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Fisheries policy, like the agricultural policy, is all about individual countries trying to protect the jobs of their people. Too many short term politicians pandering to their electorate result in too many short term decisions against the long term sustainability of our fisheries, which we're really going to need come 2050 when the world population hits 9 billion.

Fishermen are still behaving like hunters roaming further and further afield when they can't find fish locally, instead of acting like responsible farmers who have to protect their land if they want it to continue producing food. Except that irresponsible farmers are over-using fertilizers and herb/pesticides which are washing off into the ocean, some of which act like fish hormones decreasing their ability to reproduce, and others create oxygen depleted algal blooms in which fish can't live.

Sometimes I wish I had an orbital ion cannon and a C&C interface to the world. Then we'd see who makes stupid decisions on my watch...

>> ^quantumushroom:

According to wikipedia, bearnaise is "a sauce made of clarified butter emulsified in egg yolks and flavored with herbs".
It is not made of bears and mayonnaise.


Someone has obviously tampered with the article.

LIES!
>> ^quantumushroom:

According to wikipedia, bearnaise is "a sauce made of clarified butter emulsified in egg yolks and flavored with herbs".
It is not made of bears and mayonnaise.

According to wikipedia, bearnaise is "a sauce made of clarified butter emulsified in egg yolks and flavored with herbs".

It is not made of bears and mayonnaise.

Yay for magic... who needs evidence anyway?

And everyone knows that herbal medicines aren't chemicals, and aren't dangerous. May I suggest hemlock, amanita muscaria, and poison ivy as fine examples of the safety of herbal medicines?

I'm definitely not a fan of the pharma companies, but come on...this shit's just claiming that herbs = good, and that just ain't being honest.

you need more "herbs" my friend.

I most certainly would have been burned at the stake, had I lived at that time. I treat my family with herbs, before I rush them off to the doctor. I have helped other women give birth at home. I have had an abortion and practise birth control. What's interesting to me, living in modern times, is that even though I will not be burned at the stake for doing these things, if I was a devout catholic, I would still be considered a sinner and as a herbalist, I sometimes suffer the derision of people who do not see herbs as valid medicine. I don't think we are so far away from those times, after all.

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2 large carrots, diced
2 medium onions, diced
3 sticks celery, chopped
2 sprigs thyme
3 sprigs rosemary
1 cup all-purpose flour for dredging
2 pints Guinness stout
3 cups "Bea" stock (can substitute cow-stock if Bea stock is unavailable)
1 small "Bea", cut into bite-sized cubes

Salt and Pepper to taste

Dredge "Bea" chunks in flour, sautee in hot pan until brown on all sides.
Add onion, carrots and celery, sautee until onions start to clarify.
Add hot "Bea" stock, Guiness and herbs to pan, heat to a high simmer.
Reduce heat, cover and simmer until "Bea" is fork tender- approx. 1 to 1.5 hours.
Uncover and simmer until thick.

Serve with mashed potatoes and plenty of Guinness.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Would work perfectly for a herb garden, though.

So with you on the sauce. When I was with my Korean girlfriend, I found mondu to be quite different flavor-wise. I think mondu tends to have different stuff in it, like cellophane noodles and some sort of herb or vegetation that made it different. Not my favorite, but still good. I'm pretty much obsessed with stuffed dumplings in all of it's forms from the pasties of northern Michigan, to Empenadas, to my beloved potstickers and gyoza.

Crap... Now I'm starving for some good dim sum.

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Gullible sifters! I could be the joseph fritzl of brazil and you´d be all gooey, "he is so nice."
I´d spit in your roast, but it would likely be enough to put off the roasting fire and you´d never figure out how to make the "magic heat that bites" again. Morons.

Now, mano a mano:

Laura, the BBQ Wolverine image you´ve posted is so bizarre it makes me want to roast myself. Better, to self-immolate. twice.

Thinker247, yeah two favorite memories. In your face, you who can only think of peggedbeas´s dry vagina, Dags waxworks and child molesting. No, that´s three memories. you win.

Blankfist you are a fake. We know you are the picture model for the goatsee and as such you never grunt when taking a dump. or even notice it.

Rougy, we may clean motels now, but we also invented them motels. We did. And your mother was there.

Inflatablevagina, you are so cute trying to be mean, I´ll help you out. Worse than pompous, both of my cats names are bad puns. (Meaow-Tse and the "Laconic" one who would only say "mee" instead of "meaow").So please execrate me as puns are humour´s low-life white trash cousins.

Ornothron, wow, now THERE is some research and effort! Congrats on the trainee who did your job. Having my fraudulent narcisistic ways exposed by a mechanical bird´s apprentice is the moon landing to my neil armstrong. And yes, it is excruciating reading through you people´s comments in order to find even one worth mentioning.

Gwiz, because you like futurama, I won´t mention your excessive concern about my body hair.

Therealblankman, except for choggie all roastees were chosen by god. So if you pray hard maybe He will listen to your high pitched whining.

Haldaug, yes, I masturbate to furry porn. but cmon, you and your wife are so hot!

Peggedbea, those were your titties covered in shit? No wonder it all seemed so normal I didn´t know the roast had even started.

kulpims, you can be the mother of my next daughter.

Choggie, when I said gullible sifters I meant you. Also you should know that when you scream fuck you we hear "good morning"

Don Juan, jump off the bridge, dont jump off the bridge, you guys please make up your mind already so i can mindlessly follow, wtf.

Dotdude, the only place I´d fear a candiru is inside my urethra, whereas spiders are scary everywhere. Also the Amazon River is closer geographically to your new orleans house than mine in sao paulo.

Rottenseed, after I wipe my tears I´ll tell you that at least (or even) blankfist know we speak portuguese, not spanish. And if I was fritzl dressed as santa you´d sit on my lap.

MrFisk, or should I say "imelda marcos", I may lure young single moms to my moms basement but you are the guy who marries them afterwards.

Lann, it was great that you put my two best memories together, thanks. Now someone explain to this "person" what is a roast.

So that is it.
Thanks for the roast, morons!

Now, Laura, you promissed I´d be tied up and filled with herbs.
never fail me again, ok?

and "Mr jester", these pitiful crowdlings dont have enough venom, so please make your dice choose easier prey for the next roast, such as Hitler
(Godwin´s law does not aplly here)