I've grown incredible weed in my closet with minimal effort and a few shop lights. The first time I did it I didn't sex them correctly and wound up with a hermaphrodite that gave me seeds guaranteed to be female. It isn't complicated though. It grows like a fucking ... weed.

Anyway, I think there's been more than enough time to change the title. I've avoided downvoting, but I'm sticking this in *lies, because the title is complete bullshit.

As a Canadian, I am somewhat embarrassed over my countrymen's reaction to the inane ramblings of this one-legged hermaphroditic pedophile.



(edit) apologies in advance to all the one-legged hermaphrodites on the sift.

^If Hitler and Thatcher conceived a child together, I would name the baby Thatler (If it were a boy) or Hitcher (If it were a girl). If it were a hermaphrodite, I'd name it blankfist and sell it to a circus.

The question that I'm asking though, is should they be allowed to marry?

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
It is a good question. Hermaphrodites, as far as I know, can only legally be a man or a woman with the other's parts.

I have sympathy for transgendered people who feel trapped by their sexuality like that, but I don't think society should have to pay for their operations.


In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
What about a hermaphrodite that gender-identifies themself as a woman and wants to marry a man? Is that cool?

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
One man, one woman: the official partnership of marriage and the ideal arrangement. Everyone else: gays, cohabitants, polygamists, polyandrists, robosexuals, transspecies-lovers and cult communes should all be allowed similar rights via contracts approaching the ideal, but official marriage should remain reserved for the aforementioned couple.

The reason a society can even exist is because it holds certain values above others. Make every type of union equal to marriage and all become equally worthless.

>> ^quantumushroom:
One man, one woman: the official partnership of marriage and the ideal arrangement. Everyone else: gays, cohabitants, polygamists, polyandrists, robosexuals, transspecies-lovers and cult communes should all be allowed similar rights via contracts approaching the ideal, but official marriage should remain reserved for the aforementioned couple.
The reason a society can even exist is because it holds certain values above others. Make every type of union equal to marriage and all become equally worthless.


What about a hermaphrodite that gender-identifies themself as a woman and wants to marry a man? Is that cool?

I know, it may make no sense. That is because I am not a true religious values voter. Thus, I have absolutely no morality and I am ultimately destined for Hell(tm). At this juncture it is pointless for me to refrain from making fun of religion. If I stop now, I am still going to Hell(tm)

If I am to suffer an eternity being tortured by the big cloven hoofed red-guy(tm) with horns and a pitch fork, I might as well go out in an intense blaze fueled by fiery brimstone, dragged tooth an nail by Beelzebub and his Quasit army into the depths of the nine hells. I suspect the Leprechauns living in the upper levels of the underworld just below my tulip patch will laugh... teary eyed... at me, as I swoop past them when the Earth opens to claim it's luscious, juicy prize.

After the first decade, both the tortured soul and the demons must become rather bored. Rather repetitive it must be to torture the same person over and over and over again. After a while it just becomes monotonous and not unlike working for the Department of Public Works. Nowhere as exciting as teaching 'Exorcism 101' at the Vatican, or 'How To Maintain 21 Virgins And Have Sex With Them Too' as taught at so many Madrassa around the Middle East.

I suspect Hell must be quite a heavily populated place. Especially with the Earth's population increasing to FAR beyond what it was 6000 years ago. A full 6.6 billion strong! Though as the entire universe is only 6000 years old, they most certainly must have planned ahead to reserve plenty of real estate. They will be fine I am certain. Considering the Earth's diameter is quite a large 12,756.1 km. As a result, we can further calculate the Earth's Volume, which is 1,097,509,500,000,000,000,000 cubic meters. Taking that into account we have PLENTY of fire and brimstone for ALL! Plenty of room in Hell(tm) I say! At least I won't be in cramped quarters. Plenty of room for a few US military bases, and a Pentecostal Church. Demons just LOVE speaking in tongues. Being forked and all, they are quite adept at the language.

Peace.


>> ^MarineGunrock:
No, I say it because just about every one of your comments has something to do with insulting Christians - even on videos that have nothing to do with religion.
In reply to this comment by honkeytonk73:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
You really are a hateful sumbitch.
In reply to this comment by honkeytonk73:
Voter disenfranchising in the name of JEEEESUS. All for the sake of maintaining 'values voter' superiority. Christian morality at it's finest I say.


I probably should not have singled out values voters as being solely Christian. I apologize as that is wholly not fair in the least. Though those not able to speak to invisible magical friends simply have no values, so apparently they cannot be taken into consideration.
I wouldn't call myself hateful (others may and have the right to do so). Rather, I consider myself to be equally unbound by any form of deistic superstition among the hundreds which currently exist and the greater number which has existed in the past.
To elaborate, for those who have interest:
Each superstition in their own right is -entirely- correct in that they are the 'one' true faith. Everyone is correct, as it makes perfect sense. It is also politically correct to roll over and agree that everyone is equally deluded. Life is simpler that way is it not?
So now... I will now go bathe in the Lake of Fire(tm) for my sins, wherever that may be. I'll be sure to let everyone know if fire can exist in a liquid form... though I highly suspect it will be a lake of superheated plasma, rather than fire. In that case, I suspect the environment in hell is of quite high pressure.
The typical maximum pressure at which the human body can maintain life is measurable scientifically. On the other hand.. the non-corporeal 'spirit' with zero nerve endings, could potentially withstand infinite pressure. But then what would be the point? With no nerves, can one have pain? So what is the purpose of torture then? Maybe the big red horned guys just insult the damned denizens over and over again... and that is how they torture.
These are such insults I suspect I will endure in the various supposed afterlives:
"No your mother is NOT Aphrodite, I said a HERMAPHRODITE you nincompoop!"
"Your hair is as big as Tammy Fae Bakker and your eyelashes help you fly!"
"You smell like an all too lonely Arabian goat herder!"
"Your mother was a priestess of Lesbos!"
"Your real father was Pan, your momma got rammed darn good eh Mr coven hooves?"
I shall update everyone from Hell(tm) when I arrive. I hope they have broadband. Watch, one torture is to only provide a 300 baud inernet connection. Upper case text only. TRS-80 COCO!!

Hermaphrodite's play games too.

Eww. You're half hispanic-black?

In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Good. This is better. I see now I have at least gotten my point across.

Thank you for listening.

Your homosexual, half hispanic-black, half muslim-jewish, hermaphrodite friend,

MH.

Good. This is better. I see now I have at least gotten my point across.

Thank you for listening.

Your homosexual, half hispanic-black, half muslim-jewish, hermaphrodite friend,

MH.

This video is hate. I am not pulling the 'antisemitic card' because you think I am Jewish. I see this for what it is and I am DISGUSTED that you are defending it.

This video makes several unfounded claims that promote a view that both antisemitic and encourages hate.

This should not be promoted on the sift in a positive light just like videos encouraging sexism, racism, and homophobia should not received positively on this site by this community.

Oh, and this is not the first time I have pitched a fit. The last time was video that was extremely sexist, and the time before that one that was antimuslim, and before that it was homophobic.

So by your prescription I am a gay, black, hispanic, muslim, jewish, hermaphrodite. Do you see how ridiculous your last comment is?

>> ^drattus:
24 hours of light a day makes pot on steroids? Nope. It makes lots of leaves but no buds, little potency and little worth to anyone. Pot only flowers with about 12 hours of total darkness a night. Interrupt or cut it short and you screw the grow. They should have mentioned that somewhere too.
That was some of the most fantasy filled, fact free reporting I've seen on the subject in a while though I'll admit to not watching FOX, so maybe that explains it.


there we go, Alright, someone did there homework, thats why you don't work for fox.


PS, I have grown some pretty damn good marijuana outdoors, its all about the genetics and what th plant prefers. Some weed (mostly sativa) hates 24 hours a day, it stresses the strain out causes it to stretch,and turn hermaphrodite

I don't think you're a bigot Gorgon. At least, not while you're just trying to open a discussion. I can't say that I support marriage to animals or inanimate objects but I don't have a problem with same-sex marriage at all. I don't think there's a rule on the books anywhere, in America at least, that says, "If two people are going to marry, one must have a penis and one must have a vagina."

The argument that marriage propogates the species is pretty tired. (and I'm not saying that you made that argument) A lot of people use it though and it falls flat after a little discussion. If people can't produce children at all, shouldn't they still be allowed to marry? And what about hermaphrodites? They really do exist you know. Can someone with an underdeveloped penis and vagina marry a woman if they too identify themselves with that gender? Is someone going to measure their organs to make sure that one is larger or dominant?

I don't know why you're opposed to same sex marriage because you didn't really say. But most of the arguments I've heard for being opposed to it can easily be countered in my experience.

That being said, I agree with you that our country's laws need to be created out of the democratic process. The only issue I see here though, is that part of me thinks that it should already be everyone's right. There's no law that says it shouldn't be everyone's right is there? If there is, can you name it? Isn't it already the right of everyone to marry whomever they choose?

When black people got the right to vote, did we have to all vote on it, or did we just all agree that they had always had the right? Really, I don't know the history there.

I think Jessie Ventura said it best:

"Love is bigger than govornment. Who the hell are we as a government to tell people who they can fall in love with? I think it's absurd, the fact (that) it's even being debated. We can solve the problem simply: government only acknowledges civil unions. Then you don't have to put your sex down. Let the churches acknowledge marriage."

Are we talking hermaphrodite/shemale pr0n now?

Ok, look, I enjoy staring at Jessica Alba staring at me as much as the next guy/girl/hermaphrodite, but why is this a good cause exactly?

I'll upvote, don't get me wrong, but I don't get what's the cause here

Rotty:
There could be some hermaphrodites that watch.