I was riding the bus in Paris, and all the streets in Paris were designed for anorexic horses in the 17th century and fuck you for trying to fit your fat-ass 21st century car down them -- much less a huge city bus. So we're squeezing down this street and we come across a moving truck blocking the road. I, as an America, am awaiting horns, swearing and automatic weapon fire. Instead, the driver stops the bus, turns it off, hops off and goes and has a smoke. The people in the bus were being totally French about it: not a murmur of complaint.

Two years later, I was in Canada and some dude cut off a taxi at a light. Out hops the taxi driver to confront the driver of the other car. I start scanning for my exit once pop-pop-pop / muthafuckas drop gets underway. Instead of a spray of bullets, or at least an amusing fist fight, the taxi driver shakes his finger at the guy and gets back in his cab.

I live in mortal fear of getting shot on the road in America over some stupid bullshit (this actually happened to me once: some asshole in Cupertino cranked off three rounds at my car when I accidentally cut him off). It's so amazing to visit civilized countries and see people acting decent and calm to each other.

Gators are probably so well trained they thought he should get his fat ass out of their pool and bring some real food.

She will need that foot to kick her dad's fat ass.

Were this to happen to me, I would gleefully turn around and file charges against the women for filing a false police report and start a civil suit against both the women and the state for lost wages, psychological damages, etc.

The prosecutor is a complete and total idiot for bringing this to trial. They had the tweets, they knew in advance there were no threats so... wtf? What exactly was the argument the prosecutor tried to make here? That calling someone a "fat ass" is sexual harassment because, you know, it uses the word "ass"???

Seriously hope this guy turns the system to his advantage and pwns everybody involved in this case.

I'm intrigued by the different strategies they seem to have taken with regards to different markets.

The US market has been covered here already. Living off the grid, buffer for power outages, etc.

But they appear to market the Powerwall as a decentralized buffer system for our regional/national grid, as a means to shave off the spikes in power usage at times when both wind and solar fail to meet expectations. Seems like a virtual power plant of Powerwalls would be an alternative to gas turbine plants. Add some pumped-storage hydroelectricity in Norway and the Alps, and the need for standby power plants would be vastly reduced.

Additionally, they are probably aiming at the time when diminishing feed-in tariffs for PV panels make it more attractive to charge batteries instead of feeding into the grid.

However, even if they manage to sell only a handful of Powerwalls, it'll force all the other players to get off their fat asses for once. Politics managed to kill the local solar industry and the big players came up with fuck all in terms of meaningful innovation over the last years.
Yes, I'm looking at you, Siemens!

Lumberjack porn babies!
Used to be only manly men could split wood, now any fat-ass with 40K and a hemorrhoid cushion can turn a new-growth forest into greenhouse-gas pellets in a week

Beats and Skull Candy are both worthless brands made out of sub-par components. I've had both and they don't last very long. Skull Candy products are worse -- I've had the headphones straight up break into pieces from casual fat ass usage.

But we're talking about Beats, which are $$$ whereas you could spend the same amount (or less) on an actual decent headset. Logitech yo.

These aren't the same type of headphone, but goddamn 7.1 surround: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003VANOFY/ref=oh_details_o04_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

"NO! You idiot! I've almost got those fat-assed tourists in the truck thinking they'll be safe out here. FUCKING CHILL!"

"Oh. Cool. I'll look all non-chalant. I call dibs on the plus sized bitch in the sun hat."

Yep, worked at an event center. Sound guy was a complete pain in the ass when it came to coiling up cables. Don't know how many times I got to hear "Your doing it wrong"
Went off on him one night. "I just assembled 3 stages and moved 18 floor units. I'm tired. If your that f$#$ worried about the cables get off your fat ass and do them yourself."
Got fired the next day because "We hired him away from So and So and he said your hard to work with...."
hehe A few days later they call back going "He just quit and stormed out! can you.." "Nope" click

Drunk and spatially challenged, with uncoordinated movements-If you can't pull your fat-ass up onto an average-sized horse, you shouldn't be riding, eh? Fall from the saddle and meet the ground with that blub you may have bones that need mending....

really disappointed in stewart. I think we should take care of people. Upper class is doing better, middle class is getting smaller, poor is being taxed more. Most people do not under stand what a semi-automatic gun qualify as.

Hey America! If you really want to "save" lives how about getting the fat asses off the couch. 20 kids dead... it is terrible, but how about texting drivers, super-size meals, buckets of movie size sodas?

I can't wait for the next bandwagon to jump on.

Takes a fat ass to know a fat ass =oD

Guy writes constructive letter to a woman to try and get her fat ass on the treadmill, in a way that doesnt make her feel like shit by outright calling her a fatass.....and she jumps on him (crushing him perhaps...), and proceeds to justify why her ass is still fat.

He said hes seen her not change weight in 3 years (?)...cmon...youve all the time in the world to address something like that, I didnt feel the letter was mean spirited at ALL. If someone wrote me a letter like that it would inspire me to join a gym and watch what I shovel in my mouth, not justify my sedentary food gobbling lifestyle.

I wonder if she went home and ate a bucket of ice cream that night.....

Please dont mistake my bluntness for a lack of empathy, ive got fatass close family members that I care dearly about...that I too have tried so much to try to get them to change their lifestyle.

Doesnt happen. Too set in on drinking a 40 of coke a day, and doritos, deep fried foods, ZERO excercise etc.

Its just so fucking frustrating to see the ones you love and care about, shitting away a decade+ of healthy extended life because they are too lazy to do anything about it.

"You dont know me!"

No....youre right....but I know plenty of people very very well who have your exact body type. And I can see patterns lady.