It's like the public domain kung fu + hilarious CGI and film splices of Kung Pao: Enter the Fist, meets the ridiculous headlining on magazines (at the very end of this clip) from the Spike Jonze/Charlie Kaufman movie Being John Malkovich.

Next to this one, Kung Pao looks positively normal.

Sounds as bad as my future mother in law... The conversation started by talking about Michael Vick.

Dad-in-law(DIL): "I think Vick has paid his debt to society. I think it is disgusting what he did, but you shouldn't prevent a man from working if he has already paid the price for his crime."

me:"I had to think about a bit, but I agree. He has really toed the line. I think he is a horrible human for doing that to dogs, but I agree."

Mother-in-Law:"Really. You Really think that?"

DIL:"Yeah I do. I am conflicted about it, but he did his time."

MIL:"What I dont understand is how a man like that has to do two years in prison for killing dogs, and doctors who preform abortions get to walk the street."

Fiance:"Abortion are not illegal."

Me:"Wow, this is great Kung Pao chicken."

Talk about throwing a fucking molotov on the conversation. That woman hates me.

>> ^blankfist:
You see what I did just there? I took something terrible and upped the ante.
>> ^ReverendTed:
And here I thought you were going to say something about the secret ingredient in the Kung Pao chicken.
>> ^rottenseed:
...it's dog

Just keep telling yourself that, rottenseed - whatever helps you sleep at night.

But one day...one day Charlton Heston is going to show up in a scarf and open your eyes.

>> ^ReverendTed:
>> ^blankfist:
You see what I did just there? I took something terrible and upped the ante.

And here I thought you were going to say something about the secret ingredient in the Kung Pao chicken.

...it's dog

>> ^blankfist:
You see what I did just there? I took something terrible and upped the ante.


And here I thought you were going to say something about the secret ingredient in the Kung Pao chicken.

Kung Pao Racoon!!!