Got some Iggy Azalea and some White Stripes in there...

Not bad stuff, though a bit limited, understandably.

"Opening for Blue Man Group... Put your hands together for Hairy Ginger Solo!"

er... uh...

TWO

TWO things that cats and Russians have in comm TWO

No, wait.

Their behaviour is largely incomprehensible

THREE! THREE thin...

They're both hairy

FOUR! FO

A lot of them are called "Bear"

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oh frig it

I'd show him my beary-hairy chest and he'd be like "It's cool bro, same team. No drama!" and move along peacefully.

Why on earth would anyone underestimate a hairy beast with horns that weighs 2000 lbs?

Heroic? So, some river boarder sees a squirrel on a rock and thinks: "awww, how cute. I'm going to go over there and see if he needs help, because clearly he couldn't have gotten there on his own by swimming. Hey little buddy, you want a ride on my extremely non-natural looking piece of flotation device, something which doesn't exist in your environment."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. Terrifying man-thing. It's going to eat me. I just came out to this rock to wait while I gathered up my energy to swim the rest of the way across the river and some monster slithered down the river and emerged, all yellow and black and hairy looking. Leave me alone, vile beast! Curse you!"

"You look scared little squirrel, are you afraid of the water? Here, get on my board. Come on. I'll move a little closer to you to make sure you get on. Stop backing away."

"OH NO! He is moving in for the kill, quick, where can I run! Ha, the silly monster can't swim up river, I shall go there! I shall jump to that rock with the fast moving water on it and show this evil monster how squirrels swim. That will show him not to mess with my kind!"

*JUMP*

"Glub Glub. Blargh, this is turning out to be much harder than I thought. Ahhhh, glub glub."

"Oh no, the little guy jumped in the river again. I'll just swim over and save him from his ultimate demise. Silly guy, why did he do that? I was offering him a ride, why didn't he understand that was what I was doing?"

"Glub glub; AAAAAHH, it's coming closer. I am doomed. Farewell cruel world, I knew thee not long but I loved thee so well."

"Gotcha. Here, take a ride on my board. That's better, isn't it little guy? Here, I'll bring you to shore."

"Wah! You have trapped me! Are you going to take me back to your friends to feast on me together? Wait. What is this thing? What magics be this? How does this trap float so well. It must be made of some sort of advanced tree structure that only the giants know how to grow. I am tempted to jump back in the river but I am certain you will catch me again and my energy will have been wasted. No, I will play the possum and wait for my moment. Yes, just when you think you have got me, I shall spring away to safety. Silly giants, they do not know anything. You are bringing me closer to shore, yes. Closer. Closer. *Jump* Hahahahhahaha. Silly giant, now I am up a tree, you will never catch me. Of course, you could have avoided all of this by leaving me alone! Next time, don't waste both of our time and energy by trying to catch a squirrel, we are too smart for you giant monsters!"

"There you go little buddy, now you are safe. Shouldn't have jumped in the river like that, though. Next time you see a human, expect them to be trying to help you, man. Now I will go and cover myself in patchouli oil and smoke some weed."

Moral of the story: Leave wild animals the fuck alone.

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Again with the 'clearly' and 'actually' when used in a sentence or spoken...Actually quite irritating and clearly telling....CLeeeearly. What type of troll are you, CE? The fairer and ultimately honest toll-taker or some hairy stinker under a bridge otherwise avoided for a longer and more pastoral route??

It only seems amateurish because it's not supposed to be taken seriously. This "exclusive" isn't a big deal since you can go anywhere and find much more in depth interviews, or simply the product of his leaks which is what's really important. I don't really care what Snowden has to say, but NBC news does because that's what they're trying to do.

If you make it about the person, it's easy to turn around, it's easy to dismiss this one guy. If he ever slips up, looks stupid or something whatever he did and the people that support what he did can be ignored easily.

So this is all about a distraction. Act like this "exclusive" is a big fat hairy deal, and only bring up useless everything, nothing of value or substance really.

Let's look at the News websites right now. CNN first.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/28/us/edward-snowden-interview/index.html?iref=allsearch

This about how he sees himself, so it's about ego, do you see yourself as a patriot. The title is immediately meant to draw a line, who agrees who doesn't, read the article with your feelings. Next NBC themselves.

http://www.nbcnews.com/feature/edward-snowden-interview/nsa-officials-snowden-emailed-question-not-concern-n118011

First NSA disputing his claims, people calling him naive and basically presenting no evidence just like the NSA hasn't. Then Kerry and some other guy saying he doesn't have to stay in Russia, that it's not the US's fault for him being there. Completely absurd bullshit, and no one would be allowed to take Snowdens side in these talkbacks. It's useless. On to Fox News

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/05/29/kerry-tells-snowden-to-man-up-and-come-home/

Focussing on Kerry acting like a tough idiot.

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/05/29/glenn-greenwald-new-book-no-place-to-hide-tells-how-nsa-spies-on-us/

And a surprisingly decent opinion piece on Glenn Greenwald from Judge Napolitano.

That hairy guy in the background always gets shafted in their videos.

Imagine a sweaty, hairy, fat, white dude making those faces.
And that's how I look during sex.
Enjoy.

Speaking of hairy...nice avatar batman chick.

Thanks hairy monkey dude!

I was living in Durango in 98-99 during the San Juan fires in nearby New Mex-Pretty hairy

Just because it's an evolutionary trait, doesn't mean we want it. A hairy male for instance why be able to stand the cold better, but doesn't mean it's a trait him or his potential mates like.

Things like paranoia, or even community, to depression can and do have several links to an evolutionary advantage. The issue here isn't that paranoia is good or extreme, it's that the levels at which they express themselves in certain people are and can be well above normal. There is a thing as healthy paranoia where we generally fear things we don't know as a preservation technique. However, the level of wanton paranoia expressed by manic conspiracy theorists is not healthy. Much the same as sex is good, but a sex addiction is bad. Or sugar . . . we love the taste of sugar but in a time of plenty, it works against us.

It is a developer,a builder that holds family dear. A genius with a big flat tail. The majestic Beaver is the perfect being to use as a Canadian Symbol. Not only is it a hardy survivor of the winter elements but also ferocious and offensive when times call for it.

The Beaver in all its hairy wonder, is nothing to be ashamed of.