But at least it's got an awesome soundtrack. Ave Maria - the mothership launch theme... And incredible framing, lens flares and colour shifting.

I keep expecting that guy to start screaming "THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THATS TIT DIRT!"

Now.. they need some more of that lens flare effect. Wow. Great stuff.

LOL

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
Lens flares in games that require you to see for survival should be shot.


I'm not sure I agree that shooting lens flares will solve the problem, but I agree that, in general, lens flares are a plight on the visual media. Damn you Photoshop and your inane filters.

Lens flares in games that require you to see for survival should be shot.

OK, first of all, since when is a Sift Roast a charity event? I mean, for fuck's sakes, this guy is so pathetic, making fun of people named Biggus Dickus is more challenging. Besides, I'm fairly certain we'll have exceed the total sum of all his lifetime verbal conversations ("Hi..." "Piss off!" x 237) in this thread by noon tomorrow.

I mean, the hardest thing is to decide where to start.

This man is so utterly lonely he tries to pass himself off as a geek, and fails spectacularly. I mean, how does one fail at GEEK, the one label losers like me and you all around the world use to comfort ourselves that there might be a community somewhere that accepts and appreciates us?
For one, he's boasting how he's at the computer all round the clock as if it's some WoW achievement (if it is, I say it's discriminatory, as it effectively singles out people with no lives). Take a look at his hobbies (#23) - I mean, wow, it takes some serious effort to exclusively come up with ones you only do on a computer. And come on, he added a fucking ® to both Photoshop© and Adobe™ (same exotic symbol twice in a row, loser), because everybody cares about indicating trademarks on the Series Of Tubes. It's serious business!

His 'picture', if one is blasphemous enough of photography by calling it that:
Apart from the fact that he might as well be Jessica Alba (we'll never know, his shaky camera skills are effing l33t), it's additionally cropped to show off pixelation and camera noise, there's a shitload of unnecessary blur and even a fucking lens flare effect for goodness' sakes! And did I mention how hip it is to take photos of yourself in outstretched hands? LONELYPHAIL15, man. By the way, when you say you wouldn't like to be Fart-Man, I urge you reconsider. There's advantages - you'd be more likely to score ladies than you are now, for one. Also, cops/people on the street might mistake you for an entertainer or a mascot every once in a while.

And I don't mean to nit-pick here, but what the hell is this guy doing here anyway? Obviously, he's implying that out of the 33 boring videos he's sifted (I suggest you go downvote all of them so that he doesn't get his hopes up), he's yet to enjoy any of them, as this remains his ultimate goal (#30). He mentions another, "self-entertainment", which is followed by "lol". Congratulations on achieving that second goal on such short notice. Although I do immensely pity karkarlee if you're equally easy to satisfy in other areas.

Finally,
>> ^karkarlee:
^ 32. What made you pick Obsidianfire as a username?
I mean look at it: obsidian fire. Imagine black fire, that's fucking awesome emo.

Here's an image of black fire for you. Since it's obviously the most awesomest thing ever for you, I hope you experience your very first orgasm over it. Then you might actually not feel too guilty while reassuring karkarlee for the hundredth time that you're very experienced in this secksing business.

Other roasters: here's your dessert.

I would just like to go on record as saying a lens flare is not indicative of falshood, rather poor videography and lack of proper filtering. If lens flares never happened IRL, they wouldn't be in games.

As for the car being able to make the jump... http://www.videosift.com/video/Rally-Car-Makes-171-Foot-Jump

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So fake. The little pretty lens flare on the rear window cries "I'm CGI - how you like me now mofos?" or something like that.

Agree with Spoco, how can someone show so much artistic talent throughout the video and still resort to a (poorly done) lens flare in the intro?

Almost an immediate downvote for the horrendous use of lens flare... but upvote for the insane use of linerider

Holy. Shit. I just saw Photoshop's new Lens Flare cliche!

Nice lens flare too.

I almost want to return it so I can down vote the early 90's renderings in the intro, can you say fugly lens flare? Also egads what was that soul wrenching acoustic, I must have this for my musaq collection.

Edit: Oh Noze, I didn't even get to the run down the beach at sunset, please let me vote on these cliches. On a more serious note, if this video is about humanism where am I supposed to get that, I could take the text out and make it about anything I want. This has all the makings of a valtrex ad, without the play by play of side effects.

This was posted before and as I said then I say again. This is entirely computer graphics.

A light source that bright doesn't fade to a black dot throughout the video.

The surroundings lack the luminosity such a bright object would have.

Also lens flare would not show up here.

Am surprised that no one on YouTube called it out as a fake, because that's what it looks like. Something that creates such a bright lens flare on the camera would illuminate the surrounding buildings, notice also that the light somehow dims to absolute black a few times at the end.

Still an upvote for the impressive CGI effects.