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Lol, cat.

The Lol Cats Bible

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Kulpims, our own Slovenian slacker, admits to being a loser, a smart ass, a drunk and a stoner. He’s already done such a good job of roasting himself, but he left out wannabee.

He lovingly refers to VideoSift as his Sift-crack, choggieland and Home. ‘Guess he didn’t get the eviction notice.

Rosie Palm mentioned that she’s tired of the whole “jazz and jizz” routine. She started to complain hysterically about his obsession with “ass gravy,” but then suddenly went quiet.

He’s been so vigilant in eradicating dupes he’s been nicknamed Deputy Dupe of the VideoSift PD. Siftbot has been run so ragged with commands, he now has kulpims on ignore.

Kulpims is not fond of LOL Cats. Too bad there aren’t any LOL Dogs.

Good night and may the Farce be with you.

It's funny how technology keeps outpacing us.

Some friends had an old Mac back in the early 90's, and when I'd stay over they'd let me play around with it. Black and white monitor, low resolution, but it had games and a word processor and I thought I would be in heaven if I could afford one of those.

Now that thing would be a museum piece, and "only" twenty years old.

For better or worse, computers didn't start to spread until I was out of high school and just starting college. They've changed our lives a lot. Curse and blessing all in one. All of that information at our finger tips, and all we want to see are boobs, butts, and LOL cats.

I often think that the Matrix wasn't fictional at all.

this lol dog kicks lol cats butts.

Willy Nelson said it best (and im probably gonna misquote)
"stress is the number 1 killer... and the number 1 stress reliever, is cannabis."

I think everyone on here could use a lil puff puff pass to get over this whole "im gonna prove to you im right with large posts and vague examples supporting my claim" thing. Everyone, breath deep... and hold.. exhale. Its all going to be okay. Nobodies gonna change minds over a sift post so lets all move along and watch a lol cats video or something.

the "teh" thing is simply lazy typing and editing...."the" is typed more than most words, contains 3 letters conveniently located near one another, and usually rendered very quickly....

The other shit is played, LoL cat language.....Grammar and spelling abortion-But the lolcatz bible is pretty fun, have to admit.....

That's not a lol cat thats Fritz the cat

>> ^spoco2:
>> ^Aemaeth:
Aren't we over the Scientology thing yet?

Ahh, what a first rate insight into the minds of the masses. "Meh, I'm bored with this really important thing now, can we move on to LOL Cats or something?"
What a ridiculous statement.
Have Scientology had their tax exemption revoked (as the ONLY religion in the US to have such)? No.
Do they continue to ruin the lives of their members and their families? Yup.
Do they continue to make millions of dollars off people who really just want to help themselves? Yup
Declaring that you're bored with it now just points out how shallow and simple minded you are... go back to your, well whatever light entertainment you chose to fill your days with.


The reason I'm tired of Scientology on a whole is because it seems like we're just beating a dead horse. I think "the masses" are adequately convince that there are problems surrounding Scientology (to put it lightly), but this isn't a call to action that will result in helping the problem. It's just fanning a fire that is already burning bright and hasn't gotten dim. I just don't see what the point is of hearing MORE about it when we've already heard so much. To put it bluntly: there's no new information here so why do we want to elevate it above the masses of other internet videos if it's the same as so many others?

>> ^Aemaeth:
Aren't we over the Scientology thing yet?


Ahh, what a first rate insight into the minds of the masses. "Meh, I'm bored with this really important thing now, can we move on to LOL Cats or something?"

What a ridiculous statement.

Have Scientology had their tax exemption revoked (as the ONLY religion in the US to have such)? No.
Do they continue to ruin the lives of their members and their families? Yup.
Do they continue to make millions of dollars off people who really just want to help themselves? Yup

Declaring that you're bored with it now just points out how shallow and simple minded you are... go back to your, well whatever light entertainment you chose to fill your days with.

A Video that I think many more people should see, because that was quite frankly awesome in more ways than one, and a deep and very serious message behind the lol-cat speak.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'cats, horse, dog, hovercat, helicat, funny, sparta, monorail cat' to 'cats, horse, dog, hovercat, helicat, funny, sparta, monorail cat, lol cats' - edited by swampgirl

^ I like lol cats. I dont have a cat and good lol cat vids make me happy.