better title: Leo the parrot gets fingerbanged

This is nothing like libmedia lapping up dumbfk liberal celebrities' commentaries as gospel. Can we get scientist Leo Decrapio in here for another special about gloBULL warming? How about another analysis of the Middle East and President Bush by policy expert Janeane Garofalo?


MEANWHILE...

July 2 (Bloomberg) -- Employers in the U.S. cut 467,000 jobs in June...

Obamarx's War on Prosperity continues!

I'm a Capricorn, but most women say I'm a Cancer.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I'm a Leo, how 'bout you?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Thanks Mr. Serious!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey baby what's your sign? Want to come out and see my custom van? Yeah, alriiiiight.

*promote

I'm a Leo, how 'bout you?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Thanks Mr. Serious!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey baby what's your sign? Want to come out and see my custom van? Yeah, alriiiiight.

*promote

Ehh.. I find myself again disagreeing with the "Review" this week on some points.

Assassins Creed 2 looks pretty damn good to me, Supposed to be bigger then the first game, new executions, able to assassinate two people at once now and Leo Da Vinci inventing things for you.

Saboteur wasn't mentioned, but it wasn't exactly unveiled at this E3, GTA style game based in france during WWII, able to climb buildings, and the art style seems interesting to me.

Mass Effect 2 in production, using the data from your first game to bring the second game to life, if you killed certain characters off in the first they won't appear in the second, new weapons, ect.

I've been playing the Uncharted 2 multiplayer beta, and nobody talks..character wise anyway, and the gameplay is pretty good.

His Beatles rock band point is that it's just a stupid name..

Final Fantasy XIV has next to no info on it yet, except that it's going to be online, So I don't understand why he's critiquing it already, other then the fact that the generally hates Mmorpgs. (Side note, I'm excited to see what they're going to be doing, it's FF11's spiritual predecessor, and FF11 was fantastic until WoW came out and showed that the slow paced combat was outdated.)

Halo Reach seems like it could be very interesting, because it's potentially the first time that you DON'T play as a lone spartan if the game is going to be based off the books, and the planet itself is supposed to be mostly open fields and forest.. again if it's based off the books.

And ODST seems like it'll be great, you're not on a linear storyline and you're able to explore all of New Mombasa, they've pushed the halo 3 engine more then they knew they could and have fantastic looking results, not to mention new features since you're no longer a super-soldier, so you don't have a feeling of complete comfort when you're going through the game because they've essentially reverted back to the halo 1 system of minor "Shields" (Basically called Stamina in ODST) after which your health takes damage.

I dunno, to me this years E3 was actually pretty good, it's talking about titles that don't seem like they're bound to fail from the get-go (lookin at you, Destroy All Humans 3 & Damnation)

shame we couldn't see the panel's response, if there was one.

transcript (from here)...

Start of transcript

Mr. Chairman, I’m surprised at the minister there now.

First of all Mr Minister (directed at Minister Noel Dempsey) you made a bags of it in the beginning by changing the judges. You made a complete bags of it at that time, because I went to the La Foy commission and ye had seven barristers there, questioning me and telling that I was telling lies, when I told them that I got raped of a Saturday, got a merciful beating after it, and then stuffed…

… he came along the following morning and put holy communion in my mouth.

You don’t know what happened there. You haven’t the foggiest, you’re talking through your hat there. And you’re talking to a Fianna Fáil man, a former councilor and former mayor you’re talking to, that worked tooth and nail or you, for the party that you’re talking about now. Ye didn’t do it right, ye got it wrong.

Admit it.

And apologize for doing that. Because you don’t know what I feel inside me. You don’t know the hurt I am.

You said it was non-adversarial.

My God.

Seven barristers.

Throwing questions at us.

Non-stop.

I tri.. attempted to commit suicide, there’s the woman who saved me from committing suicide, on me way down from Dublin, after spending five days at the commission. Five days I spent at the commission. They brought a man over from Rome, ninety odd years of age, to tell me I was telling lies.

That I wasn’t beaten for an hour, non-stop by two of them.

By two of them.

Non-stop from head to toe without a shred of cloth on my body.

My God minister.

And could I speak to you (comment directed to Leo Varadkar, Fianna Gael), and ask your leader, would you stop making a political football of this.

