I do think CNN steps over the line here, though it's not as egregious as the title suggests. No one in the report suggested that the young rapists are not fully responsible for destroying their own lives.

The problem is that CNN is trying so damn hard to make this a juicy emotional piece, and since it would be unethical to show the victim and put her through more trauma, they've almost settled on making the rapists the object of sympathy.

His last name rhymes with a short stick used as a weapon

Damn those are some juicy-lookin'-ass clams!

I could do this (and various other seaside food-gathering activities) every day and never get tired of it...

But..., I liked the Carl's Jr. commercials - They made me think of Big Juicy Hamburgers!

>> ^deathcow:

TENDER !!!


'n juicy O(:)O

The wife cooked me maybe the best steak I've ever had last week, juicy, succulent just perfect. Had to flush her head down the toilet at the thought of her cooking like that for someone else.

Conversing about non gay subject matter whilst stuffing juicy, meaty meat sticks in your mouth and then wiping spoogy white sauce from the lips to continue a non gay conversation is clearly NOT GAY.

@rbar have these thousands of philosophers, lawyers and activists ever considered that, if people have material needs, they may or may not be satisfied in exchange for money, money that may or may not be provided through a job? What about other ways of making money, like being self-employed, a businessman, an investor, or a beggar? What if I can satisfy those needs without money, as a farmer?

Should the self-employed have a right to customers? Should a businessman or an investor have a right to profits, or a beggar to handouts? Should farmers also be entitled to good crops? If there's no direct and necessary link between job->survival, what, then, would justify it being declared an unalienable human right?

Your objection about government causing social injustice, sounds to me like asking, "if government outlaws drinking, how is it wrong to stop people from drinking if it's against the law?". If government outlaws something that doesn't use force, it inevitably uses force to outlaw it, thus increasing the overall use of force in society and diminishing our condition as a civilization. On the other hand, any force used to repress wanton shooters is a good deterrent to their use of force, no?

About laziness, your characterization of capitalism as "more and more efficiency", with no regard to human hapiness is very typical of a socialist's portrayal of capitalism as a social order of relentless profit-seeking and competition. When in fact, capitalism is the most cooperative of any social system ever devised. Markets thrive in capitalism, and markets are a bunch of people trading and making agreements with each another. There's nothing more cooperative than trades and handshakes. You get more cooperation in capitalism than in feudalism, mercantilism, corporatism, socialism or any other "ism". In the end, you're allowed more choices, including that of softer lifestyles in capitalism, than anywhere else.

The Libor and derivatives markets scandals, are not examples of free markets at all, they're abuses where the bad behavior was encouraged by policy. What you and I argued about making the weak complacent, also applies to bad rules encouraging excessive greediness and risk-taking that went unpunished, bad behavior that would, otherwise, be "regulated" in a free market by the very real prospect of bankruptcy, and being sued for fraud instead of a get-out-of-jail-free card and juicy bailouts granted by a secretive central bank (which wouldn't exist in a free market!).

Things are not necessarily less regulated when you have economic freedom, and anything resulting from deregulation is not an automatic example of free markets at work. Regulation just happens to come from the bottom-up, from forces in the market itself, instead of by force from the top-down, by well-intentioned bureaucrats who fancy writing human rights declarations in their spare time.

I definitely need one in my backyard. He would grow very fat from the hordes of big black juicy ants.

Bears are omnivores, and that was one slow, plump, and juicy-looking bag of flesh. 100,000 years ago, he would have been weeded from the gene pool. Nowadays, just run into the house.

Oh, Jebus! Rapture is such a bummer! I just want to get married and have kids before.
These people are so delusional, I don't think they even understand what is preached to them since cradle. They just "believe" it because someone with authority told them is true. Everyone's nodding in front of the preacher so they should do it too. No rational behind it, but would be so sad to leave this life unfulfilled ... and live up there in the clouds with jebus, that would be boring, now that's a rational.

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And there's the "converted has been atheist" at the beginning made me giggle as well. I don't think he ever was one and even if he ever was one, I believe he converted for the vgeegee, which in his case is a very strong argument. So they'll spawn some kids that will learn from their father to shut the fuck up if there's anything to gain. Al in all just the right thing for the future of this world.

I didn't even watched the whole thing, 12mins into it.

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.
Agent Smith: Then we have a deal?
Cypher: I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor.
Agent Smith: Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan.
Cypher: Okay. I get my body back into a power plant, you insert me into the Matrix, I'll get you what you want.


Ahhhh the beauty of plugging back into the matrix!

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I like what Sylvester said about not putting in the stuffing, and using a meat thermometer. Personally, I put the thermometer right in the breast meat, and pull it out somewhere between 161-165 F (72-74 C). And then let it rest. Just like a good steak, don't you dare cut into that juicy sucker until it has sat for at least 15-20 minutes or else all your moisture will just pour out all over your cutting board instead of being absorbed back into the meat.

BUT, the real secret, is to brine your turkey. Check out this recipe by food scientist Alton Brown: Good Eats Roast Turkey Recipe. There's a reason it has 3,750+ reviews and a 5-star rating. Only instead of a 5-Gallon bucket, I just use a brining bag and put it in the bottom drawer of the fridge. Do make sure it's fully submerged. A brine promotes osmosis, which lets your flavorful bath soak through the meat. It's SCIENCE!

The only reason I don't eat turkey more often is because it's just me and my lady here and a weeks worth of food comas would be counter-productive.

[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Lick, lick, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] Yeah, lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass
[Damage] It feels so good

[Verse 1: Danny D]
What's up, baby
Hostile/hoe style
Stick out your tongue and make me smile
In between the mountains, come on in
And on my face, you'll see a big grin
I like a girl with a big tongue
When she opens up her mouth, it can touch the rug
To get with this
You gotta have guts
I like it when they rub my nuts
Lick my booty from the bottom to the top
Whoo!
Just don't stop
Come on, bitch, just drive me crazy
Stick out your tongue, make me cry like a baby
The Boys From The Bottom like hoes
All them girl-booty-lickin' pros
Take your time, don't do it too fast
And remember be gentle when you're lickin' my ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Verse 2: Brain Damage]
Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick my booty
It's hot, but it's juicy
Stick out your tongue, like a snake
Bite my ass, girl, like a grape
It's black, lick it fast
Come on, girl
Suck that ass
Yeah, baby
Come on, drive a nigga crazy
Lickity, lickity, lickity split
Cause Brain Damage just love that shit
Work that booty with a ice cube
Suck my dick and my nuts, too
So let me do ya
Take it to ya
Once I screw ya, I never knew ya
What
You want a kiss, I'll pass
You can lick my red ass

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Oh yeah
I like that, baby (Whoo hoo!)
Smurfette and the Chocolate Factory
{*simulated munching*}
Whoo!
You give me goosebumps

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Brain Damage]
Uh
Lick the tears run from down my eyes
Oooh, you wanna sing
Yo fellas, get ready on the background
Here we go
Check it out

Hook: Boys From The Bottom
It feels so good
I knew you could
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it
Lick my ass
Lick my ass, lick it, lick it

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female (Brain Damage in background)]
Please let me lick it, let me lick it
Please let me lick it, let me lick it (Like that, bitch)
Oooh, let me lick (Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick)
Oooh, let me lick (My ass)

Repeat Chorus {with variations}

[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] Lick my ass, bitch
[Female] Oooh, let me lick
[Brain Damage] And that's the tour
Of the Chocolate Factory

wow, weird, this video has been replaced by a shorter one from ABC... still topical, but with less juicy shots like the 4th place guy with a total WTF look on his face.