Hermaphrodites and neutered? Those two?

You are wrong….as usual.

There ARE (🤦‍♂️) even more than only two distinct sexes, like those shown above…and gender is a different concept and word, that’s why they’re spelled and pronounced differently. 🤦‍♂️

Placating hateful xenophobic ignorami only hurts everyone in the long run, ya froot loop.

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"Where are my Froot Loops, damn you?!"

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WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHY DID YOU DISCUSS THIS, DBAG?

Just kidding. That's normally the response on here, isn't it? I'm still sipping my 1:00pm morning coffee so I don't have the stomach to watch it. I haven't eaten yet either. I like Froot Loops though I haven't had a bowl in probably a decade. My feet itch. Sometimes so bad I scratch 'til they bleed at the top where the foot meets the ankle. I'm curious if it's not mites. I've never owned a nice pencil sharpener. Always those cheap ones you have to twist yourself that tend to nick the lead in weird ways that makes grooves in it. You know? Seems to weaken the lead so it always breaks when applying normal pressure while writing. I drink my coffee out of cups that always allow it to cool too much before I'm done. I've put it in the cups that keep it warm longer, the ones with the lids, but somehow I always feel the coffee doesn't taste as good in those. I know it's not true, but it's comparable to eating a $50 entree on a McDonald's burger wrapper. That would seem like it would make my whole eating experience less enjoyable. Anyhow, this has been the inane musings of blankfist.

BUT WHERE ARE THE CANALS ON MARS? ASTRONOMERS SAW FOR ALL THOSE DECADES! SURELY, THEY MUST EXIST BECAUSE ALL THOSE ASTRONOMERS SAW THEM!

To quote Bill Maher, speaking to a 9/11-conspiracy froot-loop in his audience: "Nighty-night, Dipshit."

My brother was a big fan of Frosted Flakes, but I never understood the point. I'd just as soon take a bowl of good ol' Corn Flakes and dump a couple tablespoons of sugar on it. We definitely agreed on the awesomeness of Froot Loops, though.

I know what you guys are saying about Cookie Crisp. I don't think my taste buds fully formed until sometime in college (which was a real shame growing up in New Orleans). Having tried them as an adult, I was surprised that I had liked it at all.


Anyone ever tried half & half on your cereal? I know, it sounds messed up, and I wouldn't recommend it daily, but it is a decadent indulgence everyone should try once.