I'm an enigma wrapped in a creep wrapped in a chronic masturbator.

In reply to this comment by Phooz:
I love how gwiz665 is talking about growing more and more left handed and his profile pick is of Dr. Orpheus giving the crazy eyes with his left hand in a conspicuous position. Just made me laugh out loud!

I used to be an atheist, and I have found irrefutable evidence of God in the bible. I wrote a book called "The Atheist Bible" that explains everything for only $19.99, act now and get "How to interpret the bible in order to resolve all the enigmas in quantum physics" for $9 more. THIS IS A LIMITED OFFER, ACT NOW!

I loved this game. For a video game nerd I'm surprised you only recently heard about the resolution fixes. They've been around forever! Even before these fixes came out everyday programmers were hacking this game to extend the resolution past 800x600 as far back as 2004, but I guess this just makes it easier. I "officially" quit back at the end of 1.09d. I walked into a random game, wrote "FREE STUFF" and started dropping my enigmas, occy rings, etc etc. It was an odd feeling and looking back on it I should have sold it on ebay.

>> ^EndAll:
I started Diablo again about a month ago, too, for the first time in years.. getting tired of it though. You leveled quick!
Any CS'ers? (Not Source, boo Source)


Ex-hardcore CS player too. 1.6 FTW.

The enigma that is ant lives on

In reply to this comment by ant:
Quality stuff. I don't care about livemusic, hiphop, sexuality, etc.


In reply to this comment by rasch187:
hey ant.

I really repect what you've done to this site. I'm pretty sure you're the reason I became so interested in this site via BluesNews and all. And still I have no idea what you look for in sifts... videogames seems like a nice fit. *Comedy however...well, I'm still trying to figure that one out. I appriciate all your upvotes, don't get me wrong, I'm just curious as to what tickles your funny bone?

>> ^gwiz665:
Fuck yeah, he is so cool.
About Pacino's Lucifer, I think that because he is featured more prominently in the movie (Devil's Advocate) he loses some of his power. In this and the Prophecy he is basically all-powerful - in both movies we've built up that Gabriel is pretty powerful, and Lucifer just "brushes them off". Pacino's lucifer is more of a manipulator, plans within plans within plans, kind of type. I like his monologues though.
I think I like Darth Sidius for the same reason - he's much like Lucifer, powerful, manipulating.


Yeah i agree there. I think the more you familiarise with a character the less of an enigma they are.

That's one of the selling points for pacino's role for me though. You're very familiar with him, he's talking to keanu like a father to a son. But he still repulses me a little at times, and i'm always slightly unsure of him. Like when they're at the party and he's getting noshed on under the table, and he looks at keanu and smiles, and i can't help but retract from something like that. And the monologues and rages that he goes into.. yeah love those bits.

But then again, like you said, the plots are a bit different - advocate has him as a manipulator, using our god given free will to trap us. But then, the bit after the suicide, when he wakes up and does a mental keanu "whoa". Pacino gets another go - vanity. And maybe he'll win that time. That's my favourite bit - you never win for good, you never beat him for good, you have to always beat him, every single time.

Hell now i'm just talking about advocate But i do love the way that keanu is presented with a choice - no guilt, no responsibility. God is all-powerful, and with the new child he would create with his sister, god could lose. And keanu could live forever in absolute bliss, literally forever, literally without responsibility or guilt, literally with the most intense bliss he could ever imagine. And he chooses not to take it - why? Because it's just wrong.

Lol, indeed! And I admit I have a few man-crushes.
Zach would be one of 'em for sure, although it's usually musicians I gravitate towards. But I appreciate his humour, it's often subtle.. introspective, and he's a bit of an enigma. Kaufman-ish, but not to an extreme degree. I'm always looking forward to his newest stuff.. recently I've been hearing and seeing a lot about this new movie he's in - 'Hangover.' Looks pretty good.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
The beard makes him look like an ewok. So damn cute! You got any random crushes eh? Tell me it's not just me

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Haha, right on. And you can't forget that beard.

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
His snese of humour totally appeals to me, it's not obvious and he's all mock angry and shit. He looks adorable and when he goes into one of his rants you just wanna pull him to one side and give him a big old hug. Umm, I dunno I do get the most random of crushes

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
What about Mr. Galifianakis entices you so?

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
I am indeed

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Are you a female?

In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
He will be mine, oh yes...

2 year late upvote for the Enigma soundtrack.

Cruisin' Mos Espa
In my Delorean
War's over
I'm a peacetime mandalorian

My story has stumped
Star Wars historians
Deep in debate,
Buffet plate at Bennigan's

Rhyme renegade
Sure to penetrate
First and second offense
I won't hesitate

Got a job to do
And Darth's the guy that delegates
Got something against Skywalker
Someone he really hates

I don't give a fuck
I'm after Solo
For all I care
He could be hidin' at Yoda's dojo

Gotta make the money
Credit's no good
When the jawas runin' shop
In your neighborhood

Think you can cook
I got a grappling hook
Let's make this quick
'Cause I'm really booked

I'm a devious degenerate
Defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors
On the detention level

chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

I'm a question
Wrapped inside an enigma
Get inside the slave one
Find your homing signal

From Endor to Hoth
Ripley to Spock
I'll find what you want
But there's gonna be a cost

See, my name is Boba Fett
I know my shit is tight
Start not actin'right
You're frozen in carbonite

Got telescopic sight
Flame throwers on my wrist
You still don't get the gist
Spiked boots are made to kick

Targets are made to hit
You think I give a shit
Yo mama is a bitch
I see you in the Sarlaac Pit

You just flipped my switch
Integrity been dissed
You scratchin' on my itch
You know I shoot to get

Got bambinas at cantinas
Waitin' to lick my lusty lips
So I'll let you get back inside
Your little space ship

Give you a head start
'Cause I'm the sportin' kind
Consider the starting line
The sneaky smile I hide inside

Hope you have hyper drive (drive)
pray to stay alive ('live)
Don't try to slip me a five
'Cause I never take a bribe

To the beat of a different drummer
Bad ass bounty hunter
Let no man put asunder
Or else they be put under

As in six feet
Got an imperial fleet
Backin' me up, gonna blow up
Any attempt to defeat

They gotta death star
Got four payments on my car
Hand it over to hammer head
At Mos Eisley bar

He used to carjack
Now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can
Get back on the right track

As for me that's not an option
Can't say that with more clarity
Me going legit would be like
Jar Jar on speech therapy

Chorus
My backpack's got jets
Well I'm Boba the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt
To finance my 'Vette

wicky wicky woo

Well I chill in deep space
A mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize
But I still narrow my eyes
'Cause my time
I don't like to waste.

Get down

Slice you open like a Taun Taun
Faster than the Autobahn
Or a motorbike in Tron
Do the deed and then I'm gone

Jaba has a hissyfit
Contact Calrissian
Over a colt, the plan unfolds
No politic is legit

Back in the day
When I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane
Like in a pod race

My mean streak tweaked
I became a basket case
So this space ace
Split that place, poste haste

Took up a noble cause
Called the Clone Wars
'Cause life's not all about
Girls and cars

Getting fucked up
In fucked up bars
See, I'm not a retard
Or gay like de Barge

I'm large and in charge
With a face so scarred
A cold black heart
That's been torn apart

The Sith wish that they
Had a dick so hard
'Cause it's long long ago
In a pussy far far

Call me master, 'cause I'm faster
Than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire

I'm a hunter for hire
With no plans to retire
And all the sucka MCs
Can call me sire

Chorus
My backpack's got jets! (jets jets jets)

Well I'm Boba the Fett! (the Fett the Fett)

Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, (Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt Jabba Hutt)

...To finance my 'Vette (my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette my 'Vette)

God I love being an enigma.

You know it doesn't say much for your confidence in the site's accessibility when a new member doesn't have any trouble navigating its intricacies.

But it's cool. Tell you what - you may make your guesses and I will post them on my profile.

Truth be told, I'm crayfish. And no, I'm not gonna bother spelling ukulele correctly so y'all can just suck it.

I would have upvoted that cancer video if there was a *comedy tag on it.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
That was really a response to you downvoting curing cancer but yeah, the turd video isn't my proudest moment

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Yeah, we can't all Sift quality gems like A Boy Named Turd.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon

That was really a response to you downvoting curing cancer but yeah, the turd video isn't my proudest moment

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Yeah, we can't all Sift quality gems like A Boy Named Turd.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon

Yeah, we can't all Sift quality gems like A Boy Named Turd.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon

You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon

Some great stuff in there. Let me say that the music is a REMIX of Enigma's Boum Boum. The original is far better in my opinion.

Go check out coral gables.....Is that place and enigma the fella created in his personal paradigm, "batshit insane"
Or is his shit evolutionary on the scale of Tesla???

Go get YOUR tinfoil hat-I bees wearing th' pineal bandana....

Indeed, What IN the fuck???