I declare in a completely unofficial capacity that last horse picture to be hilarious. That penis does look rather human, so I'm calling photoshop. Then again, I'm NO expert on horse penises, so let's get @kronosposeidon in here to verify.

It's legit.>> ^blankfist:

I declare in a completely unofficial capacity that last horse picture to be hilarious. That penis does look rather human, so I'm calling photoshop. Then again, I'm NO expert on horse penises, so let's get @kronosposeidon in here to verify.

http://videosift.com/video/Half-your-arm-up-a-horses-Patooter-shooting-the-white-go-in

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "giant horse coc".

FUCK!! i spent all day at the equine therapy stables. if i had known earlier, i wouldve taken videos of those aweosme therapy horses being fucking awesome.


all that aside. i heartily approve of horse video day. who will be the first to post the mr. hands video?????? am i going to be the hero???

I would like to extend an official high five to @arvana for unwittingly being involved in the creation of something so beautiful together... *HIGH FIVE*

god, i fucking hate horses...

and horse, I fucking hate god

@Fusionaut Put 'er there, buddy! *CLAP*

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My contribution to this whole thing...
http://videosift.com/video/TED-Talks-The-genius-puppetry-behind-War-Horse

I don't trust horses. *narrows eyes*

World's smallest horse:
http://videosift.com/video/Smallest-horse-EVARRRRR

Can we use Jessica Parker too?

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I'm with you. Because they've got those equine faces, you just can't tell what they're thinking. Dogs and cats are suitably anthropomorphic in facial shape. On that note, I'd like to offer my favorite horse joke:

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse answers - "I'm an alcoholic and my wife left me."

Thank you.


>> ^Lann:

I don't trust horses. narrows eyes

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burn. SJP is going to be pissed when she reads this. >> ^ant:

Can we use Jessica Parker too?

Time to get philosophical on y'all:

>> ^dag:

burn. SJP is going to be pissed when she reads this. >> ^ant:
Can we use Jessica Parker too?



"And then?"

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She's squash your exo-skeleton under her Jimmy Choos.

>> ^ant:

>> ^dag:
burn. SJP is going to be pissed when she reads this. >> ^ant:
Can we use Jessica Parker too?


"And then?"

>> ^dag:

She's squash your exo-skeleton under her Jimmy Choos.
>> ^ant:
>> ^dag:
burn. SJP is going to be pissed when she reads this. >> ^ant:
Can we use Jessica Parker too?


"And then?"



And then?

This is a bunch of horse sift.

When will the next horse video day be?

soon enough, my pets...soon enough

http://i.imgur.com/zVFA3.jpg

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Pony said to Eagle, "I am very mad at Coyote, will you yell at him for me?"
Eagle said to pony, "Why can you not yell yourself"
Pony replied, "Because I am a little horse."

When does a horse talk?









Whinny wants to..

>> ^dag:


A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse answers - "I'm an alcoholic and my wife left me."
Thank you.


>> ^Fusionaut:

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

>> ^gwiz665:

Pony said to Eagle, "I am very mad at Coyote, will you yell at him for me?"
Eagle said to pony, "Why can you not yell yourself"
Pony replied, "Because I am a little horse."

>> ^residue:

When does a horse talk?


Whinny wants to..

>> ^Stingray:

This is a bunch of horse sift.

>> ^Lann:

I don't trust horses. narrows eyes

>> ^Fusionaut:

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"


Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^Fusionaut:
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

@kronosposeidon I think you meant to say