As a fellow Aussie I think this is hilarious.

Although, I have come across, in the wild:
Tiger snakes
Copperhead snakes
Scorpions
Red back spiders
Funnelweb spiders
Whitetail spiders (These give nasty fricken bites)
Huntsman spiders (These don't hurt you, but get damn big)
um...

Oh, and by wild, for the spiders, I mean in my house.

Wombats? Lots of those, they can hurt if they bite you.... but they're so cute.

Um... a gazillion bloody possums, but yeah, not the most dangerous of animals

So, um, yeah, I'm a real hardnut...


ahem.

Dang, how did I miss this one?

In reply to this comment by my15minutes:
playlist candidate?

playlist candidate?

>> ^HaricotVert:
> Somehow I don't think "Romeo and Juliet" is appropriate music for this.

maybe it died of a broken heart, and flung itself upon the ants?