Darjeeling (and Zizou too, kinda) !!

Wes Anderson hasn't really made a decent film sine The Royal Tenenbaums, which is now 11 years ago! Hopefully this will be a return to form. When his movies are good, they're very good, but his output is pretty uneven.

Really? I'll admit that I'm pretty much alone in thinking that The Life Aquatic is a masterpiece (it's my favourite of Anderson's films), but The Darjeeling Limited was pretty well regarded and quite enjoyable, and Fantastic Mr. Fox was absolutely delightful. You didn't even like that one?


No, you are NOT alone!!! There are a handful of films that I will watch on a pretty regular basis and Life Aquatic is one of them. It's everything from hilarious awkwardness, to the settings, the sets, the odd dialog, the Portuguese Bowie covers, Bill Murray in general, the MILF quality of Anjelica Houston, and Michael Gambon's small part is just PERFECT. PERFECT I TELL YOU.

Esteban!! Esteban!! Esteban!!

sounds like a milf to me!

My favorites:

are you a milf? how much do you weigh? who is your favorite wnba player? is it weird to be out of the kitchen? Can i tell you what to do with your body? wouldn't it be easier to wear a burqa? Do you 'Ho' it up? Can you make me a sandwich? can you name your vibrator after me?

Man, that looks like a good time! I bet Westboro had a good time; you know they're all a bunch of "fags" on the inside.

Upvote for the guy eating the burrito with the "Millions of Damned Christians" shirt on. Subliminally, it was read in my mind as "Millions of Dead Christians" (after MDC the legendary punk band if you for some reason don't fucking get it) and I was like "Oh no he duh ehnt!" and rewound and saw that it was just "damned" haha! Awesome shirt regardless.

*Had a look at their wiki page and I guess they were never known as Millions of Dead Christians" but "damned" was one of them. Here's a list of what they went by and you'll see why I was confused:

Millions of Damn Christians
Multi-Death Corporation
Millions of Dead Children
Millions of Dead Chickens
Millions of Dead Congressmen
Millions of Dead Contractors
Marine Death Corps
Missile Destroyed Civilization
Metal Devil Cokes
Millions of Dead Capitalists
Mariah Death Cult
Misguided Devout/Damned Christians
My Dog Charley (Toronto, 1988)
MILFS Date Cougars
My Dead Child
Magnus Dominus Corpus (2004)
Male Dominated Culture
Millions Of Demonstrators in Cairo

Heh, I was trying to draw attention to the video, using base techniques I admit. That being said, one reason her bosoms are so big is because she just gave birth.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

>> ^hpqp:
A hot and humorous MILF on the sift and yet so few upvotes? Com'on sifties, give this girl some love!

MILF? Seriously? Am I old or what?

>> ^hpqp:

A hot and humorous MILF on the sift and yet so few upvotes? Com'on sifties, give this girl some love!


MILF? Seriously? Am I old or what?

A hot and humorous MILF on the sift and yet so few upvotes? Com'on sifties, give this girl some love!

>> ^deathcow:

Lisa is the arch-milf. Wait she's single and only has cats.. what does that make her..


A gorgeous, incredibly sexy woman.

Lisa is the arch-milf. Wait she's single and only has cats.. what does that make her..

I think you all jumped the gun on this one, fellas. I know I'm looking for some no strings attached fun, and I don't think you can ever have too many hot milfs, anywhere.

...and beneath her sexy-bustier exterior I'm sure she's a very nice person. >> ^gwiz665:

It is done.
>> ^eric3579:
Can I get an instaban over here please

>> ^Zifnab:
ban

MILF.

Thank you. I did not realize that about our Pleiadian friends. I was hoping there was a MILF under the failed sanity role, but if this is the best it gets... Cthulhu fhtagn.


>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

No, this is a common misconception. Pleiadians have a cloth-like husk that appears similar to human clothing. She is actually completely nude. >> ^RFlagg:
Also, isn't that the same outfit she had last time we saw her on her own YouTube video that got Sifted here not too long ago?

From zero to CRIZAZZZZY!!! in 2sec flat.

I'm amazed to say it, but for once I actually agree with QM. In a milf sort of way that is. The idea I actually agree with QM though makes me suddenly doubt that any reality exists and perhaps she may be telling the truth.