God is pleased by your sacrifice. He would have preferred a stoning, a maiming, or other human offering... But definitely some high fives at the Pearly Gates for you.

That was so intense. I think I counted 4 missed high fives during the celebration. I'm betting that room has an auto Febreeze dispenser in it.

>> ^fjules:

Thanks, because it was hard to hear what they say.
>> ^Payback:

On the off chance you are deaf...
Teacher: "STOP TALKING!!" smashes violin, breaks bow
Teacher: stands for a moment, asks "Do you know what day it is?"
Broken Violin Kid: "April 1st?"
Class: Much laughter as they realize they've been had... unlike fjules. High fives and cake.
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Oh, how witty! Maybe just answer my comment, geek. I'm not English btw.
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Ditto especially when one is deaf like me!

That "hello" was more impressive than the high five! =o)

>> ^budzos:

A big high five to this lady. Doesn't look a day past 90 either.


as small as a difference as that would seem, i actually kinda agree with you. would never guess she was 101.

A big high five to this lady. Doesn't look a day past 90 either.

Elliott Morgan and Lee Newton! High five! Ker-pow!>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Who are these annoying people and why are they shouting at me?

Additionally, Venice is awesome but NEVER go in the summer. It's super hot & humid, which means the canals stink (because they're also the city sewers), and it is CRAZY crowded with tourists. Go in the off season. Everything is just as beautiful, but you'll actually get to enjoy it. >> ^raverman:

For any considering it. DON'T bother planning the tower of Pisa in to your trip.
It's a depressing little trap town. It really isn't that interesting or unique when you're there. You won't have a good time, and you wont 'remember it fondly forever'.
You'll remember how disappointed you were and that you saw better churches and towers and this sucked you in because of famous bad architecture and tourists all getting in each other's photos. If you do have to go, don't make the mistake of thinking you'll stay a night and see the town. It's basically a ghetto bus stop of regrets.
Book 5 nights in the Ci
nque Terre and a further 3 nights in Sorrento instead and tell me this wasn't the best advice i ever gave you.

The possibility! You could probably rack up the most amount of international high-fives ever!

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>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^Sepacore:
Wow Sultan, way to get your gene's out there.
Why so much hating on poor Sultan, they make him out to be an irresponsible sexual predator when he's just doing his natural biologically-driven thing, which is being a irresponsible sexual predator.
The options as i see it are: freedom/ignore-issue, sterilize/cut off balls, sex-education lessons, imprison/house cat, terminate or relocate to government funded cat-ladies.
Solution: roll a die per cat and see what fate the cat gets.

You forgot a bag and a river or ol' uncle .22


lol, being a cat lover I thought it better to cover all the potential methods for that general group of dealings under a single word, as the list of creative options ranging from ironically-funny to disturbing-cruel could fill a book.

I say, put them in front of a sex ed video of cool cats with top hats taking drugs and going to sex clubs, where by they contract STD's.. if that doesn't sort out those slutty felines, then it's probably because they're cats..

321 kitteh's.. i so want to high-five that guy

Did you all notice how it say's the owner is worse, and yet they still come to the conclusion we should have at the cat? Apply that logic to other circumstances.

>> ^Jinx:

I am fluent in Guild Wars, so I can understand a little WoW. Its like Spanish and Italian, you can sort of understand each other but it won't make a great conversation. I always loved talking with my bro about BroodWar in front of my parents.
Now im gonna be real obscure: "Scout took a meatshot in shithouse, Sollies jump on their train and spam choke. Somebody watch reset, I'm getting on spire."
ps. If you got that then high five. If you're also a girl then where the fuck have you been all my life.


TF2 woot!

I am fluent in Guild Wars, so I can understand a little WoW. Its like Spanish and Italian, you can sort of understand each other but it won't make a great conversation. I always loved talking with my bro about BroodWar in front of my parents.

Now im gonna be real obscure: "Scout took a meatshot in shithouse, Sollies jump on their train and spam choke. Somebody watch reset, I'm getting on spire."

ps. If you got that then high five. If you're also a girl then where the fuck have you been all my life.

I think its more of a pumped up acknowledgment that he is a bad-ass mofo dunking machine(it's the new high five or butt slap)!
>> ^deathcow:

it seemed to piss off his own teammate?

Nice high five attempt at the end there