Thank god, the power of the down vote prevails once again. Ok...lemme watch this before I drop the smart bomb. 1.Clip of puppet lackey justifying his actions before his dumbfounded supporters, i.e. voters.
2. Smuglina Sapperstein's editorial 3. Shaved clip of Bush. 4. More programmed-sensibilities designed to strike at the heartstrings of said, successful monkey programming. 5. yadda yadda. 6. Can't hardly stand it with 6 mins. to go...

This is programming of a nefarious and distracting nature, designed to keep monkeys satisfied with being buggered sans lubrication while at the same time keeping the individual monkey thinking that he or she has an actual clue about the way the world is being run into the ground by monkeys liiiiiike, Rachel Maddow, who is another in a long line of sell-out news-cuntz whose "agenda-oriented in favor of more of the same tripe known as, "Modern World Government" so-called news vomit, is unpalatable and predictable.

Now, let's see if this button works for me.

>> ^Throbbin:

Don't be so afraid. I've been told it's like your first time, but without all the lubrication.


Well, Throbbin, why don't YOU try it and get back to use on it?

>> ^inflatablevagina:
anal sex... it is something I fear


Don't be so afraid. I've been told it's like your first time, but without all the lubrication.

>> ^Ornthoron:
Children's blood is actually very good for your skin.

It's a great lubricant as well.

"In the field of human sexuality, they say the vagina lubricates when the woman experiences fright and similar feelings."

Rapists everywhere rejoice.

"Oh... and it would seem the woman being used as the model is... ahem... enjoying the experience a bit."

In the field of human sexuality, they say the vagina lubricates when the woman experiences fright and similar feelings.


The idea is that evolutionary history found it beneficial for the vagina in our species and others to lubricate when the individual was frightened because forced sexual activity risks greater injury if the vagina isn't lubricated and filled with blood (enlarged).

>> ^raverman:
Such rapid, dexterous hand movement... It's going to get used for Porn.
...Everything always gets used for porn...

"Warning: Using the WankBot 2000 without the recommended amount of industrial lubricant may cause a slight burning sensation at your genitalia."

If you have been circumcised you are at a disadvantage to non circomsized when it comes to sexual function.

1) the for skin behaves rather like lubrication once the penis is within the vagina the 4 skin allows the penis to move freely , Manny women only get wet at the beginning of intercourse and cannot maintain the required amount of lubrication to stop potentially harmful rubbing,

2) men are designed to ejaculate when the skin withdraws and exposes the glans within the vagina, men with a 4 skin have a larger likely hood of being able to control the point of climax as they can contole whether the glans are fully exposed or not during intercourse.

3) there is a good argument that the glans become desensitized after circumcision due to the glands abnormally being exposed to rubbing on clothes and that the body becomes used to the sensation of the glans being exposed.

4) with a normal penis when you masturbate you do not need to use lubricant , there is a good reason why the guy i live with who has Jewish parents has 3 bottles of baby oil in his room.


The only time sum one should be circumcised is if they suffer from Phimosis or Paraphimosis. Interestingly Paraphimosis can be caused by circumcision as well as infection and the fact that anny sergery that is not required is a bad idea as all sergary has risks associated with it.


The only rational argument i have heard for circumcision is the cleanliness argument. however this only stands if the male is incapable of washing themselves a minimum of once every 4 days or maby has diabetes or a Urinary-tract-infection , has allergies to condoms, wants to use lubricant bit has allergies to that , has skin conditions, as these can all lead to Balanitis (an inflammation of the end of the penis)


In the end its better to have a for skin , its not the end of the world to not have one , but its definatly better to have one ,

Think of it as a car with a convertible roof verses the same car with a solid top.

Rugged like rwanda, don't wind up far or get chopped up
Quick to rush the spot like baby urine get mopped up
Tags that spray your hall with rap aerosol
Organized graffiti lectures in can control
Or level with the devil racing uptown first to fort apache
I'm much too much for any demon style to master me
From the thought's next bridge to the hell's gate, lyrically detonating
Sparking m-80's and bottle rockets it's a nigga chaser
Downtown graffiti deface a heroin debaser
Open up your eyes and clean out your nature
Wide open like the grand canyon
Emcees couldn't hang if they was lynched by the grand dragon
Searching for my style like job-corps
Coming home on work release shoplifting at the rap store
But sabotaging me ain't easy
I'm crooked like nathan wick starring as cochese
With a big baseball bat you get robbed like deniro
A sandwich still ain't nothing but a hero
Just a small sample of the abstract
When the rhyme gets crazy hot and lyrics don't know how to act
Whether shooting joints or wax
I go all out and attack crabs and herbs that's crazy wack
We all can't be pimps, and we all can't rap
You got to get your dollars on cause it's on like that
Here's what I want you to do
Niggas with the green axe and burgundy forerunner, inhuman like blade runner
When I'm rhyming all summer just listen to the drummer
Transistor blister feedback freak the impeders
Funk flow we expose frequencies in sequence
Napalm gets dropped long range like fiber optics
Check the rhyme activity your skills is microscopic
Peace to my crew and my nigga el-p
Who's here to spark it causing all these crabs to flee

Check it and I inflict it quattro nine fifty lungs misty
Color me maxmillian cause I'm that crazy robot
Teetering on the edge of outer space
Spitting buckshots till black holes surround me, you found me
As far as I'm concerned I've got your ashes in an urn
Big up, the temperamental hold none barred kid
What's your confunction? tracks is type dusty
Drinking water out the well of life and i'ma piss it back rusty
Flesh and phonics, you're God damned right
I'm on 'em like aeorta pacemakers hooked up to clappers
Clap off (*clap clap*) welcome to my free-form jubilee, look at me
The witness to the shit you wanna be
Dba lyrical p known as a simp and I'm a sycophant
Feeding on fats passed and dipped
In and out of my invisible state
Forerunner rep tyrannical
Wrecks like tecs bust mechanical
Rusty goner weasel painting beats on an easel
Shoot a head up, what bitch you're boxing shadows
Look out my way you pull your breath out to battle
Breaking your double helix, and now the shit is single
Not mono, I burn the needle out your vinyl
El-p the third gunner on the grassy knoll
Stroll, keep the seventh seal of heaven in my pocket
You're faggot like sprockets, motherfuck the houston rockets
I'm so sick of recycled metaphors
Bet but I'd fuck laura ingalls only when she's done with her chores
Got rappers tip toeing on a highway to heaven
Got manners like bruce banner when he's stressed
I'm sick of your corny beats and your crowd-involved hooks
Cause I'm a thinker
Evil anus letting off stinkers

Bj eight steps to perfection
The sum of each part forms an octagon
Let rhyme styles get sparked

Ep eight stpes to perfection
The sum of each part forms an octagon
Where rhyme styles get sparked

The holy terror, last moves you never won't win
Playing taps on a violin
You can never comprehend the rhyme origin
I rate one like a chinese, jamaicin like a chin
Hot rocking corduroy, ballys that's so fitted
Niggas came and assed out my tracks and left 'em shitted
Fuck the movement, lubricate the smooth shit
Just to letcha know, never do I use it
Strictly the blueprint for the ghetto music in my cipher
Shorty the sniper jeep like cherokee
When I take aim handling wall to wall emcees
Mr. madman attract lyrics like magnets
They fuck up speaking cavernous when I'm stabbing it
Like the juice, then go bronco busting loose
That's my word, you couldn't shoot or try to compute the math
To kick any type sport like the vandal
I manhandle, emcees get murdered like tennessa
Or trapped in the bedroom with the texas chain saw
Massacre one two three you're taking and tell 'em
Eastwick underground new york be the dwelling
I keep telling 'em the state of the mind be the mentals
If you murder up in the ghetto you murder in a temple

>> ^longde:
So, does that machine work on scientific principles or mystical ones?

Funny story...it's powered solely by hatred for gays with a dash of Limbaugh's ponytail hair grease for lubricant.

He can have his apology issued posthumusly and symbolically be given retroactive pay to compensate for the rest of his current contract... just like all the other times the military's fucked up and committed an injustice on one of their members.

This really is a no brainer for Obama, though.. he'll get to it whens theres enough lubrication and momentum that he can fully insert ideas without causing pain to republicans and bigots.

Obama knows this guy's sexuality isn't a problem, and ultimately, justice will prevail.. but there are other things going on right now that aren't so certain.

I really don't envy trying to triage the worlds problems.

If that cameraman hadn't harrassed that snake..... game over. Snakes typically release their food when they feel threatened. The water lubricated the frog and he was able to start slipping free. Had the snake been able to get out of the water it probably would have been a different story. The cards were stacked against the snake:

-Probably a miss strike (hence, eating the frog alive and backwards. Should have grabbed onto the frog head first and constricted it)
-Camerman Harrassment
-Once into the water, slippery frog
-Cold water is not good for a snake's endurance
-At the end of the vid it looks like a male frog is either (A) trying to mate with the female being eaten or (B) trying to scare off a rival male.

With an A-noose you need a lubricant.

This sport needs to be updated. I'd suggest placing random landmines all over the course, arming the slowest runners with chainsaws and coating the bulls in a mixture of lubricant and tabasco sauce.

Anonymity is a great social lubricant.