>> ^thinker247:
Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?


Made me lol. Excellent Batman quote!

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Go read the drugs channel manifesto. This doesn't qualify.

*nochannel *eia *wtf *terrible *dance

>> ^Payback:
This is your brain. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
Any questions?


My brain on drugs with a side of bacon sounds like a good idea.

Ok... I'm a little disconnected from this phenomenon -- and the term "guido", as it is being used here. Isn't guido an ethnic slur? I guess "guido" no longer specifically refers to Italians? I mean, where I'm from, "nigga" no longer specifically refers to black people, but I'm fairly certain if I posted a video titled "Observe The Wild Nigga Mating Dance" I'd get some shit.

Also, would it be appropriate to use the term "goombah"? Just wondering. I have no qualms with racial slurs -- I think they're funny and a piece of our dark history as a species.

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Can it be confirmed that they were on drugs (or alcohol)?

From my observations, a guido will behave like this completely sober, too.

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Ahhh....how wondrous and beautiful nature is.

Here we see the rare and unusual mating dance of the North American Suburban Bro. See how the male of the species displays his thick skull to his prospective mate. It looks as though this courtship has been successful and soon these two Bros will begin their mating in earnest.

The circle of life continues.

>> ^Obsidianfire:
>> ^rottenseed:
is this a mating dance of some sort? is this part of the game? do they have to they have folk tradition and knowledge to pass along to their children?

Not on the creature creator. You can make them dance and such, you can spawn babies, and the baby imitates the parent. Very cutely I might add. Watch http://www.videosift.com/video/Spore-Creature-Creator-Tutor
ial-Building-a-Character and it'll show you how the program works.


He meant yes, it's a mating ritual.
_{Err like the Dad is teaching, not performing with the child.. Gross.}

>> ^rottenseed:
is this a mating dance of some sort? is this part of the game? do they have to they have folk tradition and knowledge to pass along to their children?


Not on the creature creator. You can make them dance and such, you can spawn babies, and the baby imitates the parent. Very cutely I might add. Watch http://www.videosift.com/video/Spore-Creature-Creator-Tutorial-Building-a-Character and it'll show you how the program works.

is this a mating dance of some sort? is this part of the game? do they have to they have folk tradition and knowledge to pass along to their children?

Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonads!

I'm thinking "lek" : (From wikipedia:)
A lek is a gathering of males, of certain animal species, for the purposes of competitive mating display. Leks assemble before and during the breeding season, on a daily basis. The same group of males meet at a traditional place and take up the same individual positions on an arena, each occupying and defending a small territory or court. Intermittently or continuously, they spar individually with their neighbors or put on extravagant visual or aural displays (mating "dances" or gymnastics, plumage displays, vocal challenges, etc.).