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Daniel Craig in drag for International Women's Day

Simpsons: You can stay, but I'm leaving!

Marge and Homer's Sex Tape -- the trailer

True Grit - 2nd Trailer

shuac says...

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^shuac:
>> ^Deano:
Sorry to say but I do detest the Cohens. Vastly overrated and seemingly incapable of developing characters or vaguely interesting scripts. Some of their direction is good so maybe they should stick to that rather than developing films.
Anyone catch the ending of Old Country or whatever it's called? Absolutely rubbish and typically contrary behaviour.
They really haven't done a decent film since Raising Arizona.
Finally why, oh, why are they remaking True Grit? Run out of ideas?
Typical internet "opinion-wielder" who can freely tell you how much he hates something but is utterly ill-equipped to explain the reasons why. It's rather humorous.

Sometimes it's ok to have an opinion without having to back it up. Things like movies really don't need much of a reason, it's just how the person feels about it. Having said that, if I'm really passionate about something, I would probably want to know a good reason why, but sometimes there isn't one


I couldn't disagree more.

The ability to explain yourself has the effect of validating an opinion, whether people agree with it or not. I'm far more interested in hearing why Deano hates the Coen Brothers than hearing how much he hates them. I may never agree but at least he'll have exhausted due diligence. Additionally, I don't see how Deano's feelings will be negatively affected. In fact, if Deano were to properly articulate himself I think he'd find his own opinion will have been fortified, not diminished.

And as a bonus, I may get a new perspective on the Coen brothers.

I'll never be uninterested in hearing someone explain why they possess "opinion x." That is, in fact, the reason why we should expect a full explanation: because we're interested. I'm interested in hearing Deano's views on Fargo. How Marge Gunderson is a poorly fleshed-out character. Or why he thinks the last scene of No Country was such a failure. I want to know why he thinks the themes of Barton Fink are so ineffective. If we let him off the hook, then nothing of substance gets shared. Just empty words, utterly bereft of substance.

So I think that attitude is quite defeatist, Alien.

As a preemptive retort, "because they suck" and the like will not at all count as a proper articulation of "why" the Coen brothers are bad storytellers. Just so you know. If you didn't go to school then at least pretend like you did.

Did I just get really elitist at the end there? Oh well. I'll survive. And so will Deano.

CineMassacre: Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Dogs Wiping Their Bums

Why aren't there more women on QI?

messenger says...

And consider the characters in TV shows. The females are mostly "straight men" (so to speak) for the funny male characters. Take Two and a half Men, for example: the hot woman (Claudia, I think) is not funny, and usually neither is the effeminate guy (Alan). Most of the good lines are reserved for Charlie Sheen's character, the boy, and the fat ugly woman (Roberta). Again, in that stupid Jim Belushi show, the two hot wives never make the jokes. Women don't even seem to have any funny parts written for them on TV unless it's called The <woman's name> Show. Even in cartoons, Lisa and Marge Simpson, all the women on Family Guy, maybe Lou-Ann on King of the Hill...

I haven't seen a really funny woman since Much Ado About Nothing. And even then, they're not delivering it like it's comedy.

Much to think about.

Bristol Palin On Oprah "I'm not Having Sex Until..."

westy says...

If you are going to use the bible as your moral cumpus then your pretty much fucked. for one thing its not constant and its easily open to interpretation what it actually says. its allso very clear that its as likely to be the word of god as any of the other religious books out there which is not very.


to use marrige as a bench mark for who you have sex with is a bit stupid , but at the same time just sleeping with annyone can be quite risky.

there is nothing stopping people shagging and still having something more meaningful and romantic as well especaily if they use protectoin and are carfull about it.

the whole marge thing makes sense when there is no contraception or protection against STD,S and having kids is a 1-10 chance of sex , obviously as it would be unfair for a child to have no parents.

This is why going by the bible is stupid , It was written in a time when there was no contraception and people could not control when they had kids.

by perpetuating this whole no sex before marriage thing you end up with more trouble u end up with girls taking it up the ass more or doing strange sexual things that are of more risk and should only be undertaken by sumone with exsperance and alot of confidence as to what they want or know what they are doing and the risks.

The only message should be ONLY HAVE SEX WITH SUM ONE THAT "YOU" RELAY WANT TO don't be pressured into it or feal that you have to. also only do it after having discussed it with them and once you relay know that person.

having said that im sure there are people who want to just go out and have a quick fuck if that's ohnislty what they want and they make that clear to the person they want to fuck then i dont have a problem with it so long as they ware protectoin and reduse STD pregnancy as much as possable.

Its all about honistiy and presenting things truthfully.

30 Drunken Homers in 2.25 Minutes. And one drunken Marge.

ant says...

>> ^Sarzy:
Pure gold -- but something is funky with the embed. I'm seeing it really zoomed in.


I can't seem to fix the size. I even tried matching Maxim's web page code! width="540" height="515" is it they gave me for sharing. I tried removing width and height and it shows everything, but super tiny!

Any ideas?

Orangutans Are Amazing Mimics!

rasch187 (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Well I'm glad we're cool. Peace.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
There's no hard feelings between us, kronos. I know he's been quite rude to a lot of people. I just have a soft spot for the unusual/absurd.

Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his
head]
Homer: Wrong!


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Since my name was mentioned in this comment then I feel it's fair to offer this:

I was the one who told blankfist about sallyjune, because I was unable to instaban him for some technical reason unknown to me at this time. Anyway, had I been able to I would have done the deed. Choggie (the person) deserves permanent banishment because he repeatedly broke rules AND repeatedly abused members, and whenever he has returned as a new member he has continued to be abusive with both public and private profile messages. Here he is calling UsesProzac a "cunt" and telling her to "pound your next scrip all at once and chase it with Clorox:"

http://www.videosift.com/member/14099#comment-617060

And here he is extending his warmest greetings to me:

http://www.videosift.com/search?q=lynch+niggers&t=c&u=13418&o=&vmin=&vmax=&sh=&l=&n=&b=&submit=Search

And yes, he obviously says racist shit too. Ask dag why he redacted this. It was a comment from one of choggie's reincarnations, and among other things he called Arabs "ragheads."

Blankfist and you are both right: It is just a web site. So why can't he treat people here with a little respect instead of being relentlessly abusive? He wore out his welcome with the majority here. Obviously you're not in that majority, but if the number of upvotes I received for this comment is any indication, we're still talking about a majority.

I don't want there to be any hard feeling between us, but if I know choggie has returned I will instaban him again. He is persona non grata here. I'm sorry if that upsets you, I really am, because I like you, but I won't let him come back and wait for the inevitable abuse before I instaban him. It's just as simple as that. Let the chips fall where they may.

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

rasch187 says...

There's no hard feelings between us, kronos. I know he's been quite rude to a lot of people. I just have a soft spot for the unusual/absurd.

Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his
head]
Homer: Wrong!


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Since my name was mentioned in this comment then I feel it's fair to offer this:

I was the one who told blankfist about sallyjune, because I was unable to instaban him for some technical reason unknown to me at this time. Anyway, had I been able to I would have done the deed. Choggie (the person) deserves permanent banishment because he repeatedly broke rules AND repeatedly abused members, and whenever he has returned as a new member he has continued to be abusive with both public and private profile messages. Here he is calling UsesProzac a "cunt" and telling her to "pound your next scrip all at once and chase it with Clorox:"

http://www.videosift.com/member/14099#comment-617060

And here he is extending his warmest greetings to me:

http://www.videosift.com/search?q=lynch+niggers&t=c&u=13418&o=&vmin=&vmax=&sh=&l=&n=&b=&submit=Search

And yes, he obviously says racist shit too. Ask dag why he redacted this. It was a comment from one of choggie's reincarnations, and among other things he called Arabs "ragheads."

Blankfist and you are both right: It is just a web site. So why can't he treat people here with a little respect instead of being relentlessly abusive? He wore out his welcome with the majority here. Obviously you're not in that majority, but if the number of upvotes I received for this comment is any indication, we're still talking about a majority.

I don't want there to be any hard feeling between us, but if I know choggie has returned I will instaban him again. He is persona non grata here. I'm sorry if that upsets you, I really am, because I like you, but I won't let him come back and wait for the inevitable abuse before I instaban him. It's just as simple as that. Let the chips fall where they may.

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westy says...

Well waiting for marge before sex is as bad as having sex at a young age. the realty is alot of people r so desperate for a shag that thay buld it up and then thay get married when thay dont actualy realy love eachother and then end geting dvorced. this is why RELIGOIN is so shit it just packages compleat crap along with reason.

1) dont have sex unlesss u realy like the girl and trust them

2) only have sex if u reolise that evan with protectoin there is posablity of geting pregnent / catching std

3) Do what u want to do just try and do it as safe as passable and never hurt sum one else.

4) only do it if its actually what you want and if its what the other person actually wants you have to know yourself before u have sex.

Obama and Michele do WHAT?

Krupo says...

This of course reminds me of the Marge Simpson prediction that Fox as viewership would continue to decline over time due to their weak programming, the channel would gradually but inexorably turn into a hardcore sex channel.

Homer's night out



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