I am now that gas pump.

File me under "officially scared the hell outta"

I hear gas skimmers are becoming quite the rage too. They are gaining popularity b/c ppl dont check for skimmers on gas pumps.

LOL when he trips at the gas pumps. You would think a bat would have better night vision.

I wanna make a super virus
Strong enough to cause black outs in every single metropolis
Cuz they dont want to unify us
So fuck it
total anarchy and can't nobody stop us

You see late in the evening
Fucked up on my computer and my mind starts roaming
I create like a heathen
The first cycles of this virus i can send through a modem

Infiltrate and hit your station
No microsoft or enhanced dos with mp
Society thinks theyre safe when
Bingo hard drive crashes from the rending

A lot of hackers tried viruses before
vaporize your text like so much White-out
I want it where file replication is a chore
Lights out shut down the entire White House
I don't want just a bug that can be corrected
I'm erecting immaculate design
Break the nation down section by section
Even to the greatest minds
its impossible to find

I wanna develop a super virus
Better by far then the old Y2K
This is 3030 the time of
global unification break right through their
terminals burn em all
slaves of silicon
corrupt politicians with leaders and their keywords

FBI and spies stealin bombs
dissipitate their plans
and (?) catch the fever

Everybody loot the stores get your canned goods
Even space stations are having a hard time
Peacekeepers seek to take our manhood
which results in a form of global apartheid

ghettos a trash dump for gas pumps
exploded and bunt out just before the great union
the last punks walk around like mass monks
ready to manipulate the database or break through em

human rights come in 100 hundredth place
mass production has always been number one
new earth has become a repundant (?) place
So its time to spread the fear (?)

This is even better than the video of people praying at the gas pumps for lower prices!

I also drink practically nothing but water and what they dont mention is the temperature. Sure warm tap water is nasty but warm bottled water isnt that great either. If you serve it cold there is virtually no difference. I have had gallons upon gallons of tap water from the 6 different states I have lived in (one of them was well water) and there is no fucking difference and i saved a ton o' money. So I agree with them, we bitch and moan about gas prices when we pay more for bottled water, WATER, something that is practically free in every home. Its like having your own gas pump at home that you paid a small tax on but still going to Exxon to buy the Premium because your pump only has unleaded.

Dear Cooky Evangelical Person on My Computer Screen,

So preacher, why the spectacle? Can't you easily pray for lower gas prices in your home or church? Are you somehow amplifying your connection with arms stretched around the gas pumps? Why the attention seeking behavior eh?

Why don't you instead get involved in your upcoming election and lobby your representatives for action instead of hanging around for a holy handout? It may not seem like much, but I assure you it's more productive than what you're doing here. You'll look less bat shit crazy too.

Just wondering

43 as of June 4rth. 08'
single divorced(god yes), love my ex-wife, amenable departure, 2 boys, 10 and 7
muse, energizer, fool, redirection, compulsory demands which will weaken the resolve of the strongest of stock (vampire) tap me like the gas pump , ahm all yers-

work hard at fuck all, succeed in everything, Bob's yer unkie-what more does anyone need to know about themselves????

Forget horsepower, think gas mileage! My husband bought a Nissan Titan a year ago. (cause we were in the south and he wanted a MAN's truck ) That thing always hurt my feelings at the gas pump.

I drive a Nissan Versa (the hatchback instead of the sedan...in red, my fav color of course) and I L-O-V-E it! It's small yes but, it gets GREAT gas mileage and it has a very polite monthly car payment. For an econo car it looks quite smart too. There's not a lot of bells and whistles in it, but the interior is comfortable and tall people comment on how comfortable it is for a small car. One tiny con: It only has one charger. Even the most basic cars need 2 now days. Other than that though, its all gravy.. I couldn't be happier with it.

My husband drives an hour one way to work daily..and that's distance, not traffic. The other day I filled his truck up for him...( He was using my car again for work to save gas, go figure! ) Well, it wasn't on empty yet... about a 1/4 was left and I paid 86 bucks!! I wonder how much would have been if it were on empty! When the kids and I aren't out so much, he drives my car and I'm stuck w/ the manly truck! You know after a year I still can't park the damned thing straight...

Men, think practical..think gas mileage and low car payment!

but.. they freaking photoshopped a picture of her holding up a gas pump!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'gas, pump, pathetic, funny' to 'gas, pump, pathetic, funny, hose, tank, fill, station' - edited by silvercord

Sorry its a dupe *discard

http://www.videosift.com/video/Gas-Pump-Fire

http://www.videosift.com/video/Gas-Pump-Fire

Duplicate

*discard

I NOTICED THAT MOST GAS STATIONS WARN OF CELL PHONE USE (WHICH CANNOT START A GAS PUMP FIRE), BUT ONLY A SMALL PERCENTAGE I'VE BEEN TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT STATIC ELECTRICITY AND/OR HOW TO AVOID IT.

SIMPLE: JUST DON'T GET BACK IN YOUR CAR.

nope... the driver was simply carrying a static charge (like walking on carpet) and the first thing she touched was the metal gas pump, causing a spark that ignited the gas.... which is why you should avoid getting back in the car when you fill up, or at least touch the car to discharge yourself first