You hurt this when you do that.

You tear the shreds from inside our body.

For God’s sake, try and give us some peace.

Try to give us some peace and not to continue hurting us.

That woman will tell you how many times I jump out of the bed at night with the sweat pumping out of me. Because I see these fellas at the end of the bed with their fingers doing that (gestures) to me. And pulling me in to the room, to rape me, to bugger me and bate the shite out of me. That’s the way it is.

And you know what?

You know what, sometimes I listen to the leader of Fianna Fáil. I even listened to the apology. T’was mealy mouthed, but at least t’was an apology.

At least t’was an apology.

The Rosminians said in the report, they said they were easy on us. The first day I went to them. The first day to Rosminians in my home which is Ferryhouse in Clonmel, ’cause its the only home I know. He said “you’re in it for the money”.

We didn’t want money.

We didn’t want money. We wanted the pr… someone to stand up and say “yes, these fellas were buggered, these people were ra…”

Little girls. My daughter, oh sorry, my sister. A month old when she was put in to an institution. Eight of us from the one family, dragged by the ISPCC cruelty man. Put in to two cars, brought to the court in Clonmel. Left standing there without food or anything, and the fella in the long black frock and the white collar came along and he put us in to a van.

Not a van, a scut truck, I don’t know what you call it now. And landed us below with two hundred other boys. Two night later I was raped.

How can anyone…

You’re talking about constitution. These people would gladly say “yes” to a constitution to freeze the funds of the religous orders.

This state, this country of ours, would say “yes” to that constitition if you have to change it.

Don’t say you can’t change it.

You’re the governement of this state. You run this state. So for God’s sake stop mealy mouthing. ‘Cause I’m sick of it.

I’m sick of it.

You’re turning me away from voting Fianna Fáil which I have done from the first day that I could vote. Because. And you know me. You know me Mister Minister. You’ve met me on a number of ocassions. So you know what I’m like.

End of transcript

On another note...,
My dad's dad, (my grandpa - Opa in German) had the name Leonardt. I never met him. He never made it out of Germany/Poland in WW2 but I was named after him. My parents made the decision to change the spelling to a more "Canadian" (phonetic) spelling.
Lenard – this way no one could incorrectly call me “Leo.” The 'O' was silent in the english translation. I shortened it to Len around grade seven after I got tired of being called names like Leonard Nimoy and Lynnerd-Skinnerd, I have often considered having my name changed back to the original spelling of Leonardt.

Your welcome, it made me laugh.

In reply to this comment by mintbbb:
Thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by Gratefulmom:
This is too funny to let sit on 5 votes *promote

Thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by Gratefulmom:
This is too funny to let sit on 5 votes *promote

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That's not Leo. That's obviously Volumptuous.

I dunno, I'm seeing Matthew Macfadyen a little there. I pick him to play Leo in the movie:
http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:SL9L_hQ_nCCKXM:http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r180/PunksterRM/MatthewMacfadyen2.jpg

http://api.ning.com/files/uE*YK1QrjQJXSjkr2ZmoKnyLtBIiyjd7XP*YBAVTuoDF8zfaoeZuOrey3xpEtFg-b857AmmacgZZ7MvxqckC8j1KSBW71N6Q/carriage2a.jpg

I think Leo was just having a grilled cheese, and dropped it on his notebook and it made a funny grease stain. Since Leo was probably frugal he just painted over the page so he could reuse it.

Hehe, I aim to please.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
That's 2 in one minute. I will now have to go scan all your comments for hilarity.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Probably shouldn't watch clips from a show you're "saving for later". In other news, Darth Vader is Luke's father, the guy in fight club hits himself, and Leo dies in Titanic.

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>> ^Babymech:
Would it have killed you not to put goddamn spoilers in the description, for those of us who are saving the office for future enjoyment? Fuck's sake.

That's 2 in one minute. I will now have to go scan all your comments for hilarity.

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Probably shouldn't watch clips from a show you're "saving for later". In other news, Darth Vader is Luke's father, the guy in fight club hits himself, and Leo dies in Titanic.

Message brought by gwiz's spoiler service - if your meat is clean, I'll spoil it!

>> ^Babymech:
Would it have killed you not to put goddamn spoilers in the description, for those of us who are saving the office for future enjoyment? Fuck's sake.