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Golden eagle attacks 8 yo girl
As in “14 cops surrounded my car, lights and sirens blaring, guns drawn, but it didn’t phase me, I’m a honey badger.”?
That usage is already in my lexicon.
...and we all know honey badgers just - - wonder how long 'till that becomes an argot of a generation?
Golden eagle attacks 8 yo girl
...and we all know honey badgers just - - wonder how long 'till that becomes an argot of a generation?
An accurate representation of what happens when I play Far Cry 4. It's either that or the fucking Honey Badgers.
Golden eagle attacks 8 yo girl
An accurate representation of what happens when I play Far Cry 4. It's either that or the fucking Honey Badgers.
Squirrel jumps on UPS delivery man
I gotta squirrel story.
So when I lived in Mountain View, for Christ only knows what reason, the idiots in charge of power put this big-ass transformer thing on the corner of my property. The thing hummed with menace and I knew that shit wasn't right. But I didn't worry none because there was a big green metal cover over it that provided the same protection against horrendous death that a box of Kleenex would have provided the World Trade Center on 9/11.
One day, I'm standing on my balcony and drinking a beer. I mighta been stoned, too, only there's no 'mighta' that day. I'm watching the whorehouse across the street (really) and generally buzzing when I see a squirrel on the lawn. I hate squirrels. A motherfucking squirrel ate my bar fridge and fucked me outta the $50 I was selling it for on Craigslist (really).
Anyway, I got this longneck of Bud in hand and I'm working out whether I can brain the goddamn rodent with it when the neighbor's cat come rippin' ass from under the balcony and goes after Skippy.
Well here's some amusement!
The squirrel is running for it's pointless life and the cat is banking like a F-16 chasing an Iraqi MIG and I've already got $10 down on the kitty with a $3 over/under. I already know how this was gonna end and I was rootin' for it every step of the way.
Only it didn't.
The goddamn squirrel found the ONE way to get under that green metal cover I mentioned previously. The cat stops in amazement and I'm all pissed because I've been gypped outta Wild Kingdom's money shot.
A second later there's a flash like Ivy Mike going off from under the cover and an a concussive BOOM!! The fucking cover blasts off like a Space-X project gone horribly wrong -- or, in this case, delightfully right.
The cat jumps like 5 feet in the air and an arc of turds flies outta its butt, the cover returns to earth as a traffic hazard in the middle of Latham St., and the squirrel is basically vaporized. And now I'm the happiest motherfucker in Mountain View because dude, that shit was AWESOME!
I call out, "Babe! You won't believe what just happened!" 'cause you gotta totally share shit like that.
Then I realized everything is TOTALLY silent, like Little House on the Fucking Prairie silent.
"The power's out," my wife responds.
And it STAYED out for like two goddamn days while the putzes from the power company had to rewire pretty much everything that blew up.
Honey Badger didn't give a shit because Honey Badger'd copped an oz right before this shit happened. And as Fat Freddy taught us, "Dope will get you through times of no power better than power will get you through times of no dope." Or some shit like that. I dunno, I'm totally fucking baked right now.
Cow in the Pool, THERE IS A COW IN THE POOL
I thought the Honey Badger guy did it better.
Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other
Honey Badgers are now on Grimace levels of immortality.
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Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other
All of em just better watch out because Honey Badgers dont give a fuck...
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Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other
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Badger song, screaming goat edition
Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy on that post.
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (New Voiceover)
Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy on that post.
Python, Honey Badger & Jackals Fight Each Other
Badger song, screaming goat edition has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.
The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (New Voiceover) has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.
Honey Badger Rescues Her Baby from Leopard
I would agree with you if the little guy was not also a Honey Badger.
Honey Badger. The Chuck Norris of the Mustelidae world.
Although, I would say that baby honey badger is still in a world of hurt and might not make it.
Honey Badger Rescues Her Baby from Leopard
Because Honey Badgers don't give a fuck...