That's exactly how I've always felt about gift certificates. Cash works fine almost everywhere, and it fits in a card or envelope just as easily as a certificate. Gift certificates are like Itchy and Scratchy dollars. Why?

I am "Itchy and Scratchy" too.

^
FYI on anyone that may be unhappy with that dupe killing, the solution is to suggest to the original poster of this one to include the slightly longer clip in this post. Otherwise, where does it end? Can I post a slightly longer clip of how Krusty lost the rights to Itchy and Scratchy? I don't think that's what we want.

>> ^NobleOne:
In the context that you put it sketch, FSM could be as real as Zeus, Apollo, Mars, or itchy and scratchy..That they are all manifestations of men but God is much more then that existence that being it interconnects everything within the universe. i am sure this last sentence will come back to me but oh well...


Well, you are exactly right. We are all atheists where it comes to gods such as Zeus, etc. The problem with the idea of the interconnection of everything in the universe is that it's unsubstantiated, mystical, wishy-washy nonsense. People like to feel like they are connected to everything because it makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but that doesn't make it real.

Personally, my problem with this kind of spirituality is that it keeps people from bothering to look into proper astronomy, geology, archeology and biology to learn for themselves how truly amazing and wondrous reality actually is. Of course we don't have ALL of the answers to life, the universe and everything, and no scientist will ever tell you that we do, but science strives to find real answers to real questions, while spirituality seems to make up questions that really don't need to be asked.

S.O.B. i knew i would write something that would come back to bite me in the ass..the internets and making people look like asses one at a time.. thanks EDD for the reality check that everyone has beliefs...George Carlin said it the best; he was catholic till the age of reason... which i follow the same path being that Catholicism to me seems bat-shit crazy..being that i was manipulated for 8 years from K-7th..So i understand the evils of organized religion oh and no i was not an alter boy it cut into my power rangers in the morning one had to give....In reference to what i am getting from this thread is there is no God and this is all just one big cosmic coincidence? Now how much belief does that take? In the context that you put it sketch, FSM could be as real as Zeus, Apollo, Mars, or itchy and scratchy..That they are all manifestations of men but God is much more then that existence that being it interconnects everything within the universe. i am sure this last sentence will come back to me but oh well...What about a one celled micro-organism how does it live? or better yet how does it have life? i am guessing the logical answer would we don't have the technology to explain this phenomenon but i don't think that we will be able to ever produce the technology ....though as you can see this is not the first or the last time i will be proved wrong.... Sketch: where do i got to go to collect on that beer?

They fight! They bite!
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight!
Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

http://www.silverbox.com/krusty/ins2.html

I feel like I'm watching the Itchy and Scratchy Show...

It's like Sin City meets Itchy and Scratchy. What's not to love?

Thank you very much.

In reply to this comment by theaceofclubz:
Hey, I think http://www.videosift.com/video/Stab-a-Lot-The-Itchy-and-Scratchy-Musical died.

Hey, I think http://www.videosift.com/video/Stab-a-Lot-The-Itchy-and-Scratchy-Musical died.

In reply to your comment:
“http://www.videosift.com/video/worker-and-parasite-eastern-europes-version-of-itchy-and-scratchy”

http://www.videosift.com/video/worker-and-parasite-eastern-europes-version-of-itchy-and-scratchy

Thanks guys.
I'm always amazed how close some of these old cartoons are to Itchy and Scratchy