You don't understand what 'intelligent designer' means.

1) God (from the point of view of a Christian)
2) A sentient being whom has designed something (from the point of view of science)
3) A skilled designer (from a literal point of view)

Renounce democracy and repent, godless liberals. Accept the market as your personal lord and savior and it shall self regulate. Thus sayeth the Fist of Nothingness! Hallelujah!

But wait! GOD gave us this planet and it is our domain to be used as we see fit - the animals, plants, and resources are gifts to man... and we are made in his image, thus we ARE him, so anything we do is HOLY and justified, hence we really can't screw up, for our actions are blessed from upon high,....unless you happen to be muslim, then you are stupid, and sitteth upon our OIL. We cannot harm our god-bequeathed domain, for it is blasphemy to think otherwise. We are simply following HIS plan. For to believe that we are petty, arrogant, fucktards destroying the planet like a giant wrecking ball is to believe that HE is a giant fucktard as well, and this is dimming to GOD's pleasing light, shining forthwtih from his loins. Alas, for this planet is OURS and we must be fruitful, multiply, dominate all species, and spread the truth..., and enormous shit-piles, among the phillistines, for they are sinners. alackaday, alas, hallelujah, behold!

>> ^blankfist:

I guess it's better than if it were raining men.


Hallelujah.

Oh God, that's a LOLer! I feel the Holy Spirit filling my voice box with laughter again and again. Hallelujah!

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Great find. It seems like it was much easier to speak openly and honestly about money and poverty in those days. The poor have no voice these days.


Yeah they do motherfucker....right here, right now!!

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Not exactly the sort of man to inspire hallelujahs, he's more of the "good god what's that!" type. But... Close enough.

It's rainin' men! Hallelujah!

As she slowly lifted up her skirt, the men of the town were horrified to see...the Holy Mother's knee. As the Puritans started the fire at the stake baby Golden Jesus screamed, "Hallelujah! Joyful, joyful, we adore bargains at Madison's fine clothing emporium!" And at that moment the sky opened wide, spilling forth gold, frankincense and blood.

AMEN.

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Hallelujah!!!

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Poolcleaner, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the chickens wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

This is necessary --
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>> ^StukaFox:
Does anyone even remotely realize what Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is actually about?


the rise and fall of David

Does anyone even remotely realize what Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" is actually about?