I love how the progressives got together and created the UN, and all the progressives cheered, and the UN created Israel, and Israel said "let's treat this like it's real", and had a democracy and invited everyone in to participate, but the poverty pimps said they wanted to be in charge, so the progressives sent them money, which they used to buy hookahs and rockets and decided to aim them at the Jews, who decided enough is enough and fought back, something they didn't do in WWII.

Now the progressives have their panties in a wad again and blame Israel for defending themselves.

I know my momma loves me
I know my poppa loves me
I know the camera loves me
I can tell my brother loves me
I know that Boston loves
And San Francisco loves me
I love the city back,
I just can't help it, it's so lovely

I'm in my lucky underwear, i'm feeling debonair
If it's a lonely trip to heaven, I'm already there
I'm in the bedroom i'm like stepping like I'm Fred Astaire
I make it happen, battlerapping at my Teddy Bear
When I was twelve I'd leave my door open a crack
afraid if getting busted sneaking porno on my mac
I guess I was a freak
Until I got caught last week
(who's been loving you?)
I was reading Booker T, I threw the book at me
I go for the lookers but they never look at me
I would get a hooker if I could unhook her bra
I'd be looking soft as soon as she took her top. off
let's go rolling in a broken winnebago
stop and smoke a bowl out of a hollowed out potato
It's hash now, but it's hash browns soon
(who's been loving you?)

I know that Jesus loves me
I know that buddha loves
The fucking easter Bunny
and the ghost of gandhi love me
I know that santa loves me
I think my Aunties love me
I know my Grandma loved me
she thought I was handsome trust me

this insanity, that's heredity
it's my family, we can let it be
wish I pretended that mom and dad are dead to me
But i love my dad, that motherfucker read to me
my first words were "where's the love?"
mad smug, assed up on a bearskin rug
fashodo, mom'll show you the photo
(who's been loving you?)
I do embarassing better
I could wear a pink sweater
with a pair of slick pleather pants
derelicte e-va-ry day and it's well known
that I hop off stage with my cell phone
fake a dropped call when everybody's near me
and shout "I love you mom!" so everybody hears me
I need to and true nothing new but
(who's been loving you?)

Even though I owe them money
I think it's pretty likely
that my whole family loves me
My lovers tend to like me
I know my homies love me
My teachers loved to hate me
The haters love to fuck with me
the fickle love me lately

I'm a percussionist. I never knew guitar
it's cheesy, but I'm stunting like a superstar
it's easy man I'm hopping out a moving car
call me weezy cause I'm coughing at the hookah bar
I don't do cigars, but I got hella game
I can make a lady out of styling gel and cellophane
so you can yell my name, I make the bed frame move
(who's been loving you?)
me and my better friends are heading to the town strip
if they don't let us in we'll never take roundtrip
because I took an hour picking out my outfit
and then I took another slicking down a cowlick
and I like house sitting, but fuck it now's different
I'm going out and there ain't a bouncer for cowtipping
So I'ma tear this joint up
And i'ma party till the hoofs point up
(who's been loving you?)

this is for Charles Barkley
This is for Poison Ivy
This it's for Draco Malfoy
And it's for Bill O'Reilly
This is for Ned Mencia
It's for the corporate lawyers
it's for the backseat drivers
And for my friend Ann Coulter

nice. i'm probably the best out of all my friends at smoke rings, especially with a hookah. i strive for this skill.

Oh and, by the way....I could give a fuck what they taught me in Texas grade, middle, and high schools concerning the Boston Tea Party.... never was one to study-Fuck the new history lesson blender-boy, Cenk, yer suit needs pressing, the hookahs' yer only hope-stop trying to teach people conditioned for the realm of the unteachable.

Down with government, means down with corporations miens down with unreasonable entities complicating the world, which means, complicit monkeys make the world a far worse place to traverse, which may mean, a cult of the self....Perhaps look not to TYT for a way to express the selfless self, dude.

Ok, NBC leaked it...must be newsworthy bullshit-Right??!! Why bring such tripe to a being entity's attention anyhoo? Afganistan is too fucking hopped up on exports to wage any kind of war with anything but a hookah anna ball a sticky!

"a report that was prepaired for military commanders...(otherwise known in real-time as, bullshit thug putty-fucks fed say-so to keep the Nazi ball a-rollin') "Goes to the heart"-CLICHE_NEWS FUCKS MAKING SHIT UP-..blah blah, Obama......."Untrained"?? "unmotivated??"....GO FUCKING FIGURE!...and dumbmotherfuckers voted for the fuck that does nothing to shut down the media..??!!...*grave sounding voice "Richard, thanks for your reporting..." Go fuck yourself, Richard!!

Fuck this news clip!..seee through it a drop a pair!

omg. I just found out there's an Ed Hardy hookah tobacco. Ouch. http://www.hookah-shisha.com/p-5714-Ed-Hardy-hookah-tobacco.html

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
For whatever reason, as of late, my spelling has suffered tremendously. I also get completely fucked up using there, their and they're now, interchanging them, as I'm sure my numerous posts will attest. I've also noticed that I'll skip words entirely, as if my brain is thinking to fast for me to type. And I don't know why either. It's almost as if my brain has said, "Well, if his fingers can't keep up, why should I have to slow down?"


Sounds like your brain doesn't like your new diet or something. Been hitting the ol' hookah?

I'm surprised the IRR don't count as "marines" once they've been activated and attached to a unit. Do reservists count? Either way, be as safe as situationally allowed, and be sure to pick up a nice hookah while you're there. =)

>.> May I suggest less hitting of the hookah sir?

>> ^SaNdMaN:
>> ^alien_concept:
Because there IS a fuckin H in it! Ahh been there before...

And Americans pronounce "r"s at the end of words, because there are fucking "r"s there.


So that's why my girlfriend never appreciates my Hookah = Prostitute jokes.

Mark my words though Fox News is going to bitch and whine for the next 4 years like they did when Clinton was in power. The 8 years of presidential worship are over.

Au contraire, liberal media "worship" of the Presidempty Suit started YEARS ago. Why, they practically ran The One's campaign!

If you think after 8 years of the atrocious way the libmedia treated Bush you're going to get a free pass for the socialist Kenyan, then give me a hit off that hookah of yours!

*drugs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rabbit_(song)


One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head

Most hookah smokers smoke using flavored tobacco, it is also possible to smoke hookah herbs which are 100% tobacco free.

>> ^gwiz665:
A Bong! Damn hippies!

A BONG? A Bong?!?!
gwiz, that's a hookah. Look it up. For smoking shisha. (My favorite is the stuff from Saudi Arabia, lemon flavored or the double apple...nice taste.) Used mostly when we have guests.

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Beautiful - I wish we could afford to live here. We're off to Chinatown for some dimsum, then an afternoon swim. The water's great.

In reply to this comment by laura:
thank you, Brian! How's Hawaii???

In reply to this comment by dag:
Wow - I dream of a Sift space like this. Nice hookah btw.