change the title.. what a shitty comedianne who can't even compete with a heckler.

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>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^EMPIRE:
I really don't get why you all think this is an awesome comeback. It's just so damn obvious.
That and "well, it may have been my first time, but your mamma sure didn't complain".
Unimpressive. And english isn't even my native tongue.

It's a decent come back if issued within 5 seconds, crowd was loud so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
There is absolutely no way you'd have come anywhere even CLOSE to a comeback as good as the one he issued. This is the equivalent of seeing the "old dude beats down 5 thugs" video and saying 'lol i did that vs. 6 guys'. I mean really - shhhhhhhh.


Sorry, but the guy'scomeback is as good as a "that's what she said".
When I first watched the video, I guessed roughly what he was going to say before he said it. So yeah... it's a pretty bad comeback and highly unoriginal.

>> ^EMPIRE:

I really don't get why you all think this is an awesome comeback. It's just so damn obvious.
That and "well, it may have been my first time, but your mamma sure didn't complain".
Unimpressive. And english isn't even my native tongue.


It's a decent come back if issued within 5 seconds, crowd was loud so i'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

There is absolutely no way you'd have come anywhere even CLOSE to a comeback as good as the one he issued. This is the equivalent of seeing the "old dude beats down 5 thugs" video and saying 'lol i did that vs. 6 guys'. I mean really - shhhhhhhh.

>> ^LooiXIV:

For some bizarre I read "Comedian" as "Canadian"...(hmmm I'm Canadian)...


I'm not Canadian, but I suffered from the same cognitive oversight.

I took "glad you remember" to mean, largely in part from the tone he delivered it in, that he's implying she's such a slut that he's surprised (and glad) that she remembered him specifically, y'know, being such a sex-crazed whore and all with so many different partners. Not just the easy "yeah, and it was YOU (or your mama)...ZIIIING" type of comeback. Although even them, it's still a pretty straightforward and obvious heckler slam.

I could be reading way too far into things though...

If brevity is the soul of wit, then "glad you remembered" is 20 times better than "well, it may have been my first time, but your mamma sure didn't complain.">> ^EMPIRE:

I really don't get why you all think this is an awesome comeback. It's just so damn obvious.
That and "well, it may have been my first time, but your mamma sure didn't complain".
Unimpressive. And english isn't even my native tongue.

No, He absolutely says "Glad you remember!"
I don't know what difficulty other people are having with the audio, My system plays the audio quite clearly.

>> ^wolfiends:

he says "but I do remember," not "Glad you remember."

>> ^sepatown:

nah, way to long a pause to be 'awesome'.


I wouldn't have said 'owned' or in fact 'awesome'. But I upvoted anyway....not sure why.

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>> ^HugeJerk:

Comedian "The first time I had sex..."
Heckler "Yesterday?"
Comedian "Glad you remember."


Wasn't there more at the end?

Comedian "The first time I had sex..."
Heckler "Yesterday?"
Comedian "Glad you remember."

The point. You miss it.
>> ^nanrod:

Since when does answering your phone constitute heckling