I'm going to come in here and spout my gremlin ideas. So, is this for a console as well? It looks good but just imagine if the industry wasn't supporting shitty consoles how much better PC games would be looking right now? Even though PC games are going through a low-fi, indie, artsy phase right now, which I think is totally rad; we could have blazing tech going as well, far and above consoles.

The other thing I had on my mind is that these games "look" good but after about five minutes my mind goes numb and I nearly fall asleep. I hate the pacing of games like this, CoD, ect. Give me more games like Amnesia where you almost never see an enemy but you're also about to shit your pants every two minutes or even 50/50 stealth-action like the last Splinter Cell where you actually have a damn choice of anything, shit, I dislike this crap for being war pornography but I'd rather play a massive/realistic game like Arma I or II - hell, I'd rather go back and play the original Operation Flashpoint where you get one-shotted from an unknown enemy after you just spent two hours traversing through a dark forest trying to figure out where that damn tank was that you wanted to avoid. Immersive tension motherfuckers, learn it, use it, enjoy it.

@FlowersInHisHair It looks like the Apple gremlins were trolling your commnet
>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

Wow, that was quite a fall. It's amazing how he fell so far withoMAC-USERS IN CANADA, BOOKMARK APPLEADAPTERS.COM A STUDENT-OWNED AND OPERATED BUSINESS THAT WILL QUICKLY REPLACE YOUR LOST OR DAMAGED POWER CORD FOR HALF THE APPLE STORE PRICEaking his legs!

In my experience, magic technology gremlins are quite small, otherwise they wouldn't be able to fit inside the machines.

>> ^residue:
The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.
>> ^Mandtis:
Explanation anyone...?
:?



Bullshit. No such thing as trunk gremlins. Nothing lives in a car's trunk...

If you listen closely you can hear the exultant gremlins celebrating after their supposed victory over the cats. One of them seems to be laughing in joy and remarks "YEA!" at his new-found superiority over the felines.

>> ^residue:

The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.


Fucking *science!

The heat from the hairdryer lulls the trunk gremlins into a false sense of security and they become comfortable and drowsy. They are, however, terrified of cats and when they hear the hissing of the compressed air, they mistake it for a pack of angry cats due to their decreased awareness. Enraged, they begin kicking violently in a frenzy outward on the dent, which pops back out.

>> ^Mandtis:

Explanation anyone...?
:?

Not cute. Looks like a gremlin!

>> ^Bloocut:

If you are going to nuke the Vatican, perhaps a three-fold surgical strike-
Seat(s) of Catholicism, Islam
Seat(s) of economic control (forget low-yeild nukes, use tomahawks, exocets, whatever you got)
Seat(s) of Major media (to do this will take some satellite gremlins)


Don't forget the Jews, what they're doing to the Palestinians is imo worse than the child molestation of the Catholic Church.

Oh and don't forget all the spinoff Christians. Take out the governments of Myanmar, China and North Korea too. Wipe out the "leadership" of the GOP and the Tea Party.

That would deal with many of the world's problems.

>> ^LarsaruS:

Can't someone nuke the vatican? Please! This is probably the first and only case in the history of Humankind where you can actually say "Wont somebody think of the children!" and not be fearmongering.


If you are going to nuke the Vatican, perhaps a three-fold surgical strike-
Seat(s) of Catholicism, Islam
Seat(s) of economic control (forget low-yeild nukes, use tomahawks, exocets, whatever you got)
Seat(s) of Major media (to do this will take some satellite gremlins)

reminds me of a gremlin. creepy.

No love for Rocky V? I loved that one. And who didn't like The Lost World? Sure, the gymnast girl kicking a raptor during a dismount is ridiculous, but the action sequences are some of the best ever seen. Spider-Man 3? Yeah... hard to love it, but I liked it because it's a Spider-Man movie. It was standard comic book fare but nothing amazing.

Indiana Jones 4. It's infuriating, but I was excited to watch Indie again. I think that outweighs my hatred for it. The bullshit scenes were bullshit: fridge, monkeys, man eating bugs, aliens. Gremlins 2, however, has held a bitter place in my heart for years. I'm now willing to go back and watch it again. I pretty agree with everything Rolfe is saying here.

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>> ^choggie:

^sick project there krans, you outdid your balls-out 7-yr-old gonna burn the house down while mom's not home, inner gremlin with that one.....


Thanks choggie. We strive for perfection like Kubrick and for crazy like Hunter Thompson.

^sick project there krans, you outdid your balls-out 7-yr-old gonna burn the house down while mom's not home, inner gremlin with that one.....