"Bothans (pronounced /'bɑθɪn/) were furry mammalian anthropoids, about 1.5 meters tall. Hailing from Bothawui and several colonies, Bothans differed in facial appearance and body structure with canine, feline, and equine features. They were known for being master politicians and spies, craving intrigue and subterfuge.

So... where are all the Bothans who died to get this information?

Whitewashing in Star Wars? For shame.

I have been rigorously studying this video for the past 8 weeks and my findings are as such:

"This mad stupid* yo."

IN CONCLUSION! This guy's a slime douche to the max and this video, while seemingly appearing accurate enough to some on the grounds of the basest, most low hanging fruit-esque generalizing sweep of cliched male-female interactions one might come across in various U.S. coastal cities, this run-on sentence is actually a quicksand trap of words and why are you still reading it? Care to guess how many Artax's I've caught and consumed with a sentence like the one above?

Just one. Artax, baby jesus de christo rest his equine spirit, was a one of a kind! One of a kind.

How does garbagio like this make it to top 5? I mean, come on!


*Stupid bad, not stupid cool.

Ball-action for livestock is very popular among husbandry enthusiasts... -Equine dig play balls, too-Goats especially love to knock 'em around-Never saw someone get one for their cattle though-Cattle take their standing-around staring at things and chewing their cud more serious than any fun or exercise! Slaves to the multiple stomachs?

Decades from now, scientists specializing in equine vocalizations will look back at this video and finally translate what she was saying:

"Help! I've got sugar cubes stuck in my horse pussy!"

@shinyblurry Flagellating the proverbially expired equine, buddy

Great, now we have to welcome our equine overlords!

I'm sorry, but as horrible as this is, seeing it start out so nice and innocent and devolve into this clusterfuckian, equine nightmare is just amazing. It's like a hilarious brutalizing of human folly.

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I'm with you. Because they've got those equine faces, you just can't tell what they're thinking. Dogs and cats are suitably anthropomorphic in facial shape. On that note, I'd like to offer my favorite horse joke:

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse answers - "I'm an alcoholic and my wife left me."

Thank you.


>> ^Lann:

I don't trust horses. narrows eyes

i watched that while barfing up a horrible combination of too much iced coffee and too much wine one night. but then it inspired hours of tedious ethical debate. i can't decide if its actually immoral to get ass raped by a horse or not. i mean, sure its gross and dangerous. but .. is it immoral?


everyone i know is getting really sick of having this discussion with me.


In reply to this comment by geo321:
lol. Here's the documentary if you want to post it.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
FUCK!! i spent all day at the equine therapy stables. if i had known earlier, i wouldve taken videos of those aweosme therapy horses being fucking awesome.


all that aside. i heartily approve of horse video day. who will be the first to post the mr. hands video?????? am i going to be the hero???

lol. Here's the documentary if you want to post it.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
FUCK!! i spent all day at the equine therapy stables. if i had known earlier, i wouldve taken videos of those aweosme therapy horses being fucking awesome.


all that aside. i heartily approve of horse video day. who will be the first to post the mr. hands video?????? am i going to be the hero???

FUCK!! i spent all day at the equine therapy stables. if i had known earlier, i wouldve taken videos of those aweosme therapy horses being fucking awesome.


all that aside. i heartily approve of horse video day. who will be the first to post the mr. hands video?????? am i going to be the hero???

Tags for this video have been changed from 'ballistic, equine, pegasus, rally racer' to 'ballistic, equine, pegasus, rally racer, deathhorse' - edited by calvados

Some of these games are the classics they are because they didn't come out of a sequel machine.

Quite a few of these games should not have sequels. Some because a sequel could only fail to meet expectations, some because they were downright terrible to begin with, and others because there's just no place for one.

• Uniracers - "Uniracers 2" could be a crappy flash game, at best. Leave it alone.
• Red Dead Revolver - Not only should there never, ever be a sequel, but I hope a few people lost their jobs for creating the original.
• Psi-Ops - A $50 gimmick. By all means, reuse some of the ideas, but no sequel, please.
• Tech Romancer - I'm greatly skeptical of any game, show, movie, etc with a title consisting of randomly chosen unrelated English words. I'm looking at you Guilty Gear, Melty Blood, Sailor Moon, One Piece Gear Spirit, Groove Adventure Rave Fighting Live, etc.
• Call of Cthulhu - 3 sequels were planned, but the dev went out of business.
• Blade Runner - I'd rather see a modern remake than a sequel. A new story in the universe.
• The Last Express - Leave it alone.
• MULE - The inspiration for an entire genre as well as influencing others. It doesn't need a true sequel. Also, I think the marketability of a game about mechanical equine is pretty poor these days.
• Rampart - See Uniracers
• Giants: Citizen Kabuto - Inexplicably absent from the list.

According to Wikipedia, EIA may refer to:

* Edmonton International Airport
* Electronic Industries Alliance, a US trade organization
* Energy Information Administration, a part of the U.S. Department of Energy
* Environmental Impact Assessment, an assessment of the likely impact of a project
* Environmental Investigation Agency, a non-governmental organization
* Enzyme Immuno Assay, see ELISA
* Equine Infectious Anemia, a horse disease
* Equity-indexed annuity, a financial product
* Evergreen International Airlines, an American airline with ICAO code EIA
* Exercise-induced anaphylaxis, a medical condition
* Exercise-induced asthma, a medical condition
* External iliac artery, an artery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EIA

I may be a secure guy, but not that secure!

Still, I'll keep you in mind if I come across any clips of mini equines.

In reply to this comment by critttter:
Hey arvana, I really feel that hooved and cloven hooved critters are underrepresented on the Sift. I concede that they might not be the biggest vote getters, but I suspect you are a secure guy, and I encourage you and your 'critter knack' to float a few more our way. I mean, c'mon, miniature horses? Relentless good cheer.