I was in 7th grade math class. One of my classmates who had smuggled a radio and headphones under his hoodie told me. I didn't believe him at first.

Could it be that these women saw a ninja movie one day, and thought "Hey, we're all wearing black hoodies just like these ninjas here, might as well learn the rest of the trick then." ?

A: wearing a hoodie
B: wearing an undershirt thingy.

Round 1
0:00-0:10 - B tries several 1-2 combinations, but poor footwork and punching technique result in misses.
0:10-0:18 - A shows good distance control, but poor footwork leaves him backed against the door. Slipping and circling to his right would have been a better option.
0:18-0:27 - A and B both try to counter straight/wobbly right hands with their own right hands. Poor technique in general displayed by both. Establishing a stiff jab would have been a better option for both.
0:27-0:35 - Unable to land any strikes, both A and B separate and regroup. End of Round 1. 10-9 B for driveway control and generalship.
0:36-1:04 - Between rounds we get some back story to the confrontation which involves theft of illicit property. We also learn of A's prefight illness, and B's lack of compassion.

Round 2
1:03-1:08 - Clearly motivated, A comes out swinging, with B looking to counterstrike. B is smart to allow A to close distance rather than try to chase him down like in round 1.
1:08-1:13 - Drawing A in, B is able to counter a lunging right hand with a right hand of his own. Poor footwork by A combined with a quick followup shot by B leads to a knockdown.
1:13-1:18 - B tries to land punches before establishing a solid top position. A is able to sweep B with a quick roll. B should have concentrated on establishing his base first. 'Position before submission' is a better idea. A ends up securing side position.
1:18-1:35 - A shows excellent patience, as B expends too much energy attempting strikes from the inferior position. An armbar is available at 1:22, but A elects not to attempt it. The sequence ends with A executing a knee-over pass to full mount.
1:35-2:15 - A maintains mount, but B's lack of grappling is matched only by A's lack of conditioning. B removes A's hoodie. Multiple armbars are available, but A does not capitalize.
2:16-2:20 - B is able to execute a bump-and-roll (upa) sweep, landing in A's guard. A does well to control B's posture. An introductory lesson at their local Brazilian jiu jitsu school would have been a good option for both A and B.
2:20-3:07 - B tries landing strikes from the guard, but poor posture makes them ineffectual. A goes with an open guard, but a total lack of hip movement makes submissions unlikely. The sequence ends with an illegal groin strike.
3:07-4:12 - Too much talking. I have a feeling they may not be wearing the required mouth guards. At 3:27 a dog barks.
4:12-4:25 - A attempts an omoplata, but forgets to hook B's arm. This general lack of control allows B to strike A. A goes to turtle position.
4:25-4:37 - B attempts to take A's back, but does not secure the over/under or the hooks. As A stands up, B goes for an elevated (flying?) crucifix, but B counters it by dumping A on his head.
4:37-4:55 - With B on his back and A standing, A attempts multiple torino passes, but is unable to get to side position.
4:55-5:19 - Round 2 ends, but A shows a lack of sportsmanship by threatening to spit on B. 10-9 A.
Result: 19-19 Draw.

Note: I suspect this may not have been a sanctioned Amateur MMA event.

TL;DR: At 3:27 a dog barks.

Aww shucks! Thanks! I, too, like how happy it is. It made me smile to look at it, so I finally replaced the Magrite.

In reply to this comment by AdrianBlack:
I love your picture!!
What an adorable little happy face tucked in a hoodie!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
I changed mine to my face on a whim the other day. I had my hoodie bunched and tied tight.

I love your picture!!
What an adorable little happy face tucked in a hoodie!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
I changed mine to my face on a whim the other day. I had my hoodie bunched and tied tight.

>> ^UsesProzac:

I changed mine to my face on a whim the other day. I had my hoodie bunched and tied tight.


Cute.

I changed mine to my face on a whim the other day. I had my hoodie bunched and tied tight.

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In reply to this comment by bamdrew:
*Dead to me

>> ^griefer_queafer:

I couldn't agree more with Genji. This video is hilarious and so true. These kids are enlightened--ahead of their time! Is it really suprising to these parents that a kid with a mohawk and a kid with a hoodie on inside are going to respond less-than-enthusiastically to this news? They're wise to the sitch. in any case, Dick's house is probably way better than lions with bedsores and lame ass space mountain. Walt Disney invented fucking false american populism. He was a disgustingly reactionary bastard who wanted kids to grow up KNOWING that everything outside of a capitalist system was hell. Fuck him and his 'vision'. Still, those turkey legs are pretty amazing though, huh? Too bad they are 20 dollars a piece.


I've actually heard that the turkey legs we love so much are actually emu half of the time. A carnie told me that, so take it with a grain of salt or not.

I couldn't agree more with Genji. This video is hilarious and so true. These kids are enlightened--ahead of their time! Is it really suprising to these parents that a kid with a mohawk and a kid with a hoodie on inside are going to respond less-than-enthusiastically to this news? They're wise to the sitch. in any case, Dick's house is probably way better than lions with bedsores and lame ass space mountain. Walt Disney invented fucking false american populism. He was a disgustingly reactionary bastard who wanted kids to grow up KNOWING that everything outside of a capitalist system was hell. Fuck him and his 'vision'. Still, those turkey legs are pretty amazing though, huh? Too bad they are 20 dollars a piece.

Ok, show of hands, how many of you also wear boxers and a hoodie to play?

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He totally should've started playing with his hand through the hoodie pocket during the kangaroo part.

Also, this wasn't as good as the others =\ Upvote anyway, though.

Mashable on the Facebook hoodie insignia:

http://mashable.com/2010/06/04/facebook-insignia